Drunk Naked Girl:
Am I really?!
— Try this at home. Go to google, click on google images and
search for any combination of the 3 words, “drunk”, “naked”, and “girl”.
5 pictures will show up, and 3 of them are of me!
It’s like I have a monopoly on that shit!
Here’s a screenshot.
Weird.
Have you ever shown up on a search engine search? And how?
I
love you Circle K-ers!
Circle K ain’t no convenience
store.
voting is until 4pm pst today!
So this Ms Xanga Contest has shown me four
things:
1. I am so fucking awesome that I might truly be the King of
Xanga.
2. I have fucking awesome friends.
3. Circle K is the fucking awesomest club that ever existed.
Ever.
4. I don’t give my friends and readers and friends that are readers
enough props.
In case you kiddies don’t know, Circle K is the community service club
I’ve been in since I began college. It’s the grown-up version
of
KEY Club and the little kid version of KIWANIS.
The best part about this whole contest, hands down, was sifting
through
the votes and seeing the familiar faces and icons of many of my friends
—
even ones who never post on Xanga and ones that I haven’t talked to
for
weeks and months.
It’s easy to get lost from your friends when you go into the digital
world, but it makes me so happy that all my friends [even ones not in
circle k] came out of the woodwork to vote for me on this competition
that shouldn’t even mean anything.
So, I want to thank each and every one of you here
Circle
K friends, raving friends, college friends, high school friends, and
even long lost friends (and ok, even you xanga friends) you know who
you are, fuckers!!
Because of you guys, I’ve already won way more than I expected [it’s so
corny, but way true].
The only type of pyramid anyone should be in.
I wasn’t going to do this at the risk of missing people, but I’m going to
try anyway… If I missed you I either didn’t recognize your name or
didn’t see the vote and I am VERY VERY DEEPLY SORRY! I still
THANK YOU for making me feel loved and not a total internet-geek
(It’s as if I really DO know people in real life?!):
Angela: lilluvlyan9el:
greeeen!
Brent: bjtdevera: we should start a nagoo nahoo cho
guild
Chris: CaKaLusa: when you’re old enough we’ll go
drinking
Ferdinand: PinoyPacificDrgn: anime!
Gon: gonchoi: we have to hang out sometime
eventually soon maybe
Helen: sleepyhelen: Holy cow! I didn’t even know
you read my xanga!
Irene: talksal0t: next time we wrestle I’ll let you
win har har har
Joy: JoyCaDEeZy : BOOBIES!!
Justin: bustin: we need to party together more.
KimSon: mrchinese : haha. now the world will know
you are going to a kelly clarkson concert
Lan: Sup007:
Laura: delaphus : little sibble!
Mark: bboygraphix: uh..
yeah, I’ll see you at work.
Micha: CiaoMichaella:
will you still be around ths year?
Michelle: mybelle21: next time, we’ll stop at 2
drinks
Nancy: babiegrl5 : my shit’s still at diego’s
house!
Noel: okaymaestro: If you think about it, we’ve
known each other for like 6 years
Peter: shirtpuppet: If you think about
it, we’ve known each other for like 9 years.
Peter: flight5472: did you
vote for oooh peter just because of his
screenname?
Susan: bobaChick: I met you once, does
that count?
Vinny: frshsqzedoj : come to OC more
often!
Wuwu: wutuwaitn4: poker buddy, party
buddy, and someone i can bitch to about xanga.
great combo!
Yang: YellowChildPride: we soo have to go to every
pride thing this year!
>
And to everyone else who voted that I don’t know or only know through
Xanga: thank you for letting a complete stranger into your
life
semi-daily!!
I love you Circle K-ers!
Circle K ain’t no convenience store.
So this Ms Xanga Contest has shown me two things:
1. I am so fucking awesome that I might truly be the King of Xanga.
2. I have fucking awesome friends.
3. Circle K is the fucking awesomest club that ever existed. Ever.
4. I don’t give my friends and readers and friends that are readers enough props.
In case you kiddies don’t know, Circle K is the community service club
I’ve been in since I began college. It’s the grown-up version of
KEY Club and the little kid version of KIWANIS.
It’s easy to get lost from your friends when you go into the digital
world, but it makes me so happy that all my friends [even ones not in
circle k] came out of the woodwork to vote for me on this competition
that shouldn’t even mean anything.
So, I want to thank each and every one of you here Circle
K friends, raving friends, college friends, high school friends, and
even long lost friends (and ok, even you xanga friends) you know who
you are, fuckers!!
