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Monday October 17, 2005 at 11:19 am

What does the flu feel like?
I wonder…

Because if it feels like someone’s hand [maybe the size of Shaq’s] is squeezing the back of my head into a pulp, and a sore throat then perhaps I have it.

…and I thought I was the lucky one in my apartment that escaped the sickness. Apparently I’m just a little late to the party.


Today’s question (since I have no post due to headache):

Would you rather have sex with a hot chick that has a penis on her forehead or a hot chick with a penis on each knee?

Girls and boys answer this question. And none of that pussy “neither one” answer shit either.

I say, knees.

Kwazy_Fweak said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:21 am

Ne0TriX said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:26 am

knee?  What kind of question is this?-Ko

WeirdAnnoyingPerson said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am

lol ew.knees.. i guess..

cloudedfuture said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:29 am

The knees of course. The only dong I would want to see anywhere near her face would be my own. Not her’s nor anybody elses.

Jx2_66 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:29 am

knees. two cocks are better than one. :-P HAHAHAHA

caught_in_limbo said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:30 am

Knees. Definately knees.

MT_Headed said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:32 am

Although this is probably the worst question ever, I’d have to go with the knees. At least I wouldn’t have to see it all the time unless I decide to look down.
I hope you feel a lot better and get over the flu. Stay indoors today!

ataraxyvatic said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:32 am

knees.
if anyone says forehead, then there’s something really wrong.

jimmiwin said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:34 am

Knees.  ’cause kicking my ass would be brought to a whole new level.

Purse_Fanatic said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:37 am

what do u expec us to say so that question u just come out of the blues talking about the flu and then penises!
i;m straight so u would never catch me in the bed wit a he/she or she

Fatitude said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:40 am

why?…do you have a big surprise on your kneees?….har

Zot22 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:44 am

knees. definitely the knees.sorry about the sickness. we have to get melissa next. ;-)

mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:44 am

Ugh, gross. If it was on the face I dunno if I would call her hot anymore, so I’ll go with the rest and say knees. O.o Maybe your headache is making you think strange thoughts.

boyslikesugar said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:45 am

FOREHEAD because otherwise i’d have to do twice the work when it comes to orally satisfying him/her.

Jiffipop said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:46 am

who the frig would say forehead??flu usually is accompanied by body/muscle ache

chickenbuns said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:48 am

bwahahahaaa…WTF?!
knees for sure.  but is the alien penis supposed to take part in sex too?  either way, it’s too disturbing to think about too deeply.

yupitssean said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:49 am

where are the testicles located? more info needed.

simplyxmoi said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:51 am

can’t believe im answering this.. knees.. [cringe]

honeynutmeg said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:55 am

oh stanford court.

margelous said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:00 pm

at least you can hide the knees in public. hahaha.

Nrgize said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:02 pm

I would say kness because it would cause less of a distraction. o.O

guitar___riffs said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:02 pm

i say knees too.the more the better.

seksae said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:06 pm

yeah…i say knees…i cant even look at her if it’s at her forehead…plus, i dont want to increase the chance of me getting cock slapped everytime she goes near my face

steltek said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm

*cough*hack*hack*hack*eyes bleed from reading what was written*

tehgimp said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

at 20-something, you seriously ask such a question right afgter making funny of a 14 year old????definitely knees

DNGEL1 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:10 pm

yup i agree with most ppl.The knees

CaKaLusa said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:15 pm

knee high socks make it easier on the eyes.

rice_and_noodles said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:21 pm

A rather interesting question.  My answer, neither.

seanscheng said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:22 pm

I’d prefer a hot chick with a penis INSTEAD of a vagina. But that’s because I’m gay.
JK
OR AM I…?

lilsheels248 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

knee fo shizzle. haha.  i hope you feel better.

elizzybass said,

October 17, 2005 @ 12:56 pm

Forehead, because then if she ate me out…;-)

o0confused4evr0o said,

October 17, 2005 @ 1:15 pm

wow what a odd question to ask HAHA I’ll have ot say knees becuase you can cover them up with jeans or something.

franksabunch said,

October 17, 2005 @ 1:22 pm

Peeps with the flu feel like they got hit by a bus!

selfishlyetchd said,

October 17, 2005 @ 1:24 pm

|||random props||
knees, please.

