My Boot: She Hates My Futon
Quite possibly my new favourite book.^_^ It’s HILARIOUS.. This got me laughing for like 5 minutes

“Motherfuck-bucket!” Whoops, sorry about that. At times like these when I’m under extreme duress or pain, weird nonsensical curses have a tendency to fly out of my mouth. I should really start keeping a list because sometimes they’re kind of humorous. One time I stubbed my toe really good on the coffee table and “Pimp-fucking-whore-son-of-a-bitch-salami-sandwich!’ was the first explanative out of my mouth. I don’t have any idea what that means. But at the time it meant, ‘God dammit that hurts!’
So what does ‘Motherfuck-bucket’ mean? I think it means, ‘Ex-Girlfriends have an annoying tendency to show up at the absolute worst times.’ You’ve put them in your past. You’ve filed them under ‘Complete Psychos – Do not Revisit’ in your filing cabinet. And yet here they are standing in the doorway of one of your favorite bars where you’re meeting a date.