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Friday September 9, 2005 at 11:03 am

Totally Not-Legal
Teens!

Top 10 reasons
why teenyboppers are like STDS.

10. You can make fun of them as much as you want,
but they’re still a big annoyance.

9. They’re always on your balls.

8. They pop up at the worst fuckin’ times.

7. They are more often bright pink and purple than
not

6. They make you scratch your head.

5. Against your better judgement, you sometimes touch
yourself as you look at them.

4. No one’s really sure about the cure.

3. You’re not exactly sure where they came from.

2. Sometimes, they can give you flu-like symptoms like headaches,
irritability and nausea.

1. Once you get them, they never go
away.

Refer to page 69 to learn “Why Emo kids are like
STD”s.


Random image
of the day:

You’ll
always be my partner in crime

CaKaLusa said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:04 am

god, it itches!!!

thathrilainmanila said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:06 am

lol. i’m a teen. =P

Tinatamad2001 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:11 am

More STD’s?!.. Didn’t I read a similar post today..
You mean their permanent?.. :o

simplyxmoi said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:13 am

stds = teeny bopperish emos

franksabunch said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:20 am

They always make you regret that night way back when!

Fatitude said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:22 am

11. they give you a burning sensation when you urinate on them

ataraxyvatic said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:32 am

only money removes them.

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:33 am

is this like a competition between u and caka to see who gets more eprops with the same friggin post?

SincerelyDoubtful said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:36 am

That’s too funny. Teens are like STDS! I would know… I am one! Jk jk jk.

ALN_with_an_E said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:36 am

nice, i love the colluding

MizzLeex3 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:37 am

wat are teeny boppers?

MrWain said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:45 am

Puhahahha, hysterical.  Love the picture.

MizzLeex3 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:47 am

ryc:people like yu?
i dont understand yur comment. wats ryc? and wen yu say people like yu? are yu asking me a question or saying “people like yu”

aydongbeeleef said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:47 am

i like to push them over the 2nd floor railing at the mall.fun!

porkchopkarma said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:49 am

Teenyboppers…pfft! When I look back I don’t remember being nearly as obnoxious and snobby as these kids are nowadays.

NoBackstreetboys said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:51 am

Your innards are also named Kim?
Thanks for the graduation photos btw!

amberisamusicsnob said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:02 pm

Cute pic

UCcowgirl23 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:12 pm

thank you dr. shi… ive been worried about that rash for months now

suicide_letter said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

i think your site is very funny.
i especially like the box eating day shit, very funny.

OneSmartIdiot08 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:21 pm

I fucking hate teenyboppers. I honestly can’t remember myself being as whiny and rude when I was younger. Kids these days…

o0confused4evr0o said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:21 pm

nice teaming up with another featured person haha anyways all is true. teeny boppers and emos are most hated.

projectblogsphere said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:30 pm

13.  You contemplate not telling your S.O., but you do it because it’s the law. ;)
12.  You can get it at a strip club.
11.  You don’t let people know when you have it.

Jung_Woo said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:36 pm

I love STDs. Gotta catch em all!

maverick8221 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 12:51 pm

i only attract teenie bopper girls. sad.

mrponi said,

September 9, 2005 @ 1:00 pm

i like i like…
i especially like the fresh std, when they haven’t been popped yet.. ;)

bobaChick said,

September 9, 2005 @ 1:04 pm

you and chris are so frickin’ awesome. it’s not even funny anymore. these are great posts.

BonaMana said,

September 9, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

Interesting entry…But what exactly would be the age range for teenyboppers?

lumpiablog said,

September 9, 2005 @ 1:20 pm

i had to do a double take on that drawing. yikes.

