Archive for Rigamarole
September 18, 2005 at 8:51 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
A night out with wu
There should be a morning after pill for drinking…
For those of you who don’t read their sites (since they’ve all written
about me at one point or another), I’ll let you in on a secret: I am
really close to three xanga-celebrities. One of them I’ve known
since I first started college (who got into this Xanga craze with me
and is now my mantacular boyfriend) : Sup007.
Another Xanga celeb is Chris (you may know him as CaKaLusa) who I talk to daily and took to Disneyland when he came to cali…
And the last one I randomly ran into at school because he happened to be in one of my computer science classes, is wu, aka wutuwaitin4.
All nerd joking aside, since we met, wu and I have become pretty
close. In fact, he might even start working at the same company I work at. If that happens, it’ll be awesome.
Anyhow, last night wu and I went to a surprise party for our friend and
I was determined [DETERMINED] to get a couple pictures of the two of us
together, since we have none at this point to show off.
So without further ado, I present to you:
The “Before” picture. That’s us doing our crazy ass Xanga Posse Pose
SUCKIT bitches!
The “After” picture: I don’t get red, but I do stupid shit like making fun of people who do.
I’ll bet Wu doesn’t even remember this pimpin moment.
.. Or maybe he’s chosing not to.
What most of the night looked like from my point of view.
Yes, I am that short that I can’t see people’s heads.
And finally, no birthday party post would be complete without a picture
with the birthday boy. I can barely sit upright in this picture, but
amazingly enough, he’s not passed out.
We’ll get you next time, Ben!
What do you like better for partying: house parties, massives, or clubbin?
September 17, 2005 at 6:05 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Dude, your MOM commented me.
I didn’t realize I was a Xanga babysitter!
For those of you who don’t know, a couple days ago I wrote this entry about how if you search for the words “drunk naked girl” you find my pictures on google.
Amusingly enough, I’m neither drunk nor naked in any of the pictures.
Anyhow, that’s besides the point. The point is that I received this rather disturbing comment:
Of course, I immediately click to this “josh the skater”‘s site..
It’s too intriguing not to. Surely enough, I see this:
He was born in 1991. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, this
xanga account belongs to a 14 year old…… WHICH MEANS — more likely
than not, josh’s mom was the one commenting on my site. [Oh shit!]
So, I commented back with this:
However, I still have a couple more things to say to Josh’s mom:
- Please learn how to spell. If you really want me or even your children to respect
you, you have to be smarter than them. — As Ross says: y o u ‘ r e is “you are”. y o u r is
“your”.
- Learn how to read. I’ve never admitted proudly to being a drunk or a slut anywhere on this site.
- I am not your son’s babysitter. Where he goes on the ‘net on his own time is NOT my prerogative.
- I’m here to entertain, and if your son happens to think I’m
interesting then so be it. There’s a lot worse shit out on the
internet that he can be looking at than my site.
- Why are you pissed off at me, when it’s your son who’s looking at my
stuff? He’s the one voluntarily looking at my page — I never
singled him out and said “LOOK AT MY PAGE LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD”. In
fact, as a new viewer here, I guess you didn’t notice, but I actually
dislike it when little kids come to my site.
Thank you Josh’s mom, and have a nice day.
What’s the kooky embarassing things do your parents do?
P.S. Thank you BRENT!
My
awesome friend BRENT drew this awesome banner of me and didn’t even
tell me about it! 
Please tell BRENT how fucking cool he is! What I’m holding is a turkey leg. I
LOVE TURKEY LEGS! Anyone who’s been to Disneyland with me can attest to
that. Man, this picture is so realistic, I can’t get over it. BRENT BRENT BRENT
P.S. Oh yeah! I wanted to say THANKS again for your votes!
Amazingly enough, I won!
Maybe Josh’s mom is right, I’m a whore afterall.
September 17, 2005 at 1:42 am · Filed under Rigamarole
Dude, your mom commented me.
I didn’t realize I was a Xanga babysitter!
