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Tuesday July 12, 2005 at 01:09 pm

July 12, 2005 at 8:09 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

//EDIT! In other news, this link is majorly great.

http://uqmgp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/

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Hi, my name is Kim, and I’m getting fat.

No really. I’m getting really, really, really fat.

I’m 5’00 and 120 lbs. My BMI is 23.4.

I’ve gained 10 lbs in the last 6 months.

I’ve gained 32 lbs in the last 4 years.

I also have high cholesterol.

Don’t give me that pithy crap about how I used to be overly skinny
and that now I’m a more ‘normal’ weight. All I know is,
regardless of what the charts say, that if I continue the way I
eat and live, by the end of this year, I’ll be technically overweight,
and a year from now I will weigh almost twice as much as I did when I
first started college.– which is really disgusting to me.

This morning I looked in the mirror at myself and noticed I have a
double chin — which is something I never thought I would have in my
entire life. Where did it come from? How long has it been
there? I’m not sure…

But I know how I got here. I got here by eating 3 mcdonalds
sandwiches in a meal at once. I got here thinking that 15 chicken
nuggets is a snack. I got here cooking for myself and thinking
“butter makes everything taste better!”

So, this I propose to myself: Fruits for breakfast instead of
hashbrowns. One serving of creamer instead of two in my
coffee. Fruits and vegetables for snacks instead of
chee-tos. Sushi or salads [low dressing] for lunch… and only
one serving size for dinner [instead of three].

I know some guys who say they like girls who can eat — but I
know no one that says they like girls who are clinically overweight or
obese.

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Oh yeah, and I’ll stop driving to places that are within walking distance… Most of the time.

Underweight me:

~90 lbs [right before starting college]

Desired Weight

~105

Current Weight:

~120

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Tuesday July 12, 2005 at 08:50 pm

July 12, 2005 at 3:50 am · Filed under Rigamarole

I’ve been looking through blogs of old acquaintences lately — just to see what they’re up to… and to see if they’ve changed as much as I have. Some have, some haven’t…. but there was something throughout that I noticed — something that had nothing to do with the actual going-ons of their lives.

I’ve noticed that people who like to write as their pasttimes and people who are good at writing write much (and generally people who enjoy reading a lot) and rarely reveal very much about themselves through their writing. You may catch glimpses of their personalities, and glimmers of their lives, but for the most part, they hide behind their prose.

On the other hand, those who are just as intelligent but aren’t necessarily interested in writing, write as themselves. Their personality shines through and though the angsts may not be as angsty as the good writer, and their happiness may not be as clear as the good writer, you get more a sense of who THEY are, how THEY speak, what THEY want you to hear than the so-called ‘good’ writers.

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Why is this? Is this because good writers are also story tellers, liars? Is it because good writers learn instinctively to not write things that will haunt them later? Or is it because those who are not interested in writing know nothing more than writing as themselves…?

If so, why aren’t the good writers writing as themselves? Are they incapable of doing so because of the switch between writing and speech? Or is it that they choose to do so because they want to portray themselves in writing as someone other than themselves?

It makes me wonder….

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Thursday June 9, 2005 at 12:30 pm

June 9, 2005 at 7:30 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Thought: Who would you change your sexual preference for?

While reading up about my favorite artist, (revealed later in the post) this thought occured to me: If you’re gay, who would turn you straight? If you’re straight, who would turn you gay?

I have a top two list of women that I worship. One for talent and the other one for looks.

First: Angelina Jolie

Quite possibly the most sexual looking woman in the world. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re a guy or a girl, this chick (to me) seethes sex. That, and the fact that she plays a videogame vixen.. Rarrr.. how sexy is THAT?

and… My number 1 pick: Utada Hikaru

Seriously… THE MOST talented woman. Ever. Writes AND produces her own music… Had her first album [THAT SHE WROTE] out when she was 12.. Went to COLUMBIA… and is an international SUPERSTAR? Hell yeah. Definitely would go gay for her.

Check out these new pictures she just came out with in Interview Magazine. HOT!!

Album plug: Her awesome song Exodus ’04 (produced by Hikki-chan AND TIMBALAND) from her Exodus CD is coming out as a single on 06/21! It has 8 remixes of the song on it and as far as I can see it looks like it’s going to be great!

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Wednesday June 8, 2005 at 05:12 am

June 8, 2005 at 12:12 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

ICS = I can’t see, I can’t sleep, and I can’t shower.

if(hateICS && justStayedUpAllNight){

System.out.println(“There are days when I seriously question my reason for choosing to be an ICS (information and computer science) major. This is one of them. After spending the entire night awake, drinking coca-cola and programming while telling myself that I can eat chee-tos as soon as I finish I realized this: I really hate programming.