Because of you guys, I’ve already won way more than I expected [it’s so corny, but way true].
The only type of pyramid anyone should be in.
Angela: lilluvlyan9el: greeeen!
Chris: CaKaLusa: when you’re old enough we’ll go drinking
Brent: bjtdevera: we should start a nagoo nahoo cho guild
Gon: gonchoi: we have to hang out sometime eventually soon maybe
Helen: sleepyhelen: Holy cow! I didn’t even know you read my xanga!
Irene: talksal0t: next time we wrestle I’ll let you win har har har
Joy: JoyCaDEeZy : BOOBIES!!
Justin: bustin: we need to party together more.
KimSun: mrchinese : haha. now the world will know you are going to a kelly clarkson concert
Lan: Sup007:
Laura: delaphus : little sibble!
Mark: bboygraphix: uh.. yeah, I’ll see you at work.
Micha: CiaoMichaella: will you still be around ths year?
Michelle: mybelle21: next time, we’ll stop at 2 drinks
Nancy: babiegrl5 : my shit’s still at diego’s house!
Noel: okaymaestro: If you think about it, we’ve known each other for like 6 years
Peter: shirtpuppet: If you think about it, we’ve known each other for like 9 years.
Peter: flight5472: did you vote for oooh peter just because of his screenname?
Susan: bobaChick: I met you once, does that count?
Vinny: frshsqzedoj : come to OC more often!
Wuwu: wutuwaitn4: poker buddy, party buddy, and someone i can bitch to about xanga. great combo!
Yang: YellowChildPride: we soo have to go to every pride thing this year!
>
And to everyone else who voted that I don’t know or only know through
Xanga: thank you for letting a complete stranger into your life
semi-daily!!
I really wasn’t going to advertise on my site for this contest, but I am for three reasons:
1. The free t-shirt
2. The fact that I’ve been hated on over this [yes, someone actually talked shit about me over this contest]
3. The fact that someone actually asked me to withdraw from the contest so that she would have a easier time winning.
I’m not going to name any names, but now I want to win. Badly.
So please go to this site and comment the name “shi” for ms.
xanga.
p.s. voting will end at 4pm PST [west coast] 09-14 so get them in quick!
Falling…
how many meanings for one little word…
Falling down, which we all do.
Falling from glory, which is just like a plunge from a cliff.
Falling into depression, which is like being swallowed whole…
and falling in love, which isn’t really falling at all.
And still there are more meanings… So many different feelings for one word.
Can we experience them all at once?
Partying and getting wasted…
Natsukashii natsukashii….
When I first started college I used to party a LOT. Not the usual thursday night that most people have, I had what Lan
fondly refers to as “Fraturundays” [though we didn’t really know each
other back then, apparently we had similar lifestyles] . A
typical weekend for me would have been something like this:
| Friday night: | Party. |
| Friday noon: | Finally fall asleep |
| Satuday night: | Party |
| Sunday 4am: | Leave[still buzzing no doubt] to meet my fellow CircleK-ers to do some service project [Like AIDs Walk. or March of Dimes… or any other fucking 4AM piece of shit we always had to do. ] |
| Sunday noon: | Finally get back from the community service project and crash until my classes on Monday |
You
may think because of this schedule that I was quite the resiliant 19/20
year old. However, that was not actually the case.
I’ve always had the weakest immune system known to man. At times,
I’ve wondered if I have a sexless version of AIDs.
As a result
of this lifestyle and the fact that I am weaksauce health-wise,
for my first two years of college I was in a perpetual state of
sickness. I actually got USED to coughing, having a stuffed nose,
and feeling overall miserable.
Somehow I was just able to live through life with a perpetual fog around myself.
These
days, I probably go out once or twice a month — and they’re definitely
not faterundays anymore. They’re just a friday night. Or a
saturday night — and honestly, it’s enough.
The only problem is
that while I still have the immune system of a newborn calf, I’m
used to the feeling of being healthy, so when I inevitably get sick 2
or 3 days after my night of escapades, I totally shut down and wait for
myself to feel better.
After you’re sick perpetually from
November to the following August, you never again feel that a few days
of bodily shut down is too much to handle if you can prevent a
prolonged sickness again.
What did you use to do when you were younger that you’re not physically able to do now?
Partying and getting wasted…
Natsukashi natsukashi….
