“If you know me! Don’t read this! It’s my private journal”… Yeah, right. If I know the person and I stumbled across something THAT juicy I’d totally read every single dirty little detail that’s in there. Don’t they know about reverse psychology? Maybe they do, and they’re just taunting me like that.

I mean, come on jigga. It’s published on the fuh-reak-in ‘net! Give me a fuh-reak-in break — Private. PSHHHHH. Between you and the other twohundred people a day that read your site, right? Right.

If you want a private online journal make it REALLY private… Like.. Don’t anybody your URL. Don’t sign guestbooks and leave your journal URL. Don’t put any information/name/other people’s names in your journal.

Whatever you do, just don’t put up a little freakin note saying “if you know me, please don’t read this.” because it sends the exact opposite message. Of course, if you’re doing it on purpose… That’s another thing.