I’m called a tomboy…
But I hate sports.

I’ve been called a tomboy more than once in my life. It’s always
weird when I get called that because I’ve always associated the word
‘tomboy’ with a girl who likes sports, and does mostly ‘boyish’
activities.

Now, while my attitude may be considered semi-manly because I hate
bitches, can fart and burp with the nastiest of them, spend only 5
minutes to get ready in the morning, and have a quick tongue for
insults — I don’t know if tomboy is the really the right word to
describe me.

I mean, most of my hobbies are anything but manly. I like to
knit, sew, cook, wrap presents [it IS a hobby — trust me], fold
useless things out of paper, and buy ridiculously priced cute things
from Asia.

It’s true that I’m a computer science major, and that I like to play
video games… but I don’t think that’s really cause enough to call me
a tomboy.

Am I a tomboy that has girly hobbies that hates sports? It doesn’t seem to sound right.