Kim is living proof that I don’t understand women. Penis pasta? Ramen? Is everything noodles? I guess I can stop buying expensive clothes, stop washing my car, stop brushing my hair (I don’t do that anyway), stop talking in that voice that seems to work on girls but apparently doesn’t, stop complimenting them, stop smiling at them, stop being mean to them (some like it rough), stop everything and just buy them some kind of noodle/pasta thing. Fuck me, I have figured out the meaning of life.
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YEP! You got that right… All you gotta do is buy me some noodles and I’ll be happy. hahaa. The numbre one way to woo a chick : buy her noodles. =X Either that or Men’s Pocky. Quite possibly the best snack ever created.
