Today I suffered the #1 MOST Traumatizing Experience

That ANY beginning driver could ever experience. So my mom and I, we’re like going to go park in the West Valley (Local Community College) parking lot to practice, yeah?
And like yeah we’d been doing it for a while and my mom was like why don’t we park over there? It’s more of a challenge: 2 cars parked 1 space from each other right.. But then right when I got there, i was like i donno it looks like there’s ppo in one of those cars, and i was like i dont wanna freak em out with my erratic driving… But my moms like “DONT WORRY it’s just a little kid that’s waiting for their parents!”… So I was like.. Ok….

So yeah,
I park, and we look over —
cuz you know,
there’ s movement
and we’re like .. wait what are they doing?? That’s not a kid!!
and then wer’e like…
OHHH MY GOD
TheyRE HAVING SEX?~!?~!?~!?~!?~!?
And like i was liek oHHHh MY GOD BAKC UP BAKC UP !!!! hAHhA
I was hella laughing!! hee hee! HAhahAH but i wa slike BAKC UP BACK UP
But my mom kept on like LOOK IN FRONT LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU
and i was liek NOOooOOoooOoo nOoooO And then I got out finally……

AHHHH I’m sOOoo Traumatized!! And that’s why I’m never parking next to a car again!