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Archive for September, 2001

^^ Hostee Love

It’s weird how I have such a mixture of hostees on my site. From olympic champion to signed musician / model, it seems like I have people from all walks of life. I think the best part about this though is getting to know the people you host, and learning that they’re spectacular people on the inside and not just the way they portray themselves on the ‘net. Hehe! I guess that’s why some people stay on madpimp.com for years and then others for a coupla months. WEIRD.

The Zit Files

So yesterday I woke up with these 2 humungo zits on my face. One litterally right in the middle of my face and one… close enough to the middle to piss me off. What must one do in this situation? I have webcam pics to update! I have places to go! I’m moving to college in 2 weeks. Don’t want people to think that I’m dirty and I don’t wash my face! Eeek!… You know, all this worrying is probably just going to cause more to pop up.

Vu X Le

Cocky Ass Bastard. At first I thought it was nice to see a viet guy portray himself in a positive light… But to post “Fanmail” up for the world to see. That’s just really sad. Who owns a website that HASN’T gotten fanmail? Come ON. You’re not that great, man. Get off your high horse and stop thinking you’re “DEEPER” than everyone else… Because the moment you think you’re “DEEP”. You’re not.

People comprehend, buddy. People just don’t think your message is all that great.

I’m also going through PMS. Just to let everyone know.

“Leet”

I just noticed my brother’s last four zipcode numbers are “1337” as in… 9#### – 1337. HAHA! If I lived there I’d SO abuse that. :T ‘Course I don’t… So only my brother is 1337.

ANY BITCH YOU DESIRE!

Does spamming really work all that well? I mean, how many people actually OPEN mails that say “BARLEY LEGGAL YOUNG MALES!”…. or “I’LL SUCK COCK FOR YOU”… I know I sure as hell don’t — unless by accident — and even then… I don’t bother reading it. It just seems so useless to me, this marketing scheme.. Yet it’s so rampant.

Let’s say they send the e-mail to 1,000 people and of the 1,000 people maybe 100 people open up the mail and then of the 100 people who open the mail 50% is on purpose. Then that’s 50 people who go to the site. But let’s say 10 of those people were just curious as to what these things lead to, which brings it down to 40 customers. And then there’s the 5 that just wanted to get a good laugh [some have really good titles], and then the 10 that were tricked by one of those messages that’s really cryptic like “hi this is jessica you never emailed me back! click here”. So that leaves 15. Out of the 15 probably 5 will leave because of the annoying popups and then 10 remain. Out of the 10 that remain 8 will be scared away by the fact that they have to pay MONEY to see pr0n. [why pay $ when you don’t have to, right?]

That leaves 2 subscribers out of 1000 initial prospective customers. Is it really worth all that?

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