Ever got caught…
Reading a blog… And finding it so intriguing, yet normal, that you keep reading? Maybe it’s just me… But for some reason I was drawn into reading her entire page… Even the archives. O_o. Very strange.
Reading a blog… And finding it so intriguing, yet normal, that you keep reading? Maybe it’s just me… But for some reason I was drawn into reading her entire page… Even the archives. O_o. Very strange.
Kim is living proof that I don’t understand women. Penis pasta? Ramen? Is everything noodles? I guess I can stop buying expensive clothes, stop washing my car, stop brushing my hair (I don’t do that anyway), stop talking in that voice that seems to work on girls but apparently doesn’t, stop complimenting them, stop smiling at them, stop being mean to them (some like it rough), stop everything and just buy them some kind of noodle/pasta thing. Fuck me, I have figured out the meaning of life.
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YEP! You got that right… All you gotta do is buy me some noodles and I’ll be happy. hahaa. The numbre one way to woo a chick : buy her noodles. =X Either that or Men’s Pocky. Quite possibly the best snack ever created.
After a long period of consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am quite possibly the most self centered and selfish person ever to walk the earth. Well. Aside from my mother that is. She takes the cake. But then, who else did I learn it from? Bleh. Perhaps one day, I will reach her caliber. That is my ultimate goal. And then I will at least be number one in SOMETHING.
So, yet again I’ve ffed up my life. That’s the second time in two weeks. A new record for even me. What happened you might ask? Let me tell you what the fuck happened…
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Last 10 queries :
“short girl” pictures
ko-gal pictures
Faye Valentine
ticklish cheerleaders
“blumchen” “pink cloud” a
Kim Whoaa
nail salon school califor
assmaster2000
“she shaved her head”
“niall stallion”
And I’m here to tell you that I am a very angry person! I’m ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY. Yeah. That’s it. Good bye.
SafeSense.com: Sex Toys: Petite Pastel Vibrator… it’s only 4.5 inches!! awesome. It must be Asian.
The Guide To Multiple Male Orgasms. Wow!! This seems really cool. Haha.. A little tiring though, but cool. I should find somebody to try it out on. HAHA! Just plaaayin. Wow… The things that happen when I sit around and do nothing all day.