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Friday August 5, 2005 at 07:38 am

Ask Kim:
I’ll answer anything. Almost.

Question:

DEAR KIM, why is that some girls have trouble being friends with other girls?

Posted 8/4/2005 at 9:38 AM by yayaroon

Kim says:
The reason for this is simple: Most girls are bitches.

The only girls that are worth being friends with are the ones with
brains, and those are few and far in between. Many of them are
too engrossed in themselves and whatever their current romance target
is to bother with interesting and stimulating conversation.

If
you put two of the non-brain type of girls together, you get the
especially lethal combo of “Drama Queens”… Which uneeringly leads to
both girls having the same romantic target.

In all, most girls
are not worth the time to become friends with, and the rest already
have their own thing going on, so you’re lucky if –as a girl– you
make good friends with one or two in your entire life.


Question:

Dear Kim, do you do drugs?

Posted 8/4/2005 at 9:50 AM by TheF0r13iDDeN

Kim Says:
Yes.


Question:

DEAR KIM,
What is the eprop to the US Dollar exchange rate?

Posted 8/4/2005 at 10:22 AM by shaolinLFE


Kim Says:

Eprops = (AttentionGained + SubscribersGained + RankOnFeatured) – (EventCost + TimeSpentOnBlog + HateAccrued)


For those of you who were wondering about Sup007, don’t worry, he’s
being well taken care of. :) I can’t tell you when he’ll be back, but
he’ll come back. :) They all come back.

As for my hiatus? I went to a far off land and learned a lot of
Kung Fu and Ninja skills from watching Naruto, Tenjou Tenge, and God of
Cookery. So, random proppers beware, or else I might have to pull
out the big guns. :flex:

TheF0r13iDDeN said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:42 am

i knew it. yoo do drugs.and yoo were leik a naruto ninja.i knew it.

TheF0r13iDDeN said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:44 am

“”The reason for this is simple: Most girls are bitches.””would that include yoo, also?””The only girls that are worth being friends with are the ones with brains, and those are few and far in between.””well ohkay, do yoo hav brains?

davidngo said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:51 am

i have a question.  does this constant quest for attention translate into your personal relationships? 

TheF0r13iDDeN said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:53 am

yeah those questions were a bit rhetorical””Most girls are bitches.””””Why are typical Korean people so fucked up?””yeah, you’re a bitch.and i wouldnt subscribe yoo if yoo didnt write wonderful posts that i enjoy reading

ep17 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:54 am

DEAR KIMWhat kind of drugs do U use??

TheF0r13iDDeN said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:01 am

DEAR KIMare drugs illegal?

Acekiller said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:01 am

Most girls are bitches”?
Damn right on that.

bobaChick said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:10 am

you are too cute!! and the girl friends thing? gawd i don’t understand. yeah.. i only have 1 or 2 real real real girl friends. so i guess i’m good. thanks for giving us the heads up on sup007. it’s good that he’s been taken care of.
dear kim,have you been the one taking good care of sup007?

serenette said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:29 am

haha I love naruto =D

JonasApproved said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:40 am

my turn! my turn! would you rather be a gay man turned into a woman or a lesbian woman turned into a man?

UCcowgirl23 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:43 am

i miss Sup… almost forgot about him

picassosinatra said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:55 am

I get the impression that Sup007 is away because of your influence or insistence…I hope there’s an oral agreement that makes it okay for him to not post anymore.  I loved his contrived posts.  He was so funny when he was around…you know what…I agree…most girls are bitches…teehee…I KEED!

tehgimp said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:00 am

i just watched 120 episodes of naruto in 2 weeks…

hugscookies83 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:06 am

We’ll be praying so that you can handle being hiatus for howeverlong I was in a paternity leave.. and do nothing at home

hugscookies83 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:07 am

oopsss..sorry about our last comment….I’m feeling tired right now and I fell asleep on the keyboard of my laptop when I wrote that comment..sorry Kim…=)
~Chris & Tika~

SecksyRx3 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:43 am

this is kinda fun.ps: TheF0r13iDDeN, how come you can spell rhetorical correctly, and you can’t spell “YOU”?

loldavelol said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:50 am

haha i would have a negative US exchange value according to that formula x].
a lot of backstabbing and talking shit happen between girls.. they get along with guys better because we don’t do that.  it’s kind of sad really, since girls stuck together when they’re little kids.

shaolinLFE said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:52 am

Dear Kim,
It burns when I pee.

laid_backz said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:54 am

hey babygrl~~~ how u been~~~~ hope everything is good wit ya~~~

CaKaLusa said,

August 5, 2005 @ 9:55 am

thats gangsta of you

pinoyriceburner said,

August 5, 2005 @ 10:04 am

Dear Kim, What did the man with the 10 inch dick have for breakfast?

franksabunch said,

August 5, 2005 @ 10:08 am

You have some weirdo commenters!

