The worst luck!

I’ve gotten in the habit of beginning my conversations with a certain guy named Noel with an “attention getter”… You know, a shocking comment, or a story… Yesterday it was “When I was younger and found out what a penis was, I thought I was growing a penis, but it turned out to be my clitoris.”… Today, “Once in the middle of the night, I thought that I got up and went pee, but it turned out I was dreaming and I peed on my bed.”…. Hahaha… But somehow, someway, every single time I say something to the effects of, “Nick has a large pulsating penis”… Nick… happens…to..be..there… ;_;!! It’s happened three for three already… And I can’t help but wonder if I’m cursed. Haha. I don’t know, I don’t know. I think I’ll just stop that from now on.