You’ve done it. I’ve done it. You know you have. You’ve done it with two people in the room, and you’ve done it in rooms full of people. It’s sad. It’s pathetic. It’s…

IMing people when you’re in the same freaking room with them.

How many of YOU are guilty of that crime? The person can be less than one foot away and still, rather than take the effort to turn your head around and use your mouth to talk to them… You do what you do best. You IM them. ^_^;

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And then there were the few times that I’ve been picked up by guys. Oh yeah, I’m pimpin it alright. I’m chillin, I’m smiling, I even get my mack on. And then…

Male : “So, can I get your number so I can call you up sometime?”
Me : “Uh… Sure. I’m not really a phone person though. Do you have AIM? Do you have a webpage? Do you have a blog? I can link you up! dUDE! dO you have a webcam..? I’ll totally put you up in my portal if you do.”
Male : “Uh.. I have AIM….”
Me : “Oh hell yeah. I just got an SN. Pimpness!”
Male : “Alright.. Uhh yeah.. Bye…”

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Remember back in the day before computers? The cool people wuold be like…”I just got a T-BIRD!” “Ohhh damn… Thats a tight car… It’s a babe magnet!” …………. “Yeah, I can benchpress 200LBs with 1 hand!” “Nah, man, that’s nothing! I can do 20 reps of that shit” etc etc.

Nowadays… “1.4 AMD T-BiRD BAYBEEEE” – “Well shiieet, I gotz a 1.6 ghz!! HA!” …. “Dood, that’s nothing, I got a gig of RAM!” — “CHECK OUT MY ALUMINUM CASE!” . “Hey everyone, I’d like you all to meet my baby… Yes yes. He does have a Lian Li case. =D Quite a monster!”

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Patrick says: “That’s it. You are a fucking computer nerd.”