My obscene sense of humor
Everyone that knows me in real life (and even some that know me online) know that I have a penchant for the obscene and the corny. I enjoy the shocked and bemused looks of people looking on while I do my thing.
The humor I have the most fun with is physical humor — things that don’t need any words to describe, as you guys have seen demonstrated in pictures like the ones below:
However, my love for the obscene and corny doesn’t really stop at the physical. I like to use the power of words as well. Here are some other examples of what you might experience if you ever end up sitting next to me at a table.
The Obscene
1. Racist/Sexist Jokes
I LOVE telling racist and sexist jokes. The number one type of joke that I like to tell are jokes that are derogatory towards women. I’ve mentioned before that I’m probably an enemy to all women. This is one of the reasons why. If I can get away with it, I’ll tell it.
Classic Women Jokes:
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don’t know… What was she doing out of the kitchen?!
Q: Why don’t women need watches?
A: Cuz there’s a clock on the STOVE!
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. She should be able to cook in the DARK!
My favorite racial joke:
Q: What happens if a Chinese person has a baby with a Mexican person?
A: SOYBEANS!
2. Sexual Innuendo
This is probably fairly apparent already if you read my blog a lot.. But I enjoy wording things in ways that make them sound dirty. It’s interesting, because I’ve discovered throughout my years that it’s never WHAT you say,it’s HOW you say it that makes it dirty.
The Corny
1. Puns & One liners
Beyond just shocking people, I also like to say things that just make people groan. Most of it is totally on a spontaneous basis… but a lot of the things that come out of my mouth tend to be one-liners. It’s really something you have to experience to understand. One of the people I like playing the one-liner game with the most is Brent. He has wit faster than any one I know.
Classic One-Liners + Corny Jokes
You’re like McDonalds — Over 1 billion SERVED!
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef!
Q: What do you call a cow with NO legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q: What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
A: COWculus!
Q: What does a cow do on a friday night?
A: He goes to the MOOOVIES!
Q: What does an unpopular cow do on a friday night?
A: He sits on the COWCH!
Finis
In the end, I leave you with these pictures:
Lucky for me, I know some people who share a lot of the same kind of humor I do. 
I would have no friends, otherwise, i think. They’d all be scared off from the humping.
What is your favorite bad joke?
I know that’s corny but I love it.