For those of you who don’t know, a couple days ago I wrote this entry about how if you search for the words “drunk naked girl” you find my pictures on google.
Amusingly enough, I’m neither drunk nor naked in any of the pictures.
Anyhow, that’s besides the point. The point is that I received this rather disturbing comment:
Of course, I immediately click to this “josh the skater”‘s site..
It’s too intriguing not to. Surely enough, I see this:
He was born in 1991. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, this
xanga account belongs to a 14 year old…… WHICH MEANS — more likely
than not, josh’s mom was the one commenting on my site. [Oh shit!]
So, I commented back with this:
However, I still have a couple more things to say to Josh’s mom:
- Please learn how to spell. If you really want me or even your children to respect
you, you have to be smarter than them. — As Ross says: y o u ‘ r e is “you are”. y o u r is
“your”.
- Learn how to read. I’ve never admitted proudly to being a drunk or a slut anywhere on this site.
- I am not your son’s babysitter. Where he goes on the ‘net on his own time is NOT my perogative.
- I’m here to entertain, and if your son happens to think I’m
interesting then so be it. There’s a lot worse shit out on the
internet that he can be looking at than my site.
- Why are you pissed off at me, when it’s your son who’s looking at my
stuff? He’s the one voluntarily looking at my page — I never
singled him out and said “LOOK AT MY PAGE LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD”. In
fact, as a new viewer here, I guess you didn’t notice, but I actually
dislike it when little kids come to my site.
Thank you Josh’s mom, and have a nice day.
What’s the kooky embarassing things do your parents do?
P.S. Thank you BRENT!
My
awesome friend BRENT drew this awesome banner of me and didn’t even
tell me about it! Please tell BRENT how fucking cool he is! What I’m holding is a turkey leg. I
LOVE TURKEY LEGS! Anyone who’s been to Disneyland with me can attest to
that. Man, this picture is so realistic, I can’t get over it. BRENT BRENT BRENT
September 16, 2005 at 6:02 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
The Great Xanga Boycott!
Support originality and banish the wannabes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time to take back our eProps
I’m compiling a list of the people who should get 0 eProps! If
you know someone who deserves 0 eProps comment on THIS ENTRY [and this
entry only] why they should not get any eProps (and sufficient proof,
screenshots if possible). If I find that they are worthy of 0
eProps, I will add them to this list:
The Official 0 eProp List
(updated as of September 04, 2005)
If you see these people around, don’t waste your precious e-props!
Support the Great Xanga Boycott and add your own hatred to the heat!
If you want to support the Great Xanga Boycott project,
feel free to post any of these banners on your site — use the code
provided so you can link DIRECTLY to this entry so that everyone will
be able to see the losers that I’m listing even after it’s off my front
page!
Or, just tell me who you think deserves 0 eProps and why?
I’ll start with my stories:
Keniiiiiiiiiiii deserves 0 eProps
This
guy decided to start his own contest called “Xanga Whores 2005″ THE
DAY the Mr./Ms. Xanga contest ended! What the fuck is
that? It’s an outrage for several reasons:
1. It cheapens the Mr./Ms. Xanga awards, which has been around for years
2. My good buddy Whonose
[whose banner i designed] planned this shit for a year, and this guy
takes his idea in an attempt to gain some popularity and eProps, riding
on his coattails? Fuck THAT shit!
3. The same fucking
people are nominated! It’s the same contest, the day after!
If you’re going to come up with an idea for a contest, make it an
original idea, at least. You’re like the “Being Bobby Brown”
compared to “The Osbournes” — come on now!
4. (This part is
personal) He constantly brags about how great he is in photoshop and
his site looks ridiculously hideous. As a web developer, I am
completely disgusted. He makes fun of my stick figure drawings
and offers to do my photochopping for me [yeah, because I need a noob’s
help, that shit is obviously on purpose] but then he comes up with ugly
ass banners like the one below. I think I’m going to puke!
