I haven’t gone poo since last thursday.
And by last thursday, I mean 8 days ago.
I feel like I’m about to die.
I’d also like to apologize for anyone who has had the disadvantage of being downwind of me the past 3 days. I’ve been passing what I fondly refer to as “Death Gas”.
How bad is it, do you ask? Last night, I woke myself up from deep sleep because of it.
A nice bowl of pho will clean the bowels quick styles
eat some prunes already!
you need to video tape your life. that would have been hilarious.
eat ur veggies. and drink the prune juice. orrrrrr eat raw chicken.
:-O Sucks for you. Hope you poop soon.
8 days? Damn yo, I go at least twice a day. MMmmm, simple pleasures, like scratching an itch.You sound like you have an impacted stool in your behind. They will need to dig it out with a spoon or you will begin vomiting very soon.Im not joking. If you start to feel pukey, get to a hospital for some assistance. You are filling up. When the backlog gets to your large intestine there will be fireworks.Now you know, go have fun. Please tape the un-impaction and put it on myspace.
ah very lovely. ha.
that can’t be healthy. go get some prunes!
time for an enema!
bottle it up and sell it. its the “beyond” part of — bed, bath, and beyond
eat some corn! it’s packed with fiber!!prunes can help too.i’ll pray for regularity to return.
my cousin was really constipated when she was younger. they did a scan on her, and when the pictures developed, they pointed to the dark mass where her intestines should’ve been and cleverly explained that that was her near-two weeks worth of un-shit shit.
milk of magnesia. i think the docs prescribed, and it worked.
Sounds pretty strong. Though that should be ‘smells’ pretty strong.
I remember I last week I couldn’t poo for 9 days, during the 10th day I bomb the fountain of life like N. Korea bomb some part of China.
wait, now your sn actually makes more sense… its short for shi(T).
get to the fucking doctor’s office!
this made me laugh at work. Then it got me weird stares at work for laughing out loud.
take my advice, eat apples. that should clear the problem. if not… fiber laxative… what can i say?
Wheaties, or anything with a lot bran that’s high in fiber.
ewwww…
prune juice…
ROFL.Too funny :-)you are joking …right?
damn that sucks. get some beneful or metamucil and start chugging!!! here’s a suggested shopping list for you: chickpeas, prunes, figs, bran muffins, almonds, soynuts, flaxseed, lentils, barley, popcorn, wheat, etc. good luck. i hope you poo real soon!!! yay poop!!!
this is very serious, I whole heartedly agree with the poster above, get to the doctor’s office..your life is worth more than that…
When that happens, you need to eat oat-bran. It’s high in fiber and will get you going. Don’t use a laxative, those mess with your system by making it seem dependent on it.-Dave
Prunes!
someone needs fiber!
Push harder… *turd drops in water*
eat ice cream. works for me.
sounds rough, how’ve you been?
eating anything with high fiber content should help
Sounds dangerous.
Hahaha it sounds funny how everyone is cheering you on to poo…G-O P-O-O!!!
fruits and beans!
please poo soon….especially before i see you next =p
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take care!!
omg!! is that what that smell is and i a hope you are able to go soon. i think you need to go see a dr for this because this is very serious.
lovely! =)
LOL I’m sorry you feel like crap (pun not inteneded), but thanks for the laugh!!! Try some fiber and lots of water. A bath might help too. Good luck!!!!
drink a ton of applejuice.
Wow, I had just farted and thought the same, it’s been a while for me too. Been on a damn smoothie diet and I had just finished having a convo about poopy with the Bf.
Muahaha.
you should increase your dietary intake of fruits and vegetable 
From a medical professional standpoint..you need to have a BM already girl! Very unhealthy…Prune juice, laxatives, stool softeners..something!
that’s usually how i am when i’m on vacation. yep, everytime i’m down in la, it means i haven’t been letting anything out.
omg thats horrrible, eat some beanss
hope you get to it soon…i been there before…i gotta do it everyday now…hehe if i can LOL…good luck, my dear
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