June 9, 2005 at 7:30 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Thought: Who would you change your sexual preference for?
While reading up about my favorite artist, (revealed later in the post) this thought occured to me: If you’re gay, who would turn you straight? If you’re straight, who would turn you gay?
I have a top two list of women that I worship. One for talent and the other one for looks.
First: Angelina Jolie
Quite possibly the most sexual looking woman in the world. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re a guy or a girl, this chick (to me) seethes sex. That, and the fact that she plays a videogame vixen.. Rarrr.. how sexy is THAT?
and… My number 1 pick: Utada Hikaru
Seriously… THE MOST talented woman. Ever. Writes AND produces her own music… Had her first album [THAT SHE WROTE] out when she was 12.. Went to COLUMBIA… and is an international SUPERSTAR? Hell yeah. Definitely would go gay for her.
Check out these new pictures she just came out with in Interview Magazine. HOT!!
Album plug: Her awesome song Exodus ’04 (produced by Hikki-chan AND TIMBALAND) from her Exodus CD is coming out as a single on 06/21! It has 8 remixes of the song on it and as far as I can see it looks like it’s going to be great!
June 8, 2005 at 12:12 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
ICS = I can’t see, I can’t sleep, and I can’t shower.
if(hateICS && justStayedUpAllNight){
System.out.println(“There are days when I seriously question my reason for choosing to be an ICS (information and computer science) major. This is one of them. After spending the entire night awake, drinking coca-cola and programming while telling myself that I can eat chee-tos as soon as I finish I realized this: I really hate programming.
No really, I do… And I discovered why, too.
Programming is just about the only thing I do that I am really uncreative in. Give me an algorithm and I’ll understand its use, and I can use it in simple situations — give me a program to do where I have to think abstractly about it — fuck that shit!! On the other hand, give me a piece of fabric and some thread, and I can show you a thousand different things. Give me some words, and I’ll tell you a story. — you get the picture.
To make sure we don’t cheat, they use this one program to check for similarities between code — I’m surprised I don’t get caught for cheating because I usually just do what’s in the book…. They say that each program is as different as a fingerprint.
I guess everyone else in my class is a more creative programmer than I am.
Blah. I feel so… negative.”);
I leave you with this:
string shit(){
if(ICS && awakeAt8AM){
if(EARLY_CLASS || PROJECT || WORK || STAYED_UP_PLAYING_GAMES){
return System.out.println(“I need some fucking sleep… and I’m not going to class”);
}
}
else {
return System.out.println(“I need some fucking sleep, but I’ll consider going to class”);}
}
Caution: running this results in errors, no linebreaks, sleeping, and a lot of not going to class.
June 3, 2005 at 9:18 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
REGGAE FEST IS FUCKING COOL
I”M DrfuRZZUNGK BIATCH~!~~!!!~!~!~~!~!~!~!