MT_Headed said,

September 9, 2005 @ 1:42 pm

I’m so glad I wasn’t a mindless STD back in junior high and high school.

injuredeagle said,

September 9, 2005 @ 3:15 pm

i love ur site. lately u been bagging. i wonder what it is? i got one guess…oh well
Your top ten was cool, but ur rant on Bi-sexuals was great!!! cant wait to see ur posts next month. smiles

zeroleader said,

September 9, 2005 @ 3:17 pm

nice legs kim

MIZZ_BROKEN_ONE said,

September 9, 2005 @ 4:07 pm

i think i read somthing about STD’S 2day
is this like a competition between u and caka to see who gets more eprops with the same post?

aznbro85 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 4:18 pm

oh my kim, that picture that you drew is GREAT! gotta love those pubes that are strategically placed.. HAHA
5.  Against your better judgement, you sometimes touch yourself as you look at them.“so, you like to touch yourself while you look at stdEeEz, eh?
stay away from the ipod, and nobody gets hurt! haha.. =X

auracle said,

September 9, 2005 @ 4:19 pm

Stereotyping and pigeonholing ppl into categories is fun isn’t it?RYC: I didn’t get to go skydiving. I was bumped from the flight for a girl. C’est la vie. It’s all good. I’d rather sky dive in Cali anyway. That reminds me. Ask Lan for me if he still wants to go. I’m asking you to ask him for me because I lost his number when I lost my phone. :-\

temptashuns said,

September 9, 2005 @ 5:02 pm

I found you on CAKA… and Just thought you are awesome!

SecksyRx3 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 5:36 pm

lol.. that pic is hilariously HOT.

Tsunaki36 said,

September 9, 2005 @ 5:37 pm

i’m going to start calling the annoying teens i see pubes. inside xanga jokes rock

AtomicCherrie said,

September 9, 2005 @ 6:03 pm

there are way too many teeny boppers aka STDs at my school.

AnnaBiara said,

September 9, 2005 @ 6:15 pm

its so sad.

thevietprncess said,

September 9, 2005 @ 8:01 pm

I really like your entries. Insightful with a little humor added in.
-Just someone passing by

jinnsdare said,

September 9, 2005 @ 8:40 pm

7. They are more often bright pink and purple than noti love that one =P

KingAmongDorks said,

September 9, 2005 @ 8:49 pm

If you don’t want me on your balls, fine.

chaotictrash said,

September 9, 2005 @ 9:39 pm

Well, it seems as though you’ve covered every reason. Loved the post. I’ve been to your site before I’ve just never commented.
I read your lesbian/bi-sexual/wanna-be bi-sexual post. I totally agree….I remember when being bi was a….FAD at my school. All of a sudden it was the ‘cool’ thing to do.
Psht. You nailed the STD comparison haha.
-Josie

gooksantiger said,

September 9, 2005 @ 11:35 pm

nice xanga you got here.

Daisuke_Xiunxiou said,

September 10, 2005 @ 5:45 am

your xanga is hilarious….perhaps I should try and put some emocons or faces to express this so called excitement…^^There we go

Laydee_Fanny said,

September 10, 2005 @ 6:12 am

lols.. that’s funny random props by the way =]

BeautyContest said,

September 10, 2005 @ 6:24 am

hi.wanna enter a beauty contest

NYCJOYCE said,

September 10, 2005 @ 7:20 am

If you write mindless drivel, what kind of audience do you expect???

conker92 said,

September 10, 2005 @ 7:28 am

seriosly man thats so fucking queer damn teeny bitchy sluts

ps.I HATE HIPPIES!!!!!!!!

Kinky__Kitten said,

September 10, 2005 @ 7:46 am

Random comment: nice site! :) Funny stuff.

RiceBunny said,

September 10, 2005 @ 8:12 am

Hahahha ewww lol thats very humerous!! LOL~ The Bunny/)_/)( ‘;’ )((“)(“))

sw33tm3123 said,

September 10, 2005 @ 8:46 am

hey nice site
random propz

RoundeyeSugarDad said,

September 10, 2005 @ 9:04 am

Nice thigh

juryduty said,

September 10, 2005 @ 9:34 am

kewl!
Love the pubes.

fasten_your_seatbelts said,

September 10, 2005 @ 9:42 am

Yay teenyboppers!
And by yay I mean FUCK YOU YOU STDs

elven_archer1 said,

September 10, 2005 @ 11:14 am

A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, “Toma sota balcu” as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If u comment this to 5 other ppl, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded !!!

edivamr said,

September 10, 2005 @ 12:10 pm

?

