Boys are an addictive drug
They should be illegal and this is why:
Observations of a pimp. madpimp.com/shi
1. They make you nervous: I get nervous talking to boys I like. Figuring out details of a date are the same as a drug deal – when where how — the only thing missing is how much $.
2. They cause cottonmouth, confusion, light-headedness, unceasing laughter, and euphoria: Common symptoms of drugs!
3. You’ll do anything to get them in you: hehe…hehe…
4. You get frustrated when they’re not around: “Man, this activity would be so much better if we were on ___!” … “Man, this activity would be so much better if ___ were here!”
5. Even after you stop doing them, you keep thinking about them from time to time: …At least, I do.
6. They make you go crazy!
Can you think of any other similarities?
NOTE: This post is not directed towards anybody in particular. It was just a general observation on my part. 
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guys are like drugs because once you first do them you can’t stop. unless they’re bad, in which case you bad mouth them to all your friends so that they wont try them  Posted 4/1/2005 at 4:26 PM by Tsunaki36 – delete – block user |
if that makes any sense?
Anyway, RYC: April Fools!