Superhero Shi:

In
the next few days I’m going to turn into a Superhero. Not in the
literal sense, but in a semi-literary sense. Meaning, I am
going to immortalize myself forever as a superhero in COMIC-STRIP FORM.

But in order to do that, I need the help of YOU
my audience to help me choose certain things. For example, what
my outfit should be, what superpower I should have, and of course, who
my sidekick should be.

THAT’S RIGHT! You
have the power to turn me into the next great comic-book hero.
Who knows? Maybe my web-comic will become so popular one day that
I’ll get a book deal… And when you see my comic in the comic book
store that you don’t frequent, you can say “I helped start that!”

I had a lot of ideas, but I’ve been able to narrow it down to these last 5 ideas:

Telepathy

Telepathy would be a cool power because then I would know what my enemies are thinking.

Telekinesis

This
is the power with which I think I could cause the most trouble
with. I mean, come on. It’s as Tenacious D said — MIND
BULLETS! — Well, at least mind-drivent plates, anyway.

Invisibility

Hahaha, just look at the picture. Enough said.

Flight

I
think it would be pretty cool to have the power of flight. I also
think it’d be pretty funny to have a superhero with the power of flight
that’s afraid of heights. =D

Boobies

I
figure that this is probably the biggest stretch for me out of all of
the superhero powers. After all, with the other superhero powers,
I don’t need to change my personality to be able to catch the bad
guys. With these, I’d have to learn how to be seductive.
WEIRD!

I
could open an automated poll, but what I really want are reasons why I
should choose one or the other. That is why I am weighting votes
with reasons [especially GOOD reasons] heavier than votes with single
words.

That means that this voting process is a little subjective — but, I really do want to know what the public believes.

I’ll be taking all the votes that come in within 24 hours of the original posting of this post.

Happy voting!