GEEZ… TIM, Katie’s friend Mel’s boyfriend is a crackhead… Gargh.. I can’t stand it… I went to his page.. and he said.. “Mel is my female prot�g� she is going to work at McDonald’s so I have someone with a brain to talk to. Her parents have decided to let her get a decent job. No more maid work. No more toilets and showers. Yippee!”…. First of alll… He called her his PROTEGE?! WTF… She’s not an OBJECT or a PET… She’s his GIRLFRIEND.. and then like.. McDonalds? Anyone who thinks McDonald’s is a decent job is on crack… Plus, I’ve seen Mel’s work and I KNOW she could make bank as a web designer.. fawk.

I want a potato.