Two weeks ago, a mosquito was stalking me. I could hear it, but couldn’t see it. It made the mistake of landing on my monitor. I slapped it — and there it was stuck, not in the middle, but to the right and up of the middle. Maybe in the middle of the right and upper fourth of my monitor.

It annoyed me at first, but I was too lazy to clean it off. Today, it fell off. Now, I kinda miss the poor fella.