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//edit — I linked Lohan Freestyle incorrectly in my post! Sorry for the inconvenience.
//edit part 2 — Holy crap! Only 2 hours after I posted this I found this: Someone quoting me on this. Crazy!
What’s your pleasure?
What are the most primal urges in the body? — Everything that it takes to survive and continue our species. Hunger and Lust.
Hunger I will discuss another day. For today, I want to talk about lust.
Why do I consider lust such a primal urge? 1. All mammals must do it. 2. It makes me go gaga.
Below, I am listing the top 10 body parts on a human being (5 male, 5 female) that cause me to say “Yum.”
Top 5 Female Parts5. Lips: Hell yeah! have you ever seen Angelina Jolie? SHIT. That shit is hot. I like chickies with thick, sexy lips. 4. Ass: The ass has to be bangin’. Most asian chicks got no ass, but I like something firm and round yet juicy like a fruit. 3. Legs: Nothing like nice long legs to wrap around you huh? Hot. I especially like really high heeled shoes. 2. Face: If the chick ain’t got a hot face, might as well have nothing at all. She’s got to be easy to look at, at least. 1. TITTIES: YEEY-YUH! The best body part in the female body, the titties!! SHIT! They’re hot! Nothing like two squishy buns in your face! Speaking of which, Lindsey Lohan has big ass titties. |
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Top 5 Male Parts5. Back/Shoulders: A firm, broad, strong back is very sexy to me. Perhaps because I have rather delicate shoulders, it represents a certain strength and virility that for me says “man”. HOLLA! 4. Lips: Doesn’t really matter what the shape/size is, as long as its fitting to your face… It’s more of the way that they move, part, work, that changes a pair of lips from “eh” to sensual… Especially when he uses them for things other than talking. 3. Hands: Hands that are deft and adept in handling and skill are a huge turn on. It’s an indication of how he will handle things…elsewhere. 2. Chest: Same as the back/shoulders, I like a broad, strong chest that can support me. Also, I like a guy that’s strong enough to carry me where i need to go. That’s so damn hot. I like to play with a guy’s nipples. 1. The VThe V is circled in the picture to the left. Okay, this is seriously, THE MONEY. Nothing turns me on more than that line that points down to your naughty parts saying “Hi! Look here!” Definately, the hottest body part on a guy. |
So there you have it! The results are in, the hottest body parts are the V(male) and the Titties(female). Disagree? Have another body part that’s better? Leave me a comment stating your argument, and I might just change my mind!
What are your favorite body parts?
Ever feel like you’re just fishing for replies? This comic is for you.
Once again, from one of my favorite comic strips, Diesel Sweeties.
I’m a rocker. I rock out.
I saw this guy’s hair and had to take a picture. When he asked why, I told him it was for my webpage. Anyone know who this guy is? He’s pretty cute.
To see my complete photo collection of events Click Here.
EXTRA EXTRA! Read all about it! I am the official Cam Girl for CAKALUSA, 2005. Awesome. Go leave him a message telling him how great I look.
This entire entry was totally random. I love it.
so sad. i am. my parents took some with a real camera… won’t see that for a long time. they don’t take pics that well either.
