Remind me occasionally, please
that I’m more fragile than I like to admit
After helping move 3 pallets [that’s 15,000 CDs in jewel cases] yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain.
Standing up and sitting down hurts. Rolling over hurts. Being awake hurts.
I also have a nasty ass bruise on my inner arm.
How come shit never hurts WHILE you’re doing it?
Poop.
DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.
Thanks to Brent 
In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.
That’s awesome!
However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.
DCB: drama causing bitch(es)
DCF: dirty cunt face
MRF: mentally retarded fucker
KF: kissass fuckface.
VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]
DCM: drama causing mother
CUNT: Cunt
So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!
p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.
What are acronyms that permeate your daily life?
So one of my coworkers, Raymond, is taking classes in C#. We tend to make fun of him a lot, because he takes it rather well. Today after a significang bout of ridicule Raymond said:
“Tomorrow I’m going to bring in a sharp object”
Another coworker[mark] turns around sand says:
“C sharp?”
… and we all cracked up.
It was the best laugh I’ve had in days, and yet… oh, so dorky.
DCB = Drama Causing Bitches.
Thanks to Brent
In my previous entry, I wrote about ‘drama causing bitches’ and my
friend Brent suggested using DCB instead, for easier use.
It seems like many of my commenters picked up on this and were using
DCB throughout the comments.
That’s awesome!
However, why stop there? I have tons of other acronyms I would like to set up for use on this site.
DCB: drama causing bitch(es)
DCF: dirty cunt face
MRF: mentally retarded fucker
KF: kissass fuckface.
VPP: very putrid putang [or very perky penis]
DCM: drama causing mother
CUNT: Cunt
So here we are, at the brink of a new language era. Slang no
more, it’s all about the acronyms, motherfuckers! — I mean, IAATAMF!
p.s. i love you, alumni k. this post was for you.
Why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches.
Part 1:
A little while back I mentioned that getting drunk causes drama causing
bitches to come out. In this multi-part series we’re going to
examine why drama causing bitches are the way they are, since it’s
never easy to figure out one reason why anything is the way it
is.
Advice
One of the main reasons why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches is because of advice — the bad kind.
They ask from the wrong people
I mean, think about it — don’t most drama causing bitches hang out
with each other? And then, because they’re all ‘friends’ they
seek advice from each other — also, because they are all already drama
causing bitches, they know instinctively that they will provide each
other always with the most drama causing advice.
They don’t listen to the right people
Can you imagine a drama causing bitch asking a level-headed person for
advice and ever taking it? Yeah right! Drama causing
bitches hear level-headed advice and just let it fall wasted into the
air.
Drama causing bitches ask you advice not so that they can take it, it’s
so that you’ll feel sorry for them and get sucked into their drama
causing life.
Fuck that shit! Do you know how to get rid of drama causing
bitches? Don’t give them the time of day. Ignore them.
Additional information
Also, a HUGE public service announcement that I would like to
make: DRAMA CAUSING BITCHES ARE NOT ALL FEMALE! Although
interestingly enough, most of the drama causing bitches that I’ve run
into in my lifetime have been Korean. Apparently the demographic
of drama causing bitches in that country is quite high. Must be
those crazy drama series they always watch.
That’s a jean skirt with one legged jeans and loose socks yo!
Why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches.
Part 1:
A little while back I mentioned that getting drunk causes drama causing
bitches to come out. In this multi-part series we’re going to
examine why drama causing bitches are the way they are, since it’s
never easy to figure out one reason why anything is the way it
is.
Advice
One of the main reasons why drama causing bitches are drama causing bitches is because of advice — the bad kind.
They ask from the wrong people
I mean, think about it — don’t most drama causing bitches hang out
with each other? And then, because they’re all ‘friends’ they
seek advice from each other — also, because they are all already drama
causing bitches, they know instinctively that they will provide each
other always with the most drama causing advice.
They don’t listen to the right people
Can you imagine a drama causing bitch asking a level-headed person for
advice and ever taking it? Yeah right! Drama causing
bitches hear level-headed advice and just let it fall wasted into the
air.
Drama causing bitches ask you advice not so that they can take it, it’s
so that you’ll feel sorry for them and get sucked into their drama
causing life.
Fuck that shit! Do you know how to get rid of drama causing
bitches? Don’t give them the time of day. Ignore them.
Additional information
Also, a HUGE public service announcement that I would like to
make: DRAMA CAUSING BITCHES ARE NOT ALL FEMALE! Although
interestingly enough, most of the drama causing bitches that I’ve run
into in my lifetime have been Korean. Apparently the demographic
of drama causing bitches in that country is quite high. Must be
those crazy drama series they always watch.
That’s a jean skirt with one legged jeans and loose socks yo!
My style:
Or lack of?
I don’t get dressed up very often, but when the urge overwhelms me or
I’m going out, I do like to occasionally partake in the habit of
dressing up. What I find interesting is that when I DO wear the kinds
of clothes that I like, I get a lot of comemnts and stares from
strangers.
I also like to wear leg warmers.
Basically anything that covers my legs with sweater-like material.
My style:
Or lack of?
I don’t get dressed up very often, but when the urge overwhelms me or
I’m going out, I do like to occasionally partake in the habit of
dressing up. What I find interesting is that when I DO wear the kinds
of clothes that I like, I get a lot of comemnts and stares from
strangers.
I also like to wear leg warmers.
Basically anything that covers my legs with sweater-like material.
pre-emptive drunkenness from shi.
Okay, so it’s a given that I’m going to get drunk tonight… so I’m
going to save myself from embarrassment and write my drunken entry now:
WOoOOoo tyeaaah bitchees!!! fuck you motherFUckerrsw!!! imfuckng drzzunkk BITCh!
Thank you.
Have a good day and get fucking drunk with me tonight.
Dealing with depression and bi polar disorder is a tricky thing. You’re so dependent on the people around you yet you can’t be around anybody a lot of the time.
And then there’s the fact that so many people don’t even believe that depression is anything but laziness and excuses.
During my middling moments I could probably see that. And during my manic moments when I have to be doing something all the time and can only stand to sleep for a couple hours a night I can see that.
But during those downer moments, I know, no matter how hard I try, no matter what the risks, I won’t get out of bed. I open my eyes only to wish that life would stop for a while. Or if I could stop.
How do you try harder when you’re spending all your energy just for the courage to continue living?
I’m considering writing about this in a more public forum, aka my Xanga. Not sure about the response I’ll get, but I think mental ‘conditions’ are things that are looked upon with a lot of ignorance.
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