When I first started college I used to party a LOT. Not the usual
thursday night that most people have, I had what Lan
fondly
refers to as “Fraturundays” [though we didn’t really know each other back
then, apparently we had similar lifestyles] . A typical
weekend for me
would have been something like this:
| Friday night: | Party. |
| Friday noon: | Finally fall asleep |
| Satuday night: | Party |
| Sunday 4am: | Leave[still buzzing no doubt] to meet my fellow CircleK-ers to do some service project [Like AIDs Walk. or March of Dimes… or any other fucking 4AM piece of shit we always had to do. ] |
| Sunday noon: | Finally get back from the community service project and crash until my classes on Monday |
You may think because of this schedule that I was quite the resiliant
19/20 year old. However, that was not actually the
case. I’ve always had the weakest immune system known to
man. At times, I’ve wondered if I have a sexless version of AIDs.
As a result of this lifestyle and the fact that I am weaksauce
health-wise, for my first two years of college I was in a perpetual
state of sickness. I actually got USED to coughing, having a
stuffed nose, and feeling overall miserable.
Somehow I was just able to live through life with a perpetual fog around myself.
These days, I probably go out once or twice a month — and they’re
definitely not faterundays anymore. They’re just a friday
night. Or a saturday night — and honestly, it’s enough.
The only problem is that while I still have the immune system of
a newborn calf, I’m used to the feeling of being healthy, so when I
inevitably get sick 2 or 3 days after my night of escapades, I totally
shut down and wait for myself to feel better.
After you’re sick perpetually from November to the following August,
you never again feel that a few days of bodily shut down is too much to
handle if you can prevent a prolonged sickness again.
What did you used to do when you were younger that you’re not physically able to do now?
I have a dirty little secret.
I like to play games in bed.
No, really, ever since Lan got his PSP and gave me his game boy
advanced, I’ve been playing all these games. My favorites are Mario Party [gb] and HotShots Golf [psp].
=D So cute!
Its totally like a golf and cutesy version of DOA VolleyBall
I also play Lan’s computer games while he’s not looking.
About which, I have to mention, Lan got this game called Guild Wars…
which is like, the bomb-diggity-fucking-squat. My character
in the game is this fucking hot ass chick I can only aspire to be in
real life one day. –But hey, as long as my cos play spirit
stays alive I may try to be her one day. Here’s the type of
character I play:
She’s
called a ranger, which not only means that she’s a fucking hottie and
wears skin tight leather clothing, but she also knows how to use a bow
and arrow.
How hot is that?
I try not to tell people that I like videogames because I
think when you put that with my anime-lovingness and
computer-science-ness it kind of puts me over-the-top geek. But, I
figure, might as well out myself now so I can start posting penny-arcade and megatokyo strips.
What hobbies do you have that you don’t usually talk to people about?
*note, while drunk at a club the other night I told someone I was a xanga celebrity.
My readership is so…special.
And speaking of which —
Some passerbys are so special that they have vocabularies that far
advance mine… If someone could direct me towards the meaning of the
word ‘jeolose’, I’d like to hear it. Sounds like a
geological term to me. Hmm.
I have a dirty little secret.
I like to play games in bed.
No, really, ever since Lan got his PSP and gave me his game boy
advanced, I’ve been playing all these games. My favorites are Mario Party [gb] and HotShots Golf [psp].
=D So cute!
Its totally like a golf and cutesy version of DOA VolleyBall
I also play Lan’s computer games while he’s not looking.
About which, I have to mention, Lan got this game called Guild Wars…
which is like, the bomb-diggity-fucking-squat. My character
in the game is this fucking hot ass chick I can only aspire to be in
real life one day. –But hey, as long as my cos play spirit
stays alive I may try to be her one day. Here’s the type of
character I play:
She’s
called a ranger, which not only means that she’s a fucking hottie and
wears skin tight leather clothing, but she also knows how to use a bow
and arrow.
How hot is that?
I try not to tell people that I like videogames because I
think when you put that with my anime-lovingness and
computer-science-ness it kind of puts me over-the-top geek. But, I
figure, might as well out myself now so I can start posting penny-arcade and megatokyo strips.
What hobbies do you have that you don’t usually talk to people about? *note, while drunk at a club the other night I told someone I was a xanga celebrity.
My readership is so…special.
Show me the
titties!!
And you shall be
rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.
Whenever I see sites like these, as much as I want to puke, I’ve
always been a little jealous that I don’t get fansigns and they
do.
I decided to remedy that problem by soliciting fansigns from a few of
my biggest fans:
OMG guys, you guys are teh hottttxxx!! Thanks so much for the
love!!
P.S. Those of you that want to donate some fansigns to me so I can add
to my collection, feel free to e-mail them to: wikipatterns@gmail.com.
I’m waiting to hear your
adoration!
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