Archive for Rigamarole
September 12, 2005 at 6:07 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Partying and getting wasted…
Natsukashii natsukashii….
When I first started college I used to party a LOT. Not the usual thursday night that most people have, I had what Lan
fondly refers to as “Fraturundays” [though we didn’t really know each
other back then, apparently we had similar lifestyles] . A
typical weekend for me would have been something like this:
| Friday night: |
Party. |
| Friday noon: |
Finally fall asleep |
| Satuday night: |
Party |
| Sunday 4am: |
Leave[still buzzing no doubt] to meet my fellow CircleK-ers to do
some service project [Like AIDs Walk. or March of Dimes… or any other
fucking 4AM piece of shit we always had to do.  ] |
| Sunday noon: |
Finally get back from the community service project and crash until my classes on Monday |
You
may think because of this schedule that I was quite the resiliant 19/20
year old. However, that was not actually the case.
I’ve always had the weakest immune system known to man. At times,
I’ve wondered if I have a sexless version of AIDs.
As a result
of this lifestyle and the fact that I am weaksauce health-wise,
for my first two years of college I was in a perpetual state of
sickness. I actually got USED to coughing, having a stuffed nose,
and feeling overall miserable.
Somehow I was just able to live through life with a perpetual fog around myself.
Strength to bear it no moreWhy I rarely go out
These
days, I probably go out once or twice a month — and they’re definitely
not faterundays anymore. They’re just a friday night. Or a
saturday night — and honestly, it’s enough.
The only problem is
that while I still have the immune system of a newborn calf, I’m
used to the feeling of being healthy, so when I inevitably get sick 2
or 3 days after my night of escapades, I totally shut down and wait for
myself to feel better.
After you’re sick perpetually from
November to the following August, you never again feel that a few days
of bodily shut down is too much to handle if you can prevent a
prolonged sickness again.
What did you use to do when you were younger that you’re not physically able to do now?
September 12, 2005 at 5:18 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Partying and getting wasted…
Natsukashi natsukashi….
When I first started college I used to party a LOT. Not the usual
thursday night that most people have, I had what Lan
fondly
refers to as “Fraturundays” [though we didn’t really know each other back
then, apparently we had similar lifestyles] . A typical
weekend for me
would have been something like this:
| Friday night: |
Party. |
|
Friday noon: |
Finally fall asleep |
|
Satuday night: |
Party |
|
Sunday 4am:
|
Leave[still buzzing
no doubt] to meet my fellow CircleK-ers to do some service project
[Like AIDs Walk. or March of Dimes… or any other fucking 4AM piece of
shit we always had to do. ] |
|
Sunday noon: |
Finally get back from the community service project and crash until my classes on Monday |
You may think because of this schedule that I was quite the resiliant
19/20 year old. However, that was not actually the
case. I’ve always had the weakest immune system known to
man. At times, I’ve wondered if I have a sexless version of AIDs.
As a result of this lifestyle and the fact that I am weaksauce
health-wise, for my first two years of college I was in a perpetual
state of sickness. I actually got USED to coughing, having a
stuffed nose, and feeling overall miserable.
Somehow I was just able to live through life with a perpetual fog around myself.
Strength to bear it no more
Why I rarely go out
These days, I probably go out once or twice a month — and they’re
definitely not faterundays anymore. They’re just a friday
night. Or a saturday night — and honestly, it’s enough.
The only problem is that while I still have the immune system of
a newborn calf, I’m used to the feeling of being healthy, so when I
inevitably get sick 2 or 3 days after my night of escapades, I totally
shut down and wait for myself to feel better.
After you’re sick perpetually from November to the following August,
you never again feel that a few days of bodily shut down is too much to
handle if you can prevent a prolonged sickness again.
What did you used to do when you were younger that you’re not physically able to do now?
September 11, 2005 at 6:08 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
I have a dirty little secret.
I like to play games in bed.
No, really, ever since Lan got his PSP and gave me his game boy
advanced, I’ve been playing all these games. My favorites are Mario Party [gb] and HotShots Golf [psp].
=D So cute!
Its totally like a golf and cutesy version of DOA VolleyBall
I also play Lan’s computer games while he’s not looking.
