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Friday September 30, 2005 at 11:27 am

September 30, 2005 at 6:27 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

And now, another “Dear Kim”

I know you’ve been waiting…

Question:

Dear Kim,

Why do you let Wu take your money on Friday nights?

Posted 8/4/2005 at 1:52 PM by franksabunch

Kim Says:

Actually — I’d like to clear up this misconception — I believe I’ve
always taken HIS money. Except the one time we played for a
buck. Which doesn’t really count. I blame the patron.

Unfortunately, we have not partaken in poker nights for quite some time
now, so I haven’t been able to take Wu’s money. This saddens me
because I am no longer eating as well as I was. :)

Question:

Dear Kim,
are drugs illegal?
Posted 8/5/2005 at 10:01 AM by TheF0r13iDDeN

Kim Says:

Only the ones our government doesn’t make money on. It’s true. Chris Rock said so.

Question:

Dear Kim,

What did the man with the 10 inch dick have for breakfast?

Posted 8/5/2005 at 12:04 PM by pinoyriceburner


Kim Says:

Su-SHI. … Wait, is this a trick question?


Now ask me more questions!

Here’s the deal kids, ask me a question and start it with the words
“Dear Kim” and I’ll answer whenever I can if I feel like it.

I’ll even answer questions about myself this time… if you’re really curious.

Oh yeah, and no asking me what you should ask, because that’s just defeating the purpose. You know who you are.

With love,
Kim.

SecksyRx3 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am

first! Dear Kimwhen can we hang out sometime and play poker?

spearhandman said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am

Dear Kim, Are you the voice from Mei Ling on MSG: The Twin Snakes? Cuz that persons voice is done by a Kim Nguyen

franksabunch said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am

YES!  Finally some love! =D

amberisamusicsnob said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:32 am

Dear Kim,Do you love me?

c0rkie said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:33 am

Dear Kim,Is the male species innately stupid?

airina05 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:37 am

Dear Kim,
what is your karaoke song?

MT_Headed said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:37 am

Dear Kim,
If you had a choice, who’d be the first to go? aZns or emos?

cloudedfuture said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:43 am

Dear Kim,
If it wasn’t meant to be eaten, then why is it shaped like a taco?

onestyle said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:50 am

Dear Kim,Does “FuCkeRH0sT” ring a bell?

KamiKazeTeddy said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:54 am

Dear Kim,
Could you really see yourself waking up every morning and putting crazy amounts gel in your hair to get that perfect Cloud look?

o0confused4evr0o said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:55 am

Dear Kim, whens your birthday and do you celebrate it?

simplyxmoi said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:56 am

Dear Kim,
Are you still dating Lan (aka sup007)? And when is he gonna start blogging again?

TaiChi_Masta said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:06 pm

Dear Kim,
Why are you so amazing?

injuredeagle said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

Dear Kim,
How long will it take for weed to kill u?

Gulity_By_Association said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:18 pm

DEAR KIM,
HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR XANGA SO GREAT?

Gulity_By_Association said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

DEAR KIM,
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THIS MORE THAN ONCE?

YellowChildPride said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:20 pm

Dear Kim,
When are we gonna go hang out again!?
miss you all!!

gooksantiger said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:29 pm

Dear Kim,
hmmm… I can’t think of anything clever to ask… so… I give up. Hahahaha
Oh yeah, and chris rock is the bomb!!! I have all his HBO special on my computer. I wish I was funny I was funny like him

globalguy007 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:32 pm

Dear Kim,If i bought a domain name i wanted for really cheap from yahoo, but those bastards dont offer free masked redirect. Who would you recommend as a Host in terms of reliability, decent price, and always ensuring that my site is MY site, not filled with host mumbo jumbo. (ie i want always to be: http://www.globalguy.com/main /page2 /page3, etc, and never just be redirected a random host page).Field

Rander said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:37 pm

Dear Kim,
 
Is flirting good or bad? How much can a person flirt without considering it cheating ? If I flirt with a 98 year old grandmother to make her feel better or put a smile on her face is that considered flirting?

Jx2_66 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:39 pm

Dear Kim,
Why does morning wood happen?

CaKaLusa said,

September 30, 2005 @ 12:57 pm

Dear Kim,Why does coffee make me poo? Try it some time, it’ll work on you!

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

September 30, 2005 @ 1:24 pm

Dear Kim,
Can you lick your own elbow?

Chiznarles said,

September 30, 2005 @ 1:25 pm

Dear Kim,How do you pronounce Nguyen and why does every Vietnamese person have the same last name?

iAmOdIn said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:05 pm

Dear Kim,
Would you ever consider making out with Ricebunny and e-mailing me and IamTh0r the pictures or sending them to us over e-mail?

kalamai said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:09 pm

i like the one about the drugs. hahahahahaha

papidesantaisabel said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:25 pm

Haha Chris Rock is the best!       
Dear Kim,
If today was the last day you could ever live on this Earth before the end what would you do?                                                                                          

greatnate001 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:27 pm

Dear Kim,
my last name is Kim…
why are people writing you these “Dear Kim”s are you some kind of all knowing Kim?
-Nathan Kim

temptashuns said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:28 pm

Dear Kim,
Why are the some dudes assholes?

VortexInfinitum said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:34 pm

Dear Kim,Do you find the word “noob” sexy?(from pure pwnage)

serenette said,

September 30, 2005 @ 2:41 pm

OO I donated my hair to locks of love. 12 inches :-) it was like 3.5 in diameter, scary I know. One morning my mom was just like “Lets donate your hair” and she chopped it off haha and then we went to a salon to make it prettier. Maybe I lost a couple of pounds because of it ;-)

burningsecrets said,

September 30, 2005 @ 3:13 pm

Dear Kim,
Does your fart stink, or does it perfume the whole room?