sk8erBobJoey said,

September 10, 2005 @ 1:49 pm

im a random ppl  nice site

super_lyts said,

September 10, 2005 @ 2:10 pm

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NINJA_NEGROEE said,

September 10, 2005 @ 5:20 pm

it aint easy bein an asian guy”
It aint easy bein an asian guy. Its also not easy bein an asian guy and actually gettin some sex. Yeah thas right, you were prolly thinkin asian guys have sex? How can that be? I thought all asian guys did was just do that kung fu, solve mathematical and science problems or play computer games. Yes, Yes, its not an ancient myth, some asian guys do get laid. Dont believe me? Look at China! They have 10 billion fuckin people! Someone must have impregnated all those Chinese females!….. And no it wasnt Bruce Lee…., hes dead… Yeah, some Asian guys have sex. That doesnt mean I do tho. I mean sure Id like to get my groove on, get jiggy wit it, Why not…. I mean between all my kung-fu fighting, video game playing, algebra problem solving life….. a lil bit of oochie koochie would sound pretty damn good right about now. I do know one thing though. It aint easy for an asian guy like me to get some sex. You know why? There seems to be this vicious rumour going around that Asian guys have smaller genitals then the general male population. Now I dont know how this crazy fuckin rumour got out, but Im here to set you guys straight… Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!(kung fu sound)…. Ok just kidding, I just like doing that, heheh, always a crowd pleaser.    Yeah honestly, Asian guys do have small we wes, but FUCK! Isnt it whats on the inside that counts? Why persecute a whole race of men just because they are not penilly developed??? Penilly, is that even a word?  FUCK IT! Asian guys have other things to offer. (Serious Tone)  I mean why does it always have to go back to the issue of penis size. I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!   O   GOD! WHY………….WHY MUST YOU PLAY THIS CRUEL JOKE ON ME??????……. THE HORROR…………… NAW FUCK THAT SHIET, The truth is I have a fuckin big ass dick!!! Its 4 inches… You fuckin hear me! Can you hear me! 4 fuckin inches, and that is when it is fuckin hard and ready to go when i have my porns and vaseline in my left hand… Do I hear girls sayin ewwwwww? Grosss!!!!! You Jack off ? That is soooooo grosss!!!! Yeah its gross, and I fuckin love it!!!! If you girls arent gonne fuck me, somebody has to! A man gotta do, what a man gotta do!!!!   YEah!! I jack off…… I masterbate….. I choke the orange chicken!!!! I do all that shiet! And you kno what? Im a fuckin Asian guy that jacks off, so take that white establishment that doesnt accept Asian male sexuality!!! The man dont kno!!! Asian guys wanna bust a nut sometimes too… Aint no fun, if us orientals cant get none, kno what im sayin….. Fo shizzle Ma Nizzzzle….. I loved it when I worked in the corporate world, and I would kiss the mans white pasty ass, by agreeing with everything “the man” would say, Id say  Fo sheeeezy Ma Honkeeeeezy, fuckin confuseed the shiet out of Mr Smith my supervisor… Yeah, gotta make “the man” think twice about fuckin wit us orientals …. Waaaaaa HHHAAAAAAAA   (kung fu sound)  … Yeah I tried that once when a police officer pulled me over for speeding and was about to give me a ticket. Right when he got to the window, I went WaaaaaaHHHHHAAAAAA (kung fu sound)    scared the shiet out of the officer so he shot me…. Dont fuck wit the asian man! Yeah you guys should try it, anytime you dont get your way, just bust out the kung fu sound and your sure to get shot :)

evenjer4eva said,

September 10, 2005 @ 5:30 pm

waz up they call me subway just got here tryin 2 make friends so let me know if its cool

kasey_roe20 said,

September 10, 2005 @ 5:49 pm

Hey..Random Props …Cute pic

FrUiT_JuIcE_3 said,

September 10, 2005 @ 6:49 pm

hey! how do you get pictures from a digital camera?

ta1nt3d_l0v3_x0 said,

September 10, 2005 @ 9:54 pm

god teenyboppers r LAME i hate em..never was 1 never will be lol nice layout too. random props..

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