About which, I have to mention, Lan got this game called Guild Wars…
which is like, the bomb-diggity-fucking-squat. My character
in the game is this fucking hot ass chick I can only aspire to be in
real life one day. –But hey, as long as my cos play spirit
stays alive I may try to be her one day. Here’s the type of
character I play:
She’s
called a ranger, which not only means that she’s a fucking hottie and
wears skin tight leather clothing, but she also knows how to use a bow
and arrow.
How hot is that?
Out of the Closet
I try not to tell people that I like videogames because I
think when you put that with my anime-lovingness and
computer-science-ness it kind of puts me over-the-top geek. But, I
figure, might as well out myself now so I can start posting penny-arcade and megatokyo strips.
What hobbies do you have that you don’t usually talk to people about?
*note, while drunk at a club the other night I told someone I was a xanga celebrity.
p.s. Thank you everyone who sent
in a fan-sign. Some of them were very… special..
indeed. Keep sending them in! I’ll be posting them up
sometime in the next week as a contest, the top three voted on will be
semi-permanantly displayed on my website underneath the cam picture
module on the left.
My readership is so…special.
And speaking of which —
Some passerbys are so special that they have vocabularies that far
advance mine… If someone could direct me towards the meaning of the
word ‘jeolose’, I’d like to hear it. Sounds like a
geological term to me. Hmm.
September 11, 2005 at 4:47 am · Filed under Rigamarole
I have a dirty little secret.
I like to play games in bed.
No, really, ever since Lan got his PSP and gave me his game boy
advanced, I’ve been playing all these games. My favorites are Mario Party [gb] and HotShots Golf [psp].
=D So cute!
Its totally like a golf and cutesy version of DOA VolleyBall
I also play Lan’s computer games while he’s not looking.
About which, I have to mention, Lan got this game called Guild Wars…
which is like, the bomb-diggity-fucking-squat. My character
in the game is this fucking hot ass chick I can only aspire to be in
real life one day. –But hey, as long as my cos play spirit
stays alive I may try to be her one day. Here’s the type of
character I play:
She’s
called a ranger, which not only means that she’s a fucking hottie and
wears skin tight leather clothing, but she also knows how to use a bow
and arrow.
How hot is that?
Out of the Closet
I try not to tell people that I like videogames because I
think when you put that with my anime-lovingness and
computer-science-ness it kind of puts me over-the-top geek. But, I
figure, might as well out myself now so I can start posting penny-arcade and megatokyo strips.
What hobbies do you have that you don’t usually talk to people about? *note, while drunk at a club the other night I told someone I was a xanga celebrity.
p.s. Thank you everyone who sent
in a fan-sign. Some of them were very… special..
indeed. Keep sending them in! I’ll be posting them up
sometime in the next week as a contest, the top three voted on will be
semi-permanantly displayed on my website underneath the cam picture
module on the left.
My readership is so…special.
September 10, 2005 at 6:03 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Show me the
titties!!
And you shall be
rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.
Whenever I see sites like these, as much as I want to puke, I’ve
always been a little jealous that I don’t get fansigns and they
do.
I decided to remedy that problem by soliciting fansigns from a few of
my biggest fans:
OMG guys, you guys are teh hottttxxx!! Thanks so much for the
love!!
P.S. Those of you that want to donate some fansigns to me so I can add
to my collection, feel free to e-mail them to: wikipatterns@gmail.com.
I’m waiting to hear your
adoration!
September 10, 2005 at 5:33 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Show me the titties!!
And you shall be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.
Whenever I see sites like these, as much as I want to puke, I’ve always been a little jealous that I don’t get fansigns and they do.
I decided to remedy that problem by soliciting fansigns from a few of my biggest fans:
OMG guys, you guys are teh hottttxxx!! Thanks so much for the love!!
P.S. Those of you that want to donate some fansigns to me so I can add to my collection, feel free to e-mail them to: wikipatterns@gmail.com.
I’m waiting to hear your adoration!
September 9, 2005 at 6:03 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Totally Not-Legal
Teens!
Top 10 reasons
why teenyboppers are like STDS.
10. You can make fun of them as much as you want,
but they’re still a big annoyance.
9. They’re always on your balls.
8. They pop up at the worst fuckin’ times.
7. They are more often bright pink and purple than
not
6. They make you scratch your head.
5. Against your better judgement, you sometimes touch
yourself as you look at them.