Mr_Nish said,

October 17, 2005 @ 1:27 pm

Knees, because then I wouldn’t have a penis flopping around on my face and I wouldn’t have to look at it. And THEN, there could be two OTHER hot girls on the knees.

itsalwaystoomuch said,

October 17, 2005 @ 1:35 pm

with out a doubt, penis on each knee, definitely.

BeerCanLicker said,

October 17, 2005 @ 1:56 pm

knees. it’d be more action!

Kindivisual said,

October 17, 2005 @ 2:20 pm

: hahahahahaknees, I guesssss. -_-;

BaByXtCoOkiE said,

October 17, 2005 @ 2:26 pm

the knees – cuz then you can have another girl join ;-)  BUT most importantly, her penis won’t be poking you in the forehead while kissing – because kissing is essential to getting it on and i don’t like getting my forehead poked with a penis. its not a turn on.

XxSpooty10xX said,

October 17, 2005 @ 2:44 pm

the correct answer is definately knees cause when your havin sex u dont see too much of the knees.

novelle361 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 2:47 pm

Thanks for the tip. I’m so close to figuring it out, but the Photoshop “Help” is a little convoluted at times. I’ll try your advice and see what I can come up with.And, yeah, definitely knees. Forehead would be way too creepy. Gak.

novelle361 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 2:49 pm

… although, on second thought, maybe she could disguise it with her hair? Like cover it up or something?But, ah, not if it was erect. Nevermind.

SarcasTikIsm said,

October 17, 2005 @ 2:53 pm

each knee.
then at least you dont have to look at them.

Xcanner said,

October 17, 2005 @ 3:03 pm

knees

jessack2001 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 3:07 pm

knees…and just a random thought…have you ever noticed how in the states the only people who work at manicure/pedicure places are oriental? what’s up with that?well anyways, love your site.

PetTheMonkey said,

October 17, 2005 @ 3:13 pm

Knees… only because I dont want no dick near my face when we’re making out. But then if its on the knees then it’s hard to do that certain position. :/

tacoma said,

October 17, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

wth kind of question is that?  chicks with d*cks?????

Acekiller said,

October 17, 2005 @ 3:35 pm

if she has penis, then she is no chick.

skelestones said,

October 17, 2005 @ 3:47 pm

when i see any penis on a chick i would go limp and naseous.

chrnobreak said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:13 pm

dude, totally the knees. i mean if she’s got a huge cock on her forehead, then a guy can’t, by totaly default, do anything with her face because of “it” being a total distraction. …….uh,,, yeah1!

projectblogsphere said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:13 pm

Knees…

RelientKisMYlife72 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:16 pm

hey i dont like the last post…cuz im 13 and i dont type like that cuz it bugs the hell out of me and it would take me forever to do it…but not every girl does that…so yeah..alright w/e im done

lifetimedreamer said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:21 pm

random props*
Phally [polly]

natasha_rules said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:21 pm

i vote knees. you look at someones face a bit more. either way its really gross… but i guess if i HAD to pick… haha.

Hellokitty_freaktart said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:27 pm

Knees probably.
I really wouldn’t care.xD
And I read the post before this.I hate 13-16 year olds that can’t type.It makes it seem like we’re all like that.
Then there are the sluts….

pandaplushie said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:35 pm

Well if it’s on her forehead you could get anal sex and oral sex at the same time? :D

SecksyRx3 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:55 pm

penis on each knee!! oh fuck yea. hmm wait. a penis on the forehead might be more pleasurable for the gays. haha. double duty. get fucked and fuck the head at the same time

angelsnoopy24 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 4:57 pm

knees, becuaes it’s less awkward than the forehead. i mean who wants a penis on there face?

thisbladeinmyback_isyours said,

October 17, 2005 @ 5:41 pm

knees, u wouldnt see em and if its o nthe forehead then ud basicly end up blow a girls forehead, gross

candyfeehily said,

October 17, 2005 @ 5:45 pm

what????

prodigy_boy said,

October 17, 2005 @ 5:56 pm

maybe its a better idea not to think up questions when you have a headache.
but to answer the question: knees cuz the forehead would just get in the way too much. but it would be painful for the girl to do doggie style..with the dicks on the knees thing.
ben

zhaoyun1122 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 6:20 pm

I say knees .. you get better humping action that way .. the neck can only last so long, but the knees can keep going and going .. and when u get tired, just sit on them and use ur calves to bounce u up and down .. yes .. much thought was put into that answer .. lol!

zhaoyun1122 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 6:21 pm

wait, i’m talking about girl on girl sex .. girl on girl w/ penis on 2 knees ..

