Hit me baby, one more time!
You know you want to know my numbers…
The trendiest shit in XangaLand right now is to post up the amount of hits you are getting:
Anyhow… So, since I’m SUUUCH the trend whore and I can’t let
ANYONE out-brag me, I decided to go to my own site meter to put up my
own damn stats….
Only, instead of an impressive peak, they look more like Bush’s approval ratings.
…How depressing… If my sense of self-worth were based on
hits, the value of my life would be rapidly decreasing right now.
— remind me that I’m not meant to be a trend whore and will never be one correctly.
What trends have you tried following that have been complete failures?
p.s. in case you can’t tell, i’m being
sarcastic. i think this trend is pretty dumb. what’s the
point of showing people your hits? no one gives a shit.
On a related note…
Today shi@xanga reached 1000 subscribers!
I very rarely talk about my stats [in fact, I mentioned featured
content just about once in all my entries] because I think they’re the
most boring thing in the world. Plus I don’t think anyone really cares
whether or not I get 100 hits or if I got on featured content.
— But since I already broke the ice and showed the world the
amount of hits I get daily, it’s the best time to announce that my site
recently reached 1000 subscribers! Man, honestly, that’s a big
number even for me.
Congratulations to joe_XXX for
being my 1000th subscriber! I’ve been hitting quite a few Xanga
milestones lately it seems, and it’s all because of the coolio awesome
people that read the bullcrappy I write semi-daily.
Special thanks to all my real-life friends who put up with the bullshit I put them through!
I HATE HATE HATED the ugg boots + short skirt trend, it just didn’t make sense at all! Especially in the winter! Your feet are nice and toasty but everything else under your waist is freezing -___-