4. No one’s really sure about the cure.
3. You’re not exactly sure where they came from.
2. Sometimes, they can give you flu-like symptoms like headaches,
irritability and nausea.
1. Once you get them, they never go
away.
Refer to page 69 to learn “Why Emo kids are like
STD”s.
Random image
of the day:
You’ll
always be my partner in crime
September 9, 2005 at 2:59 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Totally Not-Legal Teens!
Top 10 reasons why teenyboppers are like STDS.
10. You can make fun of them as much as you want, but they’re still a big annoyance.
9. They’re always on your balls.
8. They pop up at the worst fuckin’ times.
7. They are more often bright pink and purple than not
6. They make you scratch your head.
5. Against your better judgement, you sometimes touch yourself as you look at them.
4. No one’s really sure about the cure.
3. You’re not exactly sure where they came from.
2. Sometimes, they can give you flu-like symptoms like headaches, irritability and nausea.
1. Once you get them, they never go away.
Refer to page 69 to learn “Why Emo kids are like STD”s.
Random image of the day:
You’ll always be my partner in crime
September 8, 2005 at 4:09 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Carpet Munchers Unite!
Why do bitches all say they’re bisexual?
Bitch, you’re not bi-SEXUAL unless you’ve bi-SEXED
You can be gay and not have had sex. You can be straight and not
have had sex. But bitches, you can’t be sure you’re a bisexual
unless you have had sex-experiences with both sexes!
If you haven’t and you think you’d like it, then there’s a word for it — BICURIOUS.
Ever since I came to college, it seemed like the popular thing for
bitches to tell people is that they’re bi-sexual. I’m here to
dispell this illusion. They’re probably not — and I know this by
cold hard experience.
Sure these bitches may be willing to kiss a girl or two on drunken
nights, or grab some fuckin’ titties, but unless they’re willing to go
down, or let another girl go down, they’re not bisexual!
Why do I say this?
Because I’m fucking tired of box teases fucking every dick and harry in
sight and getting told by these guys that these chicks are bi-sexual
and getting put in the same fucking boat as these wanna-bes.
My solution
HOWEVER! All is not lost, I do have a solution to this
epidemic. That is, everyone is innocent of bi-SEXUALITY
until proven guilty.
How will I do this?
I declare today official MADPIMP.COM Box-Eating Day.
All you bitches who claim to be half-lesbos, bring your box munching skills to me!
I will be the judge and jury. I know, I’m a fucking selfless bitch — but what needs to be done has got to be done!
Now, who wants to start?
Genius of the day:
I swear, I just wrote an entire entries about bitches like you.
Girl, you’re not even part lesbo unless you munch carpet — didn’t you just read a thing I said?
September 7, 2005 at 2:21 pm · Filed under Rigamarole
Gay ol’ time:
Got pride?
So, I lost my 512 mb flash card for a while, and just found it yesterday in one of Lan‘s
drawers. Opening it up and getting the pictures off was like
opening up one of them time capsules. There were events on
there that I didn’t even remember taking pictures of.
Is it surprising at all that I didn’t remember about this picture?
One of the events was Pride ’05, LA.
For those of you that don’t know, I’m a huge faghag. Honestly,
I’ve even considered entering the contest at times. In high
school, I was one of the founding members of our GSA (Gay Straight
Alliance), went to gay prom [with my then-boyfriend who ended up
holding hands with another boy….] and participated in several parades.
Anyhow, while I was in college I really could only concentrate on one club, so I gave up being a gay and community service freak and became just a community service freak.
Which is why, when the opportunity came up in my club to volunteer at
Pride ’05, I jumped up at the opportunity because of all my great
memories from the past.
We came just expecting to be volunteers at booths or some other funny
volunteer thing, but we all ended up actually being in the parade
itself. We were even on TV!
They gave us great shirts as soon as we arrived
My friend and I got to walk some politician’s car.
Here’s me trying to steal it before I got apprehended
The car I really wanted to walk
Our neighbor, Phil, the Syphilis sore
The view as we were walking in the parade
And finally, no gay event is complete without a couple of faries.
It was probably one of the most fun events I’ve been to in the last
four years of college… And it made me regret not being more active in
our school’s LGBT club.
All I know is, I’m definitely going again next year.
—–
If you were to make a time capsule, what would you put in it?
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