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Top 10 reasons why teenyboppers are like STDS.

10. You can make fun of them as much as you want, but they’re still a big annoyance.

9. They’re always on your balls.

8. They pop up at the worst fuckin’ times.

7. They are more often bright pink and purple than not

6. They make you scratch your head.

5. Against your better judgement, you sometimes touch yourself as you look at them.

4. No one’s really sure about the cure.

3. You’re not exactly sure where they came from.

2. Sometimes, they can give you flu-like symptoms like headaches, irritability and nausea.

1. Once you get them, they never go away.

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