Don’t you just hate it when people post about inside jokes and you have no idea what you’re talking about?
Then I’m sorry, because this is one of those times.
Things I want to remember from vegas:
1. What nun?
2. Swords.
3. Sword boners.
4. “Your skills are like that of trash!” [bonk]
5. Alien jerky
6. Terrible’s
7. Kim [my best friend] in a dress
8. Shitting red beans from the eyes
9. Squirting condensed milk from the nipples
10. Sweating coconut juice. [mostly from the armpits]
11. “F YOU SUV DRIVER!”
12. Snap yo’ bagels
13. Oooooooohhhh.
14. Male blow up dolls. With holes.
15. Excuse me, but I’m “waaayyyy hung”
And finally,