BOYCOTT HIS CONTEST AND BOYCOTT HIM! He’s nothing but a biter and a suckup who’s looking for some cheap eProps!
–Edit:—
It’s so sad when people try to make up for being stupid by
being more stupid! He now claims that he doesn’t deserve to be
on here because his awards were a parody —
Hey now, does that really make you any less of a cheap prop grubbing ho? 0 eProps!
–End Edit–
so bad, i couldn’t even splooge
Contest_2005 deserves 0 eProps!
Yet ANOTHER rip-off of mr./ms. Xanga awards. What’s funny is that
this dumb bitch made a whole new XANGA just for this but then she puts
her fucking webcam pic or whatever as her profile pic — Yeah, that
makes it not obvious that you just want your face plastered around
Xanga without having to do the work of creating legitimate content.
This girl is as much a loser or even worse than the guy above!
What the fuck is that shit? She even asked me to come and
nominate myself. What a dumb whore. Yeah, I really want to
be something gay sounding like the PRINCE of Xanga.
Didn’t you know? I’m already the KING bitch!
my penis ain’t touching THAT shit.
Who have you seen around that deserves 0 eProps, and why?
September 16, 2005 at 3:51 am · Filed under Rigamarole
The Great Xanga Boycott!
Support originality and banish the wannabes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time to take back our eProps
I’m compiling a list of the people who should get 0 eProps! If
you know someone who deserves 0 eProps comment on THIS ENTRY [and this
entry only] why they should not get any eProps (and sufficient proof,
screenshots if possible). If I find that they are worthy of 0
eProps, I will add them to this list:
The Official 0 eProp List
(updated as of September 04, 2005)
If you see these people around, don’t waste your precious e-props!
Support the Great Xanga Boycott
and add your own hatred to the heat!
If you want to support the Great Xanga Boycott project,
feel free to post any of these banners on your site — use the code
provided so you can link DIRECTLY to this entry so that everyone will
be able to see the losers that I’m listing even after it’s off my front
page!
Or, just tell me who you think deserves 0 eProps and why?
I’ll start with my stories:
Keniiiiiiiiiiii deserves 0 eProps
This guy decided to start his own contest called “Xanga Whores
2005″ THE DAY the Mr./Ms. Xanga contest ended! What
the fuck is that? It’s an outrage for several reasons:
1. It cheapens the Mr./Ms. Xanga awards, which has been around for years
2. My good buddy Whonose [whose banner i designed] planned
this shit for a year, and this guy takes his idea in an attempt to gain
some popularity and eProps, riding on his coattails? Fuck THAT
shit!
3. The same fucking people are nominated! It’s the same contest,
the day after! If you’re going to come up with an idea for a
contest, make it an original idea, at least. You’re like the
“Being Bobby Brown” compared to “The Osbournes” — come on now!
4. (This part is personal) He constantly brags about how great he is in
photoshop and his site looks ridiculously hideous. As a web
developer, I am completely disgusted. He makes fun of my stick
figure
drawings and offers to do my photochopping for me [yeah, because I need
a noob’s help, that shit is obviously on purpose] but then he comes up
with ugly ass banners like the one
below. I think I’m going to puke!
BOYCOTT HIS CONTEST AND BOYCOTT HIM! He’s nothing but a biter and a suckup who’s looking for some cheap eProps!
so bad, i couldn’t even splooge
Contest_2005 deserves 0 eProps!
Yet ANOTHER rip-off of mr./ms. Xanga awards. What’s funny is that
this dumb bitch made a whole new XANGA just for this but then she puts
her fucking webcam pic or whatever as her profile pic — Yeah, that
makes it not obvious that you just want your face plastered around
Xanga without having to do the work of creating legitimate content.
This girl is as much a loser or even worse than the guy above! What the fuck is that
shit? She even asked me to come and nominate myself. What a
dumb whore. Yeah, I really want to be something gay
sounding like the PRINCE of Xanga.
Didn’t you know? I’m already the KING bitch!
my penis ain’t touching THAT shit.
Who have you seen around that deserves 0 eProps, and why?