OoOohPeTeR said,

October 17, 2005 @ 6:45 pm

i would fuck and ugly tranvestite that had a dick on her DICK.

UCcowgirl23 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:03 pm

one on each knee…. two penises, sweet!

sunnysidedown828 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:04 pm

i think the knees cuz u dont really look at the knees.

oOoDanieL said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:14 pm

dude, ur sick. anyway not sure if u remember me. but to answer ur question, i say knees. why? cuz if they’re hot u want to see they’re pretty face. if the dick is on their knees than it doesn’t matter too much cuz ur not gonna spend too much time focusing on their knee, right? unless you have a knee fetish. and if there is a possibility to have those cocks surgically removed i’d prefer two scars on each knee rather than a scar across ur forehead.
wait a minute……. why the hell am i answering this? =)

keneke said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:18 pm

how hot can this chick be if she has random peni sticking out in off places. no matter how i look at it i can’t get it to look hot…i guess the knees, maybe i can get them erect and then hang a little drape over them. then while i’m in between her legs i can feel like i have my own little freaky sex room thing.

gooksantiger said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:37 pm

flu feels like u r made out of water

Drown_ourselves_in_misery said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:38 pm

hah.forehead.then cut if off later.;).

cutsiepie55 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 7:53 pm

knees. because two dicks are better than one. just kidding ^ 100000. i’m not a whore, I swear.

eklipse126 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:26 pm

HAHAHAH, the good old college days! I’d say the knees, because they’d be like handles you can grasp on while you’re banging her.So….Eileen as a baby, or Levina as a man?

bjtdevera said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:32 pm

knees…I can just put a blanket over her knees; cuz if she’s hot, you’d want to look at her face, right?

oOclOuDNineOo said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:39 pm

sorry, a chick with a penis anywhere would not be “hot” in the first place. :P
no shlongs, please. i’d rather get with a fat chick.

ucdohboy said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:42 pm

I don’t know. But I just hope she doesn’t ask me for a hand job.

sabe324 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:47 pm

I’m with you on the knees. One on the forehead could seriously put out an eye. x_o’

miS_diGnifieD said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:50 pm

Knees, please.Opportunity for more to join in on the fun, and I wouldnt want to get poked whilst I’m kissing her.

I_Am_Twilight said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:55 pm

Crazy question!!! Well, I’d have to go with the knee’s. 

simplysunyoung said,

October 17, 2005 @ 8:57 pm

the knee, hands down.

its_ladiesz_night_05 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 9:41 pm

knees lol… i love reading your xanga

d_art said,

October 17, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

Woah…
Does that mean she has to wear knee pads when she plays baseball?

MaladroitBAMF said,

October 17, 2005 @ 9:52 pm

Wow Shaq does have big hands, i met him once they’re freakin huge, anyway i hope you feel better verrrrry soon :) and the girl with the penis knees (thats actually kinda fun to say… Penis Knees)

SystemicChanges said,

October 17, 2005 @ 10:38 pm

definitely the knees man, it’d make it too awkward with one right smack on the forehead. Kissing, would just be out the window.

Natsuten said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:40 pm

can u tell me how long u spend on xanga everyday?

tuesdaygirl19 said,

October 17, 2005 @ 11:58 pm

ill take the knees and how the hell did u come up with that question? haha

CiaoMichaella said,

October 18, 2005 @ 12:00 am

yea, i’m with you on that one, i’d go for the knees too cuz they can be covered up by pants most of the time so the rest of the world doesn’t know but then when it’s game time it’s like a certain brand of chewing gum–double your pleasure, double your fun ;-)  tee hee.  get well soon!

frshsqzedoj said,

October 18, 2005 @ 12:37 am

for sure both knees, i mean if she’s giving me a blow job i wouldn’t want to feel her penis on my stomach… the girl would mostly be on her knees and if not on her back or on all fours so her peni would be out of view for the most part

Blogadian said,

October 18, 2005 @ 3:17 am

I say knees….if it’s on forehead, wouldn’t even dare to do anything and won’t be a hot chick anyway….freaky chick may be!

tonkalfe said,

October 18, 2005 @ 4:01 am

Good lord. Ok, I’ll be different and say forehead. It would be sort of like humping a warped, deranged, X rated unicorn or some other deviant mythical creature.

eox said,

October 18, 2005 @ 4:14 am

i would rather have sex with a hot guy ..that has 2 penis’s..one on each knee.

