I like to look at pussy
on the internet.
While I’m at
work.
I have a weird little obsession
with watching videos about kittens on
youtube.
Kimwipes kick butt.
I particularly like
sleepy kitties.
Munny:
An act of self-expression.
Surprisingly, there were quite a few people interested in knowing more about my munny and how she came about… So here’s a short explanation:
A Munny is a blank Decorate/Do-It-Yourself vinyl doll produced by awesome toy company KidRobot. I purchased my Munny at Urban Outfitters, but you can order yours easily at the Munny website or from Ebay.
To view munnies better than mine such as the examples you see above you can go to VinylPulse.com [gallery], or the KidRobot Munny Forums.
First things first, I had to disassemble my munny.
Then I sanded each piece down with sandpaper to make for a better painting surface.
After that I primed it with Gesso, a primer for acrylic painting.
Then, I opened up the handy-dandy coloring book–
Lucky for me I got the one drawn by my favorite artist, Simon Legno!
There are 3 versions, and I was just happy I got the one I wanted.
I then proceeded to draw what I thought would look cute on my munny while the Gesso dried.
Then came the hard part: painting. Apparently I suck at it.
I also hate waiting for paint to dry.
This is the end of Day 1
My Munny out to dry with Brent‘s.
He can actually paint. It makes me mad.
Begin day 2.
What in the world am I going to do with this dismembered mess?
And I still hadn’t decided on a color.
I decided to go ahead and make my girl a watermelon head…
Since her hair color reminded me of a watermelon.
But… once the eyes were put onto the hat, it looked too much like…
Ugly.
So I had to wait for the damn white paint to dry and sand it down to smoothness as much as I could.
In the meantime, I sculpted and began to paint some friends for my gal.
Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil
Kim style.
Penis shroom and vagina plant.
So I finally decided on pink. Looks cute, no?
Add some detailing.
Fix the teeth
Re-assemble
And she’s done!
The back
Religion.
Yes, even I think of things like that.
So, I’ve had a gripe about religion lately:
I
REALLY like the idea of belonging to a church or a temple or some place
of worship because I think it’d be really nice to have a place to go
weekly that not only does stuff for the community [a requirement of
mine if I did join], but also gives one a gentle reminder of the morals
and values we tend to forget in our day to day — add in the feeling of
belonging to a close-knit group… and it seems like a really ideal
situation.
With maybe the exception of the consistent ‘reminder
of morals and values’, my group in college [Circle K] really fulfilled
that for me. However, now that I’ve grown out of the group and the
people that I joined with are now gone off to their own post-college
things, I find myself searching for something to fill that space… and
with something that will last more than four years.
Sure I
could join the Kiwanis, Red Cross or some other non-profit
organization, but lately I think I’ve been feeling the need for some
spiritual fulfillment as well.
The only problem is: I can’t bring myself believe in God
Not
God, not a god, not any god. I’m not denying that the existence of God
or any of the gods in this world are possible. It might be. I just
can’t bring myself to believe in any religion in a way that one would
call it my ‘Faith’.
So I guess it’s better to say that instead of not believing in God, that I have no Faith.
Born
and raised Buddhist, I like to think that I try my best to follow the
rules of my raised religion. However, ever since I was a child, I
always had problems with the ‘praying’ part. Who am I praying to?
Taught
that Buddha was a normal man that reached Nirvana [the mental/spiritual
place where there is nothing and everything and there are no wants and
no needs], I always had trouble grasping the reason for which we prayed
to him every week.
Afterall, if he’s in Nirvana, why would he hear us and heed us at all? Same with all of the other Buddhist dieties
In the end, I believe in Buddha’s teachings… But not Buddhist religion as it’s developed into right now.
As
for an all-knowing, all-seeing God, I have a lot of issues with the
idea that an all-seeing all-knowing sentient being that I can’t see can
have an effect on my life.
It’s wholly possible that one exists, but I just can’t really envision it.
Where in the world can one go to find a nice group of people that are willing to:
Any suggestions?
For the first time ever,
I’ve been tagged?
So I know that these chain things go around all the time and it annoys the crap out of everyone — but, strangly enough, I’ve never been tagged [or at least that i know of] to fill out one of these things. I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be a compliment [like, maybe it seems like im too good for a chain list] or an insult [like, no one wants to hear my opinion]
Regardless, since I’ve been tagged for the first time that I remember, I will do the world a wonderful service and fill it in.
HOWEVER — as a warning, I’m only filling this out because it’s teh first one — so please don’t flood me with taggings or you will be sacked.
Let me know if you post this and I’ll link you up and pretend that I tagged you in the first place.