September 15, 2005 at 7:39 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Drunk Naked Girl:
Am I really?!
— Try this at home. Go to google, click on google images and
search for any combination of the 3 words, “drunk”, “naked”, and “girl”.
5 pictures will show up, and 3 of them are of me!
It’s like I have a monopoly on that shit!
Here’s a screenshot.
Weird.
Have you ever shown up on a search engine search? And how?
September 14, 2005 at 6:16 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I
love you Circle K-ers!
Circle K ain’t no convenience
store.
So this Ms Xanga Contest has shown me four
things:
1. I am so fucking awesome that I might truly be the King of
Xanga.
2. I have fucking awesome friends.
3. Circle K is the fucking awesomest club that ever existed.
Ever.
4. I don’t give my friends and readers and friends that are readers
enough props.
In case you kiddies don’t know, Circle K is the community service club
I’ve been in since I began college. It’s the grown-up version
of
KEY Club and the little kid version of KIWANIS.
The best part about this whole contest, hands down, was sifting
through
the votes and seeing the familiar faces and icons of many of my friends
—
even ones who never post on Xanga and ones that I haven’t talked to
for
weeks and months.
It’s easy to get lost from your friends when you go into the digital
world, but it makes me so happy that all my friends [even ones not in
circle k] came out of the woodwork to vote for me on this competition
that shouldn’t even mean anything.
So, I want to thank each and every one of you here
Circle
K friends, raving friends, college friends, high school friends, and
even long lost friends (and ok, even you xanga friends) you know who
you are, fuckers!!
Because of you guys, I’ve already won way more than I expected [it’s so
corny, but way true].
The only type of pyramid anyone should be in.
I wasn’t going to do this at the risk of missing people, but I’m going to
try anyway… If I missed you I either didn’t recognize your name or
didn’t see the vote and I am VERY VERY DEEPLY SORRY! I still
THANK YOU for making me feel loved and not a total internet-geek
(It’s as if I really DO know people in real life?!):
Alice:
guessbearalice:
will a lapdance be enough to thank you?
Angela: lilluvlyan9el:
greeeen!
Brent: bjtdevera: we should start a nagoo nahoo cho
guild
Chris: CaKaLusa: when you’re old enough we’ll go
drinking
Ferdinand: PinoyPacificDrgn: anime!
Gon: gonchoi: we have to hang out sometime
eventually soon maybe
Helen: sleepyhelen: Holy cow! I didn’t even know
you read my xanga!
Irene: talksal0t: next time we wrestle I’ll let you
win har har har
Joy: JoyCaDEeZy : BOOBIES!!
Justin: bustin: we need to party together more.
KimSon: mrchinese : haha. now the world will know
you are going to a kelly clarkson concert
Lan: Sup007:
Laura: delaphus : little sibble!
Mark: bboygraphix: uh..
yeah, I’ll see you at work.
Micha: CiaoMichaella:
will you still be around ths year?
Michelle: mybelle21: next time, we’ll stop at 2
drinks
Nancy: babiegrl5 : my shit’s still at diego’s
house!
Noel: okaymaestro: If you think about it, we’ve
known each other for like 6 years
Peter: shirtpuppet: If you think about
it, we’ve known each other for like 9 years.
Peter: flight5472: did you
vote for oooh peter just because of his
screenname?
Susan: bobaChick: I met you once, does
that count?
Vinny: frshsqzedoj : come to OC more
often!
Wuwu: wutuwaitn4: poker buddy, party
buddy, and someone i can bitch to about xanga.
great combo!
Yang: YellowChildPride: we soo have to go to every
pride thing this year!
>
And to everyone else who voted that I don’t know or only know through
Xanga: thank you for letting a complete stranger into your
life
semi-daily!!
September 14, 2005 at 9:16 am · Filed under Rigamarole
I love you Circle K-ers!
Circle K ain’t no convenience store.
