Archive for October, 2005
October 11, 2005 at 3:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.
Thanks to Brent 
In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.
That’s awesome!
However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.
DCB: drama causing bitch(es)
DCF: dirty cunt face
MRF: mentally retarded fucker
KF: kissass fuckface.
VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]
DCM: drama causing mother
CUNT: Cunt
So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!
p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.
What are acronyms that permeate your daily life?
October 10, 2005 at 6:31 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches.
Part 1:
A little while back I mentioned that getting drunk causes drama causing
bitches to come out. In this multi-part series we’re going to
examine why drama causing bitches are the way they are, since it’s
never easy to figure out one reason why anything is the way it
is.
Advice
One of the main reasons why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches is because of advice — the bad kind.
They ask from the wrong people
I mean, think about it — don’t most drama causing bitches hang out
with each other? And then, because they’re all ‘friends’ they
seek advice from each other — also, because they are all already drama
causing bitches, they know instinctively that they will provide each
other always with the most drama causing advice.
They don’t listen to the right people
Can you imagine a drama causing bitch asking a level-headed person for
advice and ever taking it? Yeah right! Drama causing
bitches hear level-headed advice and just let it fall wasted into the
air.
Drama causing bitches ask you advice not so that they can take it, it’s
so that you’ll feel sorry for them and get sucked into their drama
causing life.
Fuck that shit! Do you know how to get rid of drama causing
bitches? Don’t give them the time of day. Ignore them.
Additional information
Also, a HUGE public service announcement that I would like to
make: DRAMA CAUSING BITCHES ARE NOT ALL FEMALE! Although
interestingly enough, most of the drama causing bitches that I’ve run
into in my lifetime have been Korean. Apparently the demographic
of drama causing bitches in that country is quite high. Must be
those crazy drama series they always watch.
What other drama causing reasons should I explore?
P.S. My dorm
roommate [who ended up being my roommate for 4 years] reminded me that
I used to wear this outfit all the time and that I should bring that
back in style. I would, if I still fit those clothes.
Can you believe I’m 27 lbs lighter in this picture than I am in the
pictures in the previous entry?
Kim 2001
That’s a jean skirt with one legged jeans and loose socks yo!
October 10, 2005 at 3:01 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches.
Part 1:
A little while back I mentioned that getting drunk causes drama causing
bitches to come out. In this multi-part series we’re going to
examine why drama causing bitches are the way they are, since it’s
never easy to figure out one reason why anything is the way it
is.
Advice
One of the main reasons why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches is because of advice — the bad kind.
They ask from the wrong people
I mean, think about it — don’t most drama causing bitches hang out
with each other? And then, because they’re all ‘friends’ they
seek advice from each other — also, because they are all already drama
causing bitches, they know instinctively that they will provide each
other always with the most drama causing advice.
They don’t listen to the right people
Can you imagine a drama causing bitch asking a level-headed person for
advice and ever taking it? Yeah right! Drama causing
bitches hear level-headed advice and just let it fall wasted into the
air.
Drama causing bitches ask you advice not so that they can take it, it’s
so that you’ll feel sorry for them and get sucked into their drama
causing life.
Fuck that shit! Do you know how to get rid of drama causing
bitches? Don’t give them the time of day. Ignore them.
Additional information
Also, a HUGE public service announcement that I would like to
make: DRAMA CAUSING BITCHES ARE NOT ALL FEMALE! Although
interestingly enough, most of the drama causing bitches that I’ve run
into in my lifetime have been Korean. Apparently the demographic
of drama causing bitches in that country is quite high. Must be
those crazy drama series they always watch.
What other drama causing reasons should I explore?
P.S. My dorm
roommate [who ended up being my roommate for 4 years] reminded me that
I used to wear this outfit all the time and that I should bring that
back in style. I would, if I still fit those clothes.
Can you believe I’m 27 lbs lighter in this picture than I am in the
pictures in the previous entry?
Kim 2001
That’s a jean skirt with one legged jeans and loose socks yo!
October 9, 2005 at 6:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
My style:
Or lack of?
I don’t get dressed up very often, but when the urge overwhelms me or
I’m going out, I do like to occasionally partake in the habit of
dressing up. What I find interesting is that when I DO wear the kinds
of clothes that I like, I get a lot of comemnts and stares from
strangers.
You see, I’ve been trying to bring the
japanese-loose sock style to America since I got my first pair of loose
socks at Anime Expo 2000.
I also like to wear leg warmers.
Basically anything that covers my legs with sweater-like material.
What things do you like to wear that are out of fashion?
October 9, 2005 at 3:04 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
My style:
Or lack of?
