And now, another “Dear Kim”
I know you’ve been waiting…
Question:
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Dear Kim, Why do you let Wu take your money on Friday nights? Posted 8/4/2005 at 1:52 PM by franksabunch |
Kim Says:
Actually — I’d like to clear up this misconception — I believe I’ve
always taken HIS money. Except the one time we played for a
buck. Which doesn’t really count. I blame the patron.
Unfortunately, we have not partaken in poker nights for quite some time
now, so I haven’t been able to take Wu’s money. This saddens me
because I am no longer eating as well as I was. 
Question:
Dear Kim,
are drugs illegal?
Posted 8/5/2005 at 10:01 AM by TheF0r13iDDeN
Kim Says:
Only the ones our government doesn’t make money on. It’s true. Chris Rock said so.
Question: Dear Kim,
What did the man with the 10 inch dick have for breakfast?
Posted 8/5/2005 at 12:04 PM by pinoyriceburner
Kim Says:
Su-SHI. … Wait, is this a trick question?
Now ask me more questions!
Here’s the deal kids, ask me a question and start it with the words
“Dear Kim” and I’ll answer whenever I can if I feel like it.
I’ll even answer questions about myself this time… if you’re really curious.
Oh yeah, and no asking me what you should ask, because that’s just defeating the purpose. You know who you are.
Kim.