Tinatamad2001 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 10:12 am

Wow, I want to be a Ninja too.. Will watching Teenage Mutnat Ninja Turtle make me one?..
Dear Kim,
What is a “Badonkadonk”?..

skyyx said,

August 5, 2005 @ 11:06 am

Dear Kim,If I have sex with Hayden Christensen, will I become a Sith Lord?

c0rkie said,

August 5, 2005 @ 11:09 am

nah. all girls are bitches. those who say they aren’t are in denial. just like how men are all dogs. haha :)

claireyyx said,

August 5, 2005 @ 11:41 am

girls are not only bitches, they’re passive-agressive as well.

s1ms said,

August 5, 2005 @ 12:17 pm

Dear Shi (Kim),
What is the wildest thing you’ve ever done?

whynose said,

August 5, 2005 @ 12:26 pm

Tell Lan I miss him!!!! :-(

fizzysoda_yum said,

August 5, 2005 @ 12:30 pm

lawlz.

Magnificent_Night said,

August 5, 2005 @ 12:33 pm

Ugh that’s so true about girls. My female friends are a different breed and we tend to hate every other girl, haha.

thathrilainmanila said,

August 5, 2005 @ 1:29 pm

Dearest Kim,
i’m only a few miles away from you for just this week- where are you bitch?? =P

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

August 5, 2005 @ 2:36 pm

hows a man eat his own head? like, answer me already.
drugs are bad for you, unless you’re selling them

HotterBoy said,

August 5, 2005 @ 3:31 pm

I am a drug. Will you do me?

magictape54 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

I know it’s “Ask Kim” but i just wanted to say,
Dear Kim, I think you’re cool. i’m going to add you now. just wanted to inform you because i know you’re probably like, ‘who the hell is this?’ :]
Any who, i totally agree with the whole ‘girls are bitches’ it’s kind of hard to trust certain girls because girls are also really good back stabbers =/

IhaveAIM said,

August 5, 2005 @ 4:57 pm

Oh, that’s so true. Girls are bitches. All that backstabbing I do, it’s almost crazy. Have to say the same about every other girl I’ve met.
Nice.

shaolinLFE said,

August 5, 2005 @ 5:08 pm

you commented with a ”
What does a nutsack have to do with anything?!??

aydongbeeleef said,

August 5, 2005 @ 5:12 pm

drugs, w00t!

airina05 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 6:23 pm

most girls ARE bitches…..myself included

Pl0i_RULES_THE_WORLD said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:29 pm

Just here to say. FINALLY someone featured that actually has something interesting to say. You’re not emo, a preppy O.C lover, or a prop whore. Rock on woman

stupidcrazy said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:36 pm

Mmm.  I like Kung Fu Hustle. I am learning Martial Art from there.  ok Here is my question.  Why do I get Blu Balls all the time.  Even after sex?

Tsunaki36 said,

August 5, 2005 @ 7:39 pm

yay, now i know im not the only girl to have trouble being friends with other girls :P

AnnaBiara said,

August 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm

I knew too have such complexed yet truthful posts you had to have some of the “good stuff” in you…

JCFans said,

August 5, 2005 @ 10:22 pm

Hahaha Kim, your entries always brighten up my day. It’s like my daily dose of Xanga newspaper lol.

fakirmonk said,

August 6, 2005 @ 3:14 am

goddamn you’re cute.

Izzy_Caraway said,

August 6, 2005 @ 7:22 am

Dear Kim
The first thing we must all know is ………………….Do Drugs.

cKbaby23 said,

August 6, 2005 @ 8:44 pm

Dear Kim,I’m glad to hear that SUP007 is okay. :-)

bluefire1285 said,

August 7, 2005 @ 7:53 pm

hah…no wonder i have a lot of guy friends.

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

August 12, 2005 @ 9:15 pm

Cool.

PollPainting" target="_blank said,

August 24, 2005 @ 11:44 am

Dear Kim: Wont you do the Poll for me?  Go to PollPainting.  thanks.

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