Specifically , people like : SecksyRx3
What things annoy you?
Lesson 1: I suck at paintballing
Lesson 2: I bruise easily
Lesson 3: I REALLY SUCK at paintballing.
A trip down memory lane…
It’s like a freakin’ car crash.
So I was bored and started sifting through my old classmates on mySpace. Freakin’ weird. You should try it.
And while you’re at it, add me as a friend.
Let’s talk about point item #3 for a second.
Holy
cow, thank goodness I was always too shy / too ugly / too socially
outcast to ever actually act on my desires in high school. My
goodness! Most of the guys that I had crushes on, I wouldn’t even
think twice about these days [not saying that they would ever look
twice at me, but if they did, I would totally [politely] reject them]
Gag. Gag gag. Gag.
Excuse
me. Anyhow, now that my stomach is emptied, let’s talk about why in
the world I might have found these guys attractive in the first place.
Was it my low self esteem? My inherent boy-craziness? My starvation of
attention from the opposite sex? [I was quite teh nerd]
I have no idea, but I’ll tell you one thing: I’m very very very glad my standards are so much higher these days. 
also…
Do you find that low-self esteem makes you do/feel things you wouldn’t normally do or feel?
So a lot of people are under the incorrect assumption that the ‘magic pills’ i wrote about in the last post had to do with illegal drugs. Let me assure you people that I’m not currently in the habit of doing anything of the sort.
No, the drug of choice for me right now is Lamictal , and what really freaks me out about it is that despite the fact that there aren’t as many side effects as my last medicine [Lithium] (which basically turned me into a zombie and made me constantly feel like I was going to throw up) … One of the majorly bummer side effects is death.
I mentioned something about this before, I know, but I kind of wanted to get this off my chest.
So I’m at the doctor and they’re like, obviously this lithium shit isn’t working for you. We’re going to give you this new special medicine that doesn’t have any side effects.
I’m like, great! give it to me now.
So the doctor’s like, awesome, I’ll give you a prescription for it rightanow. Oh yeah, by the way, there’s just one little thing — you have a chance of getting this rash [Stevens-Johnson
syndrome] that can kill you.
So i’m like, okay, so what’s the possibility of me dying?
“Ohh less than 0.1%”
What I didn’t know until after I read up on it was that the chances of getting the RASH is like, 1%.
Holy crap.
So basically I’m checkin my ass in the mirror every day these days.. and every time I get an itch I think “shit, i’m gonna die”.
Anyhow, all I’m saying is that these magic pills better be worth it in the end.
An amazing weekend
So awesome, I have barely any words
Sunday
best. bathrooms. ever.
awesome room. awesome view.
Monday
buffet round one.
buffet round two.
buffet round three.
k.o.
we didn’t know about this place until AFTER the buffet.
ahh, the longing.
we discovered something amazing…
a glass chocolate fountain. wow.
Life has been filled…
With a lot of fun things.
Even though
lately there have been a lot of shitty things going on with me that I
can’t help but focus on — I also have been surrounded by a lot of
great things.
Which, in truth, is what’s kept me going these past few weeks. One day at a time, right guys?
So
to start it all off, I got a new phone. This is like, the first
time in my life that I have a cool phone! It has bluetooth, too!
So I can now take pictures and upload them to my computer. Which
hopefully means more visuals.
This is what I got:
Pink!… And it looks like a camera!
…So i mistakely took this picture, but it came out kind of sex, so I decided to post it anyway.
So here’s what I’ve been up to:
You
might not know this but I’m like ms. suzy homemaker. I love to
bake and cook and sew and knit. The only thing i don’t do is
clean. Fuck that shit.
Incidentally, I bake well but I’m horrible at taking pictures
We
have a lot of adventures, but here’s one I have pictures of… We were
going to go out to BJ’s, a chain restaurant near me, but we saw this
place ‘OPAH’ next door. We went there instead. I had the
most awesome wasabi mashed potatoes ever.
My
dinner parties are still going on! Those of you who actually know
me are all still invited, just call to let me know you’re coming and so
that I can tell you the theme!
There’s a lot of things for me to be thankful for these days. One
of which is NOT MY HEALTH. I hate having a weak ass immune system.
At
least my friends are cool and play online videogames with me.
That way, I can hang out with them AND stay in at the same time!
Yay.
What do you focus on when life gets you down?
Today is random day:
I normally don’t point out when I’m on Xanga’s Featured Content, but I happened to drop by today and I found this pretty hilarious:
Somehow, by some sort of glitch, I’m #1 with 9 whole comments! WOWzers.
That’s impressive.
My luck is so good, I might just have to go to Vegas now.
Found this by way of LuPac
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