So this Ms Xanga Contest has shown me two things:
1. I am so fucking awesome that I might truly be the King of Xanga.
2. I have fucking awesome friends.
3. Circle K is the fucking awesomest club that ever existed. Ever.
4. I don’t give my friends and readers and friends that are readers enough props.
In case you kiddies don’t know, Circle K is the community service club
I’ve been in since I began college. It’s the grown-up version of
KEY Club and the little kid version of KIWANIS.
The best part about this whole contest, hands down, was sifting through
the votes and seeing the familiar faces and icons of many of my friends —
even ones who never post on Xanga and ones that I haven’t talked to for
weeks and months.
It’s easy to get lost from your friends when you go into the digital
world, but it makes me so happy that all my friends [even ones not in
circle k] came out of the woodwork to vote for me on this competition
that shouldn’t even mean anything.
So, I want to thank each and every one of you here Circle
K friends, raving friends, college friends, high school friends, and
even long lost friends (and ok, even you xanga friends) you know who
you are, fuckers!!
Because of you guys, I’ve already won way more than I expected [it’s so corny, but way true].
The only type of pyramid anyone should be in.
I was going to do this at the risk of missing people, but I’m going to
try anyway… If I missed you I either didn’t recognize your name or
didn’t see the vote and I am VERY VERY DEEPLY SORRY! I still
THANK YOU for making me feel loved and not a total internet-geek
(It’s as if I really DO know people in real life?!):
Alice:
guessbearalice: will a lapdance be enough to thank you?
Angela: lilluvlyan9el: greeeen!
Chris: CaKaLusa: when you’re old enough we’ll go drinking
Brent: bjtdevera: we should start a nagoo nahoo cho guild
Gon: gonchoi: we have to hang out sometime eventually soon maybe
Helen: sleepyhelen: Holy cow! I didn’t even know you read my xanga!
Irene: talksal0t: next time we wrestle I’ll let you win har har har
Joy: JoyCaDEeZy : BOOBIES!!
Justin: bustin: we need to party together more.
KimSun: mrchinese : haha. now the world will know you are going to a kelly clarkson concert
Lan: Sup007:
Laura: delaphus : little sibble!
Mark: bboygraphix: uh.. yeah, I’ll see you at work.
Micha: CiaoMichaella: will you still be around ths year?
Michelle: mybelle21: next time, we’ll stop at 2 drinks
Nancy: babiegrl5 : my shit’s still at diego’s house!
Noel: okaymaestro: If you think about it, we’ve known each other for like 6 years
Peter: shirtpuppet: If you think about it, we’ve known each other for like 9 years.
Peter: flight5472: did you vote for oooh peter just because of his screenname?
Susan: bobaChick: I met you once, does that count?
Vinny: frshsqzedoj : come to OC more often!
Wuwu: wutuwaitn4: poker buddy, party buddy, and someone i can bitch to about xanga. great combo!
Yang: YellowChildPride: we soo have to go to every pride thing this year!
>
And to everyone else who voted that I don’t know or only know through
Xanga: thank you for letting a complete stranger into your life
semi-daily!!
September 13, 2005 at 10:10 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Ms. Xanga 2005?
I really wasn’t going to advertise on my site for this contest, but I am for three reasons:
1. The free t-shirt
2. The fact that I’ve been hated on over this [yes, someone actually talked shit about me over this contest]
3. The fact that someone actually asked me to withdraw from the contest so that she would have a easier time winning.
I’m not going to name any names, but now I want to win. Badly.
So please go to this site and comment the name “shi” for ms.
xanga.
Shi for Ms. Xanga 2005
p.s. voting will end at 4pm PST [west coast] 09-14 so get them in quick!
September 13, 2005 at 7:07 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Falling…
how many meanings for one little word…
Falling down, which we all do.
Falling from glory, which is just like a plunge from a cliff.
Falling into depression, which is like being swallowed whole…
and falling in love, which isn’t really falling at all.
And still there are more meanings… So many different feelings for one word.
Can we experience them all at once?
Shi for Ms. Xanga 2005
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