yumifishie said,

October 18, 2005 @ 5:04 am

Knees. Forehead would totally get in the way.
Flu feels awful. :]

DirtyJimThePirate said,

October 18, 2005 @ 5:34 am

Aye, lass you be asking a strange question.  Pirate don’t really care, as both her face and knees would be on the ground.  It be the pirate way.

l3abyGirl said,

October 18, 2005 @ 6:30 am

knees of couse…=]maybe those knees will come in handy haha

AFrogPrince said,

October 18, 2005 @ 7:24 am

The Legend of Randy, King of the Fat Squirrels
   Once upon a time there lived, in a large bright red wooden box in the woods, a squirrel named Randy.  Randy was a fat squirrel, and because he was so fat, he had trouble climbing trees.  But that didn’t matter, because he was King of the Fat Squirrels.  Yes, he was.  He wore a little golden crown and a little golden cape, and walked around with a little golden sceptre, because Randy was King of the Fat Squirrels and that’s what they did back then.  And he kind of laid around at the bottom of the trees and the other squirrels would bring him nuts and stuff like that.   Then one day a coyote caught Randy and ate him.
  The End 

Trillion_2_1 said,

October 18, 2005 @ 7:39 am

If I were bi, I would say forehead. Then it would be like the 69 position in a wierd unique way. If I were evil like bobbitt, then I would say knees. Thats two to cut off.

blog_pastor said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:12 am

Jesus Loves you… :-)… for real…

misstequila said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:14 am

Knees.!

crazynisa said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:20 am

I’d rather have a hot chick with a penis on her knees because during sex, you can still kiss her without having a penis in your face (unless someone’s into that…) :)

radioheadfreak said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:41 am

knees , haha double the fun

dhdh49 said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:44 am

everyone in your apartment’s sick?um.. i say knee cuz i look at the face a lot more.

CelticArian said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:49 am

Knee.

Davidschick2006 said,

October 18, 2005 @ 10:05 am

Knees…. wow if only there were two… haha!

gwenii said,

October 18, 2005 @ 11:22 am

forehead. if i sit and lean forward enough and the chick knows what she’s doin with her tongue, then BAM, two forms of stimulation at once! allriiiiite!

scaryuncle said,

October 18, 2005 @ 11:22 am

It really depends. For instance, will the penis on her forehead be erect when we are making out? If not, it would likely get in the way. Also, would she be willing to put said penis inside of me? I think the forehead might have a little more leverage and stamina, but then she’s have to bump her nose rapidly against my sack during intercorse, and I’m afraid the situation might just make her giggle wildly.
I suppose if I HAD to pick one it would be the forehead, because we could visit churches and local republican party meetings and pretend to be wildly offended when people commented on it. Then we’d throw down. Yeayuh.

icthusbabe said,

October 18, 2005 @ 11:33 am

your page is awesome bye

x___MAGGiE said,

October 18, 2005 @ 2:43 pm

eeew. but i’d say knees

Camrin2007 said,

October 18, 2005 @ 4:09 pm

I would pick one on each knee!  1 extra for more fun!!!!

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October 18, 2005 @ 5:58 pm

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fAk3lItTl3pOs3Rs said,

October 18, 2005 @ 8:00 pm

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waipahe_puuwai said,

October 18, 2005 @ 9:46 pm

HEY…
NiiCE LAYOUT!!!  MUCH PROPZ TO YA!!  SORRY ABOUT THE SiiCKNESS, ii ALSO HAVE THE SAME THiiNG.  ABOUT THE PENiiS QUESTiiON, ii WOULD TAKE THE ONES ON BOTH KNEES LOLZ.
MUCH LOVE…

EphemeralStyles said,

October 18, 2005 @ 11:41 pm

the forehead would be ideal for the bisexual. whilst making out, why not give some forehead love!as for me, i’m going to be an ass and say neither. a hot chick with a penis is good enough for me. :)

BlueJays2005 said,

October 19, 2005 @ 5:29 am

definately the knees. and yea… i too hate those morons who feel they need to express themselves using big words and complex sentences in evey day conversation. i once wrote a paper on it for my public speaking class solely b/c there was a guy in there who looked up every word in the dictionary and used the biggest words he possibly could when speaking. -freakin jew.
nate

ohlalaax3 said,

October 19, 2005 @ 10:35 am

knees..

candiez said,

October 19, 2005 @ 5:36 pm

knees as everyone else says lol

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