I don’t get dressed up very often, but when the urge overwhelms me or
I’m going out, I do like to occasionally partake in the habit of
dressing up. What I find interesting is that when I DO wear the kinds
of clothes that I like, I get a lot of comemnts and stares from
strangers.
You see, I’ve been trying to bring the
japanese-loose sock style to America since I got my first pair of loose
socks at Anime Expo 2000.
I also like to wear leg warmers.
Basically anything that covers my legs with sweater-like material.
What things do you like to wear that are out of fashion?
October 8, 2005 at 6:17 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
pre-emptive drunkenness from shi.
Okay, so it’s a given that I’m going to get drunk tonight… so I’m
going to save myself from embarrassment and write my drunken entry now:
WOoOOoo tyeaaah bitchees!!! fuck you motherFUckerrsw!!! imfuckng drzzunkk BITCh!
Thank you.
Have a good day and get fucking drunk with me tonight.
October 8, 2005 at 12:27 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Dealing with depression and bi polar disorder is a tricky thing. You’re so dependent on the people around you yet you can’t be around anybody a lot of the time.
And then there’s the fact that so many people don’t even believe that depression is anything but laziness and excuses.
During my middling moments I could probably see that. And during my manic moments when I have to be doing something all the time and can only stand to sleep for a couple hours a night I can see that.
But during those downer moments, I know, no matter how hard I try, no matter what the risks, I won’t get out of bed. I open my eyes only to wish that life would stop for a while. Or if I could stop.
How do you try harder when you’re spending all your energy just for the courage to continue living?
I’m considering writing about this in a more public forum, aka my Xanga. Not sure about the response I’ll get, but I think mental ‘conditions’ are things that are looked upon with a lot of ignorance.
October 7, 2005 at 6:11 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I wish I was smart enough
to act stupid from the beginning.
There
are so many bimbos out there, girls that act like total retards that
pretend they don’t have anything better in their minds than looking
good and finding a rich husband, that it would really shock me if there
weren’t some super geniuses hidden underneath those perfectly made-up,
manicured, dyed, expensive veneers.
Sometimes I wonder why I didn’t stay stupid.
I
actually played the stupid-idiot-blonde-asian-stereotype for a
while. I was in 6th grade and my parents had just gotten
divorced. I hated school because I never really fit in, and I
hated home because there was nothing but sadness and anger there.
All I did when I got home was take as many sleeping pills and tylenols
and advils as I could [at one point, I was taking about 8 pills a day
— by that time I was in 8th grade haha] and fall asleep.
Because
I was in a constant stupor, I was able to convince my mom and my
brother that I was an absolute dolt. A bunch of drama happened.
Long story short -> I ran away from home in 8th grade and put in a
mental for a couple days after that.
And for some reason after I came back, I stopped acting stupid.
It was probably the worst mistake of my life. Once people started to realize that I wasn’t an idiot, they started to have expectations for me. Teachers
started giving me extra homework, my parents pushed me harder to do
well in school, I started thinking that I would go somewhere in life.
If I had kept up my dumb act, expectations would be lower.
I
could have been able to concentrate my skills on things that require
little responsibility, like myself, the way I look, what I wear each
day, and whether or not my hair and nails match the type of clothes I’m
wearing…. And no one would question why I spent my time that way
because I’d be a ‘typical’ air-headed-girl type.
There are days when I want to drown myself in empty-headedness and plunge into the darkness of shallow thinking. Then maybe living wouldn’t be such a difficult task. Then maybe I wouldn’t be so tired all the time.
Then maybe I wouldn’t feel so insecure when I stand next to those perfectly manicured girls.
Would you rather have high expectations from the
people around you that you can’t possibly reach, or expectations so low
that you can drift through life without ever having to try at anything?
October 7, 2005 at 5:01 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I’ve got the magical touch.
For about a week my laptop hasn’t been recognizing that I have a DVD drive. Last night, frustrated at my laptop’s incompetence, I slammed the damned thing and hit it around a couple times [literally].
5 minutes later, my DVD drive popped up again.
Uncanny.
October 7, 2005 at 9:58 am · Filed under Rigamarole
When you choose to create a new life you always stand the risk of hurting the people of your past in your quest for a blank slate. People who were there for you, people who stood by your side, and people you maybe even loved.
But perhaps it’s all for the better, when you think about it. Perhaps the people that you left behind will even thank you one day for cutting them off completely.
Or maybe not.
I don’t really know how to feel about being cut off. It kind of pisses me off, yet a part of me can understand why you don’t want to be around anything that reminds you of before. It would have been nice, though, to see you at least once.
Oh, and through this, I’ve learned that tentative plans to meet never work out.
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