Crazymuffin1414 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 3:26 pm

i love Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts and stuff, and i saw that you had a picture of Cloud from Final Fantasy on your site. and you have been featured for a long time
Rebekah

Oboro said,

September 30, 2005 @ 3:39 pm

Dear Kim,
Can God create a rock so heavy that he himself cannot lift?

shaolinLFE said,

September 30, 2005 @ 3:52 pm

Dear Kim,
What does a sesame grow into!?  We never give it a chance! WTF is a sesame?
-ShaolinLFE & Mitch HedbergP.S. This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

gechalx said,

September 30, 2005 @ 4:00 pm

Dear kim,
how do you start the inverted figure-8? =P

JeLLy0re0 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 4:19 pm

Dear Kim,
Do you like Harry Potter? Or are you one of those Harry Potter haters?

Mr_Nish said,

September 30, 2005 @ 4:19 pm

Dear Kim,Can I fart?

fizzysoda_yum said,

September 30, 2005 @ 4:21 pm

Hum.

s1ms said,

September 30, 2005 @ 5:08 pm

Dear Kim,What are the odds I would ever score a date with you?

dudeiambored said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

dear kim,why do my farts smell like eggs?

i_have_have_i said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:12 pm

How much is a dime bag?
And thanks for the eprops. I don’t have to say “I’ve never won anything in my life.” anymore.

wutuwaitn4 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:21 pm

Dear Kim,
Why are there so many idiots on xanga? 

tHexDonStER said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:24 pm

Dear Kim,Wat does Pimp Juice taste like?

gechalx said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:25 pm

Dear Kim,
do you still go raving? i just moved down to so cal… is there like a website or anything where i can check for upcoming raves? yea yea?

OMGitsaray said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:32 pm

Dear kim,
How come I’m asian and have hair on my chest? WTF?

cutsiepie55 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 6:33 pm

Dear Kim,Who made procrastination?

hermitthefrog said,

September 30, 2005 @ 7:06 pm

Dear Kim,Do you think people can decide who they fall in love with?

Trinity86 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 7:23 pm

dear kim, if you can be anything in the world, what would it be?

Tsunaki36 said,

September 30, 2005 @ 7:28 pm

why is franksabunch the only one to get his picture with his comment? :P

aradne said,

September 30, 2005 @ 8:15 pm

Dear Kim, Why isn’t yahoo working right today?

pinoyriceburner said,

September 30, 2005 @ 8:35 pm

dear kim, are your queefs hella loud?

Boomerang said,

September 30, 2005 @ 9:50 pm

Dear Kim,
Why is your nickname or screen name shi? Is there a meaningful reason why? And are you as amazing in  real life as how you display yourself on Xanga?

ramblings_of_a_hormonal_teen said,

September 30, 2005 @ 9:57 pm

Dear Kim,
can you come down to Dallas TX and give me money?
eh, it’s always worth asking

ramblings_of_a_hormonal_teen said,

September 30, 2005 @ 9:58 pm

Dear Kim,
what does “pwnd” mean?

Charlamane said,

September 30, 2005 @ 10:19 pm

*Random Props*
Kick ass site you got here cutie ;-)

bjtdevera said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

Dear Kim,Are you my real mommy?

jinnsdare said,

September 30, 2005 @ 11:21 pm

Dear Kim,Are we there yet?

timothyj said,

October 1, 2005 @ 3:44 am

Dear Kim,If I buy a condom that says “extreme pleasure for her”, reverse it, and put it on, do you think that would feel good for me? thanks,tim

senorita_sica_monica said,

October 1, 2005 @ 5:56 am

Dear Kim,
What’s the easiest way to catch a squirrel?

KrNbOi54843837 said,

October 1, 2005 @ 6:12 am

Dear Kimdo u rike korea

Izzy_Caraway said,

October 1, 2005 @ 6:44 am

Dear Kim,
Why are you so pretty? Why aren’t you in heaven with the rest of the angels?

Keniiiiiiiiiiii said,

October 1, 2005 @ 6:53 am

lol, what’s with the hate?
I mentioned a hundred times I don’t give a flying tylenol tablet about eprops, yet you are still under the impression that I beg for them. I went on the Famine 30 to set things straight, I thought we’d be cool by now. But noooo, you had to hate.

loving_U_with_1st_sight said,

October 1, 2005 @ 6:58 am

i love your sight and the way that you think! you are amazing…well seem amazing over the internet! lol…can i subscribe?

loving_U_with_1st_sight said,

October 1, 2005 @ 7:34 am

Dear Kim,When you are happy…then what?

SeDuCiNgYoOhBoO said,

October 1, 2005 @ 8:03 am

Dear Kim,
why doesn’t your cartoon face have a nose or mouth?

sunnysidedown828 said,

October 1, 2005 @ 8:51 am

Dear Kim,
if a fly is in your room, do you normally kill it? if so, do you have a specific method? with what do you kill it with?
Dear Kim,
if you would see a white girl with dreads, would you laugh?

pirogoeth said,

October 1, 2005 @ 9:02 am

Dear Kim,Why does your tummy bulge in your profile picture?

LilShAwTyFiNeSt1 said,

October 1, 2005 @ 9:27 am

i love your  site  oxoxox  love not hate  sky

bLinD_JEdi said,

October 1, 2005 @ 9:36 am

dear kim,are u a jedi?

Franksta_babe said,

October 1, 2005 @ 12:31 pm

Dear Kim,
I can’t think of a question right now.

With Luv,
Frank

aydongbeeleef said,

October 3, 2005 @ 12:38 am

Dear Kim, Yo.***i just tried to lick my own elbow.that shit’s hella impossible.. kimpossible.. yeah…

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