Please, please PLEASE never IM me and ask who *I* am.

xosexychick2xo: who dis b?
bungholiiiooo: Why should I answer, when you’re the one that IMed me?
xosexychick2xo: but how did u get on my list but any ways i can talk to u write?
bungholiiiooo: Obviously, you put me on there
bungholiiiooo: Because you’re not on my list
xosexychick2xo: ohhhhhhhh no my sister did
bungholiiiooo: Are you that in need of idle conversation, that you need to speak to a stranger?
xosexychick2xo: what?
bungholiiiooo: Read it carefully and then answer.
xosexychick2xo: idk
bungholiiiooo: It’s a question you have to answer before I will talk to you.
xosexychick2xo: yes whatever r u a gurl or a boy?
bungholiiiooo: A girl. So are you saying
bungholiiiooo: That of all the people you’re connected to online
bungholiiiooo: There is absolutely noone who will talk to you?