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Kim = Pervert since childhood?

I prefer the word “Genius”

Since even many of my “old” readers haven’t known me for very long, and almost nobody I know knows me from childhood, I thought I would share with you guys a glimpse of what I was like when I was a kid. I have some pretty funny ass stories from childhood, so expect more in the future.

LET ME WARN YOU! I was a weird kid.

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So, today’s story is about a game I created as a child at Rosemary Elementary School in fourth grade. The greatest game of all time:

Butt Tag

EST 1992

Here’s the premise of butt tag:

Instead of tagging people like normal, as the name indicates, you have to tag them on the butt. BUT! The thing is, it has to be a full butt slap, not just a brush against their ass.

There are a few rules:

1. Base is anywhere. You must squat with your butt on the floor for base. You can only be in “base” position for 5 seconds. Otherwise, your ass is mine.

2. “It” is first chosen by height.

3. As soon as “It” tags the next person, “It” has to sit down on base — because there ARE tagbacks.

In case you are still confused, here are a couple illustrations demonstrating the playing of butt tag.

Game Premise

Base

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is BUTT TAG.

Feel free to introduce this game and play it with your friends.

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A word of warning, though. You may not want to play this on elementary school grounds (especially if you’re an adult) because this is what happened to me about a week after I started butt tag.

“This game is inappropriate behavior!”

Love,
Kim
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