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Wednesday August 3, 2005 at 12:32 am

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY MEGAN!

don’t get too drunk… and stay away from ovens if you do!



Because this post is retarded

I deleted it. Say happy birthday to Megan though.

… and because both people I attacked took the ridicule really well,
I’ve decided to take after Cakalusa’s lead last week and insult Xanga
Celebs. Here goes…

[Insert Cakalusa Picture Here]
insult. insult. insult. insult insult. INSULT. insult.
COMMENT ABOUT HAIR. insult insult. insult. insult. SUGGESTION TO GET A
LIFE.

[Insert wutuwaitn4 Picture Here]
INSULT insult. insult insult. insult. TOILET HUMOR. scoff scoff. insult insult. RaNdOm PrOpPzZ. insult insult.

[Insert lichunsah Picture Here]
insult insult. insult. INSULT. insult insult. INSULT insult. evil laughter.

[Insert Drakonskyr Picture Here]
insult insult. INSULT. insult. QUESTIONING OF SEXUALITY. insult insult. insult. INSULT. scoff.

[Insert Gucci_man Picture Here]
insult. INSULT. barfing noise. insult. PEDOPHILE? insult insult. INSULT insult. SUGGESTION TO STFU.


I’d also like to take a moment in
this non-entry, to say that it really bothers me that people don’t
really care about whether or not I want to kill people, and are so much
more passionate about whether or not I like Korean people [which, by
the way for those of you who said I was stereotyping, I wasn’t. I was
speaking from my current experience… i’m sure most of you glazed over
the fact that two of my closest friends are Korean and that I DO like
half of the Korean people I meet.]
–>


HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY MEGAN!


don’t get too drunk… and stay away from ovens if you do!

Tuesday August 2, 2005 at 07:08 am

Kill them all:
Pro-Choice, Pro-Death Penalty

An example why I’m a raving moderate. I will never be able to
choose between the parties because on the two biggest issues, I’m
a fucking banana split.

I’m pro-choice — why? Because we don’t have the right to tell an innocent person what to do with their body.

I’m pro-death penalty — why? Because some guilty fuckers deserve to die.


In a perfect world

In a perfect world, this is what I envision: no crimes and everyone
rich enough and smart enough to afford and take care of their baby.

In our world, it’s another matter. Murder, rape and child
molestation. Three things that I find pretty unforgivable.
But, I know all too well that a criminal can reform once caught and
that sometimes people are charged fallaciously. This is where I think
the three strikes should come in.

I mean, seriously, if you’re caught three times forcing a 6 year old
child to rub your wang, it’s definitely no mistake. You’re a
fucking molester and you deserve to die.

As for being pro-choice — seriously, do you think people will stop
having abortions once some law is passed against it? Didn’t
Prohibition teach us anything? Would you rather have a qualified
doctor remove the baby, or have a desperate would-be mother push
herself down some stairs and smoke a bunch of crack in hopes that the
baby inside her will just give up only to give birth to a retarded
crack baby?


My solution?

Kill them all. Our world is getting pretty filled up, there is
only so much water and energy and we’re destroying entire other species
just to fullfill what we feel is our right. Widespread plagues
are no longer helping with population control and war is being faught
against because we’ve become “civilized”.

Come on, if the Chinese could limit people to how many children they’re
allowed to have, can’t we kill some child molesters and let people
choose how many children they want to have?

Monday August 1, 2005 at 06:35 am

People of my past
Why I still care

February 2004 I wrote: “It’s so strange how the people you strained to get the attention and approval of
years ago don’t seem so important anymore once you’ve surpassed them in life.”

Which is, for the most part, true. However, even though this is the
case, for some reason I still find myself thinking about these very
people sometimes, wondering what they’re doing, wondering if they’re
happy, wondering if they’re still the same or if they’ve grown.

Wondering if I’ve grown because of them.

There’s the girl I knew in high school that I thought would be my
friend forever, but then broke my heart by ceasing to speak to
me. Next, the first person who ever betrayed me to the point that
I first questioned my belief that all humans are generally
decent.
Also, my first love goes through my mind from time to time. My first
friends in college – ha, what a mistake.

Even though I feel like I’m past the point in my life where I should
care about them, sometimes they still cross my mind, and sometimes I
still stalk them over the internet to see how they are, how they’re
doing.

It’s not as if I want to gloat that my life is better, or that I still
have strong feeling towards them — it’s more like the way you feel
after seeing a crazy ass movie and you want to see the sequel even
though you know it’s not going to be the same. You just have to
know what happens next.

Who are the people that you will never forget?


P.S. For those of
you who thought for a second that the theorem was real and that all
numbers are equal, please, please, take a moment and hit yourself in
the head with a pan. Thanks.

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