The flowers must be trying to mate again after the sudden cold spell — which in turn is making my nose react. Maybe my nose was a flower in its past life and right now it’s ‘itching’ to get away from me in order to go mate with some hot sexy flowers.

Or maybe dust is just a bitch. My eyes are beginning to water too. Great, now my nose feels like shit and I can’t surf the internet because i’m constantly squeezing my eyes shut hoping that whatever that keeps entering them will go away and leave them alone.

GODDAMNIT! I fucking hate allergies.