Today I was in the car and I totally almost got into and accident.
The reason? A DRAGONFLY. Fucking crazy ass bastard dragonfly flew into my car at the stop light on Campus and University and was in the car trying to get out of my hatchback window THE ENTIRE TIME THE CAR WAS MOVING. What a fucking dumb shit. And then when I got off the freeway, the stupid thing came close to me and it was so freakin ugly with it’s little stinger tail >_
I never say “LOL”
But I do say, “haha, heehee, heh heh”
Chris Choi
wrote yesterday about how much a farce saying “lol” is when you’re not
actually laughing out loud. Ironically, the other night I was
thinking the exact same thing. In fact, here’s how the epic story
went:
Surely, a more epic story was never told.
So this lead me to wonder– “Why am I this way? I say WTF, BRB and TTYL and several other Internet acronyms.”
And then epiphany hit me. I ONLY write acronyms of things that I
would actually say in real life. For example, when I leave a room
to take a shit, I say “Be right back!”, when I hang up on the phone
with someone, I say “Talk to you later!”. For the cases of
‘BRB’ and ‘WTF’, sometimes I just say the straight acronym in real life.
However, whenever someone says something funny, I NEVER say “OH MY GOD
LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!” I just laugh out loud. What’s really ironic
is that I really do make the “hehe” and “haha” noises when I’m talking
to people.
Other Internet slang that I would NEVER say because I never say it in
real life: IMHO [yeah, as if I’m humble], LMAO, ROFL, ROFLMAO, TTFN,
CPU [for ‘computer’, hello, a cpu is something totally different,
people!].
Which Internet acronyms, abbreviations and colloquialisms do you use? [Look ma, I’m semi-alliterate!]
I never say “LOL”
But I do say, “haha, heehee, heh heh”
Chris Choi
wrote yesterday about how much a farce saying “lol” is when you’re not
actually laughing out loud. Ironically, the other night I was
thinking the exact same thing. In fact, here’s how the epic story
went:
Surely, a more epic story was never told.
So this lead me to wonder– “Why am I this way? I say WTF, BRB and TTYL and several other Internet acronyms.”
And then epiphany hit me. I ONLY write acronyms of things that I
would actually say in real life. For example, when I leave a room
to take a shit, I say “Be right back!”, when I hang up on the phone
with someone, I say “Talk to you later!”. For the cases of
‘BRB’ and ‘WTF’, sometimes I just say the straight acronym in real life.
However, whenever someone says something funny, I NEVER say “OH MY GOD
LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!” I just laugh out loud. What’s really ironic
is that I really do make the “hehe” and “haha” noises when I’m talking
to people.
Other Internet slang that I would NEVER say because I never say it in
real life: IMHO [yeah, as if I’m humble], LMAO, ROFL, ROFLMAO, TTFN,
CPU [for ‘computer’, hello, a cpu is something totally different,
people!].
Things:
I am obsessed with nintendogs.
I miss my old roommate.
I miss my old roommate’s boyfriend.
I miss all my friends that moved away.
I need to get a life.
I don’t want to die young…
But I don’t want to die old, either.
I have Peter Pan complex. If I could become Peter Pan and the
world could become my NeverNeverland, I would gladly embrace the
opportunity.
As scary as dying sounds, it seems like dying young holds so much more
glory than dying old. I mean, look at Kurt Cobain… Aaliyah…
even Left Eye. It seems like if you die young, the mistakes you
make through life become badges of honor, instead of stains on your
distant past.
I had a friend in 8th grade that told me that he didn’t plan on living
past 25, because if he didn’t make anything of himself by 25 he’d want
to die, and if he did make anything of himself he’d want to die so that
he would make a point. (I hung out with a morbid bunch back
then.) At the time, it seemed kind of like an appealing idea.
That thought has always stayed with me because I have it written down in one of my journals.
I’m 22 now, and 25 seems to be looming really close.
I wonder how I’ll feel about being old then?
I don’t want to die young…
But I don’t want to die old, either.
I have Peter Pan complex. If I could become Peter Pan and the
world could become my NeverNeverland, I would gladly embrace the
opportunity.
As scary as dying sounds, it seems like dying young holds so much more
glory than dying old. I mean, look at Kurt Cobain… Aaliyah…
even Left Eye. It seems like if you die young, the mistakes you
make through life become badges of honor, instead of stains on your
distant past.
I had a friend in 8th grade that told me that he didn’t plan on living
past 25, because if he didn’t make anything of himself by 25 he’d want
to die, and if he did make anything of himself he’d want to die so that
he would make a point. (I hung out with a morbid bunch back
then.) At the time, it seemed kind of like an appealing idea.
That thought has always stayed with me because I have it written down in one of my journals.
I’m 22 now, and 25 seems to be looming really close.
I wonder how I’ll feel about being old then?
I’m always so tired and I always feel so sick. Is it my diet… my disposition… or my lack of will?
Sometimes I wonder why I exist… and then I wonder if I exist to wonder why.
Today a friend became a coworker. Life at work should become more interesting than ever.
What’s great about the place I work is that everybody is full of life and fun to be around. It reminds me of back in the day during the ‘dot com’ era. Pre-crash.
It’s the only workplace where 1/2 the employees could be found at a Tiesto concert.
Madpimp is back:
Pimper than a pimp in a pimped up shop all pimped out
So a few months ago I had to cancel my hosting plan for Madpimp.com
because I was a bit low on the cash. I moved the DNS over to a
new server and [blah blah blah] some technical gibberish later, Mapimp
was up and running but there was nothing there.
I’ve been meaning to re-make the site for a while, but I haven’t had
the motivation to do it… Until this weekend when I unexpectedly drew
this doodle:
Which ended up leading to this picture:
Which in turn lead to this layout:
Thus signifying the start of the return of my domain name, which I’ve had since
1999. It’s kind of scary to me that I’ve had a domain name for
longer than I’ve had any relationships. 
One thing I’ve always wanted to do is take an art class. You
know, the kind in which you get to draw naked people and stuff.
Only, I’ve always been in a state where I either don’t have the time or
the motivation to actually take a class. I think it’d be really
neatoid to take my skills from amateur-ignorant to amateur-learned
status.
Other things I’ve always wanted to take classes in (or learn more about) are:
Anyone wanna try something out with me?
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