This is a poem I wrote recently. This post is protected and not mirrored from any site. If you can see this then that means I respect your opinion… I’m a little shy about this. This is the first time I’ve written a poem like this.

Failure

I’ve had many failed relationships in the past,
All have crumbled, they never seem to last.
I dated ice cream for a while,
He was sweet at first, but that got old –
underneath that smooth veneer, he was totally cold.
After a time, he made me feel fat –
I couldn’t live with that.

I’ve had many failed relationships in the past,
I’m devastated, they never seem to last.
I had a fling with chocolate,
Not as cool as ol’ ice cream, but much richer.
When he touched my lips, he tasted like liquor.
After a while, I realized he was nutty,
so I left him and found another love buddy.

I’ve had many relationships in the past,
Is it me? They never seem to last.
I had a long distance relationship with a porn site.
When he went down, it was never good,
So I took to visiting other boys in his neighborhood.
A lot of his friends liked to fuck like bunnies,
And unlike him, they never stole my money.

I’ve had many relationships in the past,
What should I do? They never seem to last.
I messed around with my left hand,
But to my right hand, my left ratted me out,
To right I said, “Listen baby, don’t pout,
I’ll have a party where we all can come,
‘cuz if we work together, we can have a threesome!”

I’ve had many relationships in the past,
Fuck that shit. They never seem to last.