No really, I do… And I discovered why, too.

Programming is just about the only thing I do that I am really uncreative in. Give me an algorithm and I’ll understand its use, and I can use it in simple situations — give me a program to do where I have to think abstractly about it — fuck that shit!! On the other hand, give me a piece of fabric and some thread, and I can show you a thousand different things. Give me some words, and I’ll tell you a story. — you get the picture.

To make sure we don’t cheat, they use this one program to check for similarities between code — I’m surprised I don’t get caught for cheating because I usually just do what’s in the book…. They say that each program is as different as a fingerprint.

I guess everyone else in my class is a more creative programmer than I am.

Blah. I feel so… negative.”);

I leave you with this:

string shit(){

if(ICS && awakeAt8AM){
if(EARLY_CLASS || PROJECT || WORK || STAYED_UP_PLAYING_GAMES){
return System.out.println(“I need some fucking sleep… and I’m not going to class”);
}
}

else {
return System.out.println(“I need some fucking sleep, but I’ll consider going to class”);}

}

Caution: running this results in errors, no linebreaks, sleeping, and a lot of not going to class.

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Friday June 3, 2005 at 02:18 pm

June 3, 2005 at 9:18 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

REGGAE FEST IS FUCKING COOL

I”M DrfuRZZUNGK BIATCH~!~~!!!~!~!~~!~!~!~!

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Monday May 2, 2005 at 04:45 pm

May 2, 2005 at 11:45 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

//EDIT

Okay, so now I know it’s pretty much a lost cause and I’m not gonna win… But I think it would be really funny if instead of voting everyone just went over to chris’s site and comment “I HATE ROAST BEEF PU$$Y LIPS!!”

I donno why. I just think it’d be funny. I’m gonna do it right now.

//END EDIT

POOP TARD!

Howdy guys!! This is gonna make me seem like a horrible person… But I’m in this online webcam contest and I am in dire need of votes from you guys [the other team is kicking my ASS!!]

We were supposed to photoshop some pix and I did these two:

And apparently they’re too disturbing for people to like. How lame is that?

Can you guys do an awesome favor and vote for me?? all you need to do is

CLICK HERE

and comment the words “ALPHA Q”

I feel so bad about this shitty post!! ! ! ! ! — I promise you as soon as voting’s over i’ll delete this ish. That will be my thank you.

P.S. THE OTHER TEAM THINKS MY TEAM IS IMMATURE… I SAY:

YOU GUYS ARE POOP FACES NEENER NEENER NEENER

EAT MY POOOO

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Monday April 25, 2005 at 03:06 pm

April 25, 2005 at 10:06 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:

OH NO! This is the last one!!

I can’t believe this series is already almost over. It’s a
good thing though, no one ever wants to jump the shark, right?

Anyhow, I plan to get the final comic out within the next week or so… so don’t expect anything tomorrow or anything.

Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

Today’s Decision:

The Secret Identity

Nerdy Computer Science Major College Student Blogger

It’s a big stretch, but I think I can do it.

Popular high school student.

Think Kimpossible.

Journalist

Journalists always seem to know how to get into the middle of the craziest situations.

A dude! + any of the above

Wouldn’t it be crazy if I transformed from a dude into a supercool girl
superhero?! It’d be just like Sailor Moon when the Sailor
Starlights came to town. CRAZY!

Happy Voting!

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Monday April 25, 2005 at 11:36 am

April 25, 2005 at 6:36 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:

OH NO! This is the last one!!
I can’t believe this series is already almost over. It’s a
good thing though, no one ever wants to jump the shark, right?

Anyhow, I plan to get the final comic out within the next week or so… so don’t expect anything tomorrow or anything.

Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

Today’s Decision:

The Secret Identity

Nerdy Computer Science Major College Student Blogger

It’s a big stretch, but I think I can do it.

Popular high school student.

Think Kimpossible.

Journalist

Journalists always seem to know how to get into the middle of the craziest situations.

A dude! + any of the above

Wouldn’t it be crazy if I transformed from a dude into a supercool girl
superhero?! It’d be just like Sailor Moon when the Sailor
Starlights came to town. CRAZY!

Happy Voting!

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Sunday April 24, 2005 at 03:53 pm

April 24, 2005 at 10:53 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:

Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

The results of all the polls will be a
secret until I’m done with Sidekick and Secret Identity. I want to
save the element of surprise for you guys for the final comic!

Today’s Decision:

The Sidekick

SuperSuper CuteCute Animal-Chan — deranged.