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recently a friend (bryce) came up with a new weapon — sword-chucks [ha!]… and it got me thinking. what other types of interesting inventions can be made? here are a few of my ideas:

Book Holder / Japanese dinner table : Have you ever had breakfast in bed with one of those table trays? Imagine the same thing, only taller and with clear plastic/glass for the table part. Put that over your head while reading and place the book face down on top of it and blammo! no need to hold up the book, and if you fall asleep it won’t suffocate you! — at the same time, whenever you need to eat, just put it on the floor and you can enjoy your ramen in a cup just as if you were in a restaurant.

Glowstick underwear: Tired of getting patted down and losing all your druges and glowsticks at parties? Instead of sticking that shit in your mouth, up your butt, into your shoe or taping it to your inner thigh, most of which can be painful, inconvenient or just plain embarassing, wear my glowstick underwear! They have pockets right around the crotch area made just so that if inadvertantly patted, you’ll just feel hard! — For those of you who have less than 6 inches under the belt, it’s also a great thing to wear if you’re planning on freakin’ tonight. *wink*

^_^; I had more, but that’s all I can think of right now… =D feedback!

KayKay said,

February 25, 2002 @ 5:43 pm

LOL i like the glowsticking underwear one! lol

Rice in a Shoe! Now you can bring rice w/ you where ever you go! just simply put the rice in a compartment in the sole of your shoes, and its secretly kept warm by gathering your foot/body heat and insolating it inside the compartment! lol that one is kinda stupid but hey, it might work, you never know! hehe

George the one-leggend chicken of doom said,

February 25, 2002 @ 5:44 pm

I must say that the book holder/table has got to be the best idea i have heard in a long time… hell, i might even do more required reading if i had one of them… eh, not likely, but still

Trevor Davis said,

February 25, 2002 @ 6:54 pm

how about recyclable toilet paper, that way when you go to public places you don’t have to worry about toilet paper cuz you already got some in your pocket! :D

Kim said,

February 25, 2002 @ 7:07 pm

That’s quite possibly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard. Hahha eww. Poop in pocket.

Jon said,

February 25, 2002 @ 8:28 pm

That first idea is really cool! I did something simillar in between sophomore year and junior year when I had to read a book for AP US History. It wasn’t too elegant but got the job done. I used a piece of glass from an old fridge shelf or something and put that between two chairs. I just lay down on the floor and looked up. The only bad part is that you might fall asleep =P.

Another method would be to use a massage chair, the kind you sit face forward in. You can completely relax and hold the book and you wont get a stiff neck because you are supported by the chair itself.

The underwear would be helpful. Bring in anything you want that’s small and would be confiscated at the door ^_^.

katie said,

February 25, 2002 @ 10:00 pm

the book holder… brilliant. it just needs to have an automatic page turner.

i still wouldn’t do any required reading. but. at least if i wanted to, i could with a minumum of effort.

christine said,

February 25, 2002 @ 11:54 pm

haha i like ur invention ideas. i’m a friend of ameer’s and he has ur link on his blog page so i thought i’d check it out…i love wat u’ve done with it, i wish i was this crafty

christine said,

February 25, 2002 @ 11:54 pm

haha i like ur invention ideas. i’m a friend of ameer’s and he has ur link on his blog page so i thought i’d check it out…i love wat u’ve done with it, i wish i was this crafty

ameer said,

February 26, 2002 @ 2:23 am

hahhaa there it is!!! someone admitted to being my friend… it’s in writing!

invent: a mini microprocessor solar powered transponder thingy that you can carry around and when you push it it cancels out any single cell phone frequency! so when you’re in line/at a restaurant/in class/ with a hot girl you don’t really know but somehow she’s really drunk and you got to take her home and she can’t find where she lives… and that annoying snotty girl is yapping away about/to her boyfriend loud enuf to hear thru 5.5 feet of solid steel, just push the button and bam* instant bliss -copyrighted (just now)

kim said,

February 26, 2002 @ 10:53 am

K – dude. automatic page turner!!!! That hella kicks ass.

Ameer – Wait… is the snotty girl the same one as the hot one??

Marc Lawson said,

February 27, 2002 @ 2:54 am

Yeah I have had that idea for the glass book holder too. When I lived at my Dads he had a glass table and wow! you can read shit when you lay under it! That’s a funny underwear idea too. As for other ideas, it’s about fucking time we get a computer that takes dictation. Simply speak your homework and print.

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