Monday April 25, 2005 at 11:36 am

April 25, 2005 at 6:36 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:


OH NO! This is the last one!!
I can’t believe this series is already almost over. It’s a
good thing though, no one ever wants to jump the shark, right?

Anyhow, I plan to get the final comic out within the next week or so… so don’t expect anything tomorrow or anything.

Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

The Secret Identity

Nerdy Computer Science Major College Student Blogger

It’s a big stretch, but I think I can do it.

Popular high school student.

Think Kimpossible.

Journalist

Journalists always seem to know how to get into the middle of the craziest situations.

A dude! + any of the above

Wouldn’t it be crazy if I transformed from a dude into a supercool girl
superhero?! It’d be just like Sailor Moon when the Sailor
Starlights came to town. CRAZY!

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Sunday April 24, 2005 at 03:53 pm

April 24, 2005 at 10:53 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:

Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

The results of all the polls will be a
secret until I’m done with Sidekick and Secret Identity. I want to
save the element of surprise for you guys for the final comic!

The Sidekick

SuperSuper CuteCute Animal-Chan — deranged.

Think Pikachu but more cute… and deranged.

Evil Vanquishing Team of other Supers

Justice League does it. Sailor Moon did it. I can do it.

LanMower Man

He takes care of the weed… er.. weeds! AND he has yellow underwear

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Saturday April 23, 2005 at 03:07 pm

April 23, 2005 at 10:07 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:


Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

As for the results of the last poll? =] It’s a secret…

Our Hero’s Clothes

Sailor Girl Costume

Come on, who didn’t love how cute Sailor Moon looked while vanquishing evil?

Tights/Underwear/Cape Costume

I think I’m more of a classic WonderWoman look than a Superman… But you get the idea.

S&M Costume

2 words: Sin City

Multiple Disguises

Anyone ever heard of Hime Chan no Ribbon? If not, think Mystique [x-men], but good, not evil.

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Friday April 22, 2005 at 03:52 pm

April 22, 2005 at 10:52 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:

In
the next few days I’m going to turn into a Superhero. Not in the
literal sense, but in a semi-literary sense. Meaning, I am
going to immortalize myself forever as a superhero in COMIC-STRIP FORM.

But in order to do that, I need the help of YOU
my audience to help me choose certain things. For example, what
my outfit should be, what superpower I should have, and of course, who
my sidekick should be.

THAT’S RIGHT! You
have the power to turn me into the next great comic-book hero.
Who knows? Maybe my web-comic will become so popular one day that
I’ll get a book deal… And when you see my comic in the comic book
store that you don’t frequent, you can say “I helped start that!”

I had a lot of ideas, but I’ve been able to narrow it down to these last 5 ideas:

Telepathy

Telepathy would be a cool power because then I would know what my enemies are thinking.

Telekinesis

This
is the power with which I think I could cause the most trouble
with. I mean, come on. It’s as Tenacious D said — MIND
BULLETS! — Well, at least mind-drivent plates, anyway.

Invisibility

Hahaha, just look at the picture. Enough said.

Flight

I
think it would be pretty cool to have the power of flight. I also
think it’d be pretty funny to have a superhero with the power of flight
that’s afraid of heights. =D

Boobies

I
figure that this is probably the biggest stretch for me out of all of
the superhero powers. After all, with the other superhero powers,
I don’t need to change my personality to be able to catch the bad
guys. With these, I’d have to learn how to be seductive.
WEIRD!

I
could open an automated poll, but what I really want are reasons why I
should choose one or the other. That is why I am weighting votes
with reasons [especially GOOD reasons] heavier than votes with single
words.

That means that this voting process is a little subjective — but, I really do want to know what the public believes.

I’ll be taking all the votes that come in within 24 hours of the original posting of this post.

Happy voting!

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Friday April 22, 2005 at 11:42 am

April 22, 2005 at 6:42 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:


Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.

-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below

-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

The results of all the polls will be a
secret until I’m done with Sidekick and Secret Identity. I want to
save the element of surprise for you guys for the final comic!

The Sidekick

SuperSuper CuteCute Animal-Chan — deranged.

Think Pikachu but more cute… and deranged.

Evil Vanquishing Team of other Supers

Justice League does it. Sailor Moon did it. I can do it.

LanMower Man

He takes care of the weed… er.. weeds! AND he has yellow underwear

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Thursday April 21, 2005 at 04:59 pm

April 21, 2005 at 11:59 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:


Brief Rundown:

-I’m going to write a comic strip about myself as a superhero.
-I need YOU to help me by voting on the choices below
-Votes with reasons will be weighted heavier

Sailor Girl Costume

Come on, who didn’t love how cute Sailor Moon looked while vanquishing evil?

Tights/Underwear/Cape Costume

I think I’m more of a classic WonderWoman look than a Superman… But you get the idea.

S&M Costume

2 words: Sin City

Multiple Disguises

Anyone ever heard of Hime Chan no Ribbon? If not, think Mystique [x-men], but good, not evil.

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Thursday April 21, 2005 at 04:14 pm

April 21, 2005 at 11:14 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Superhero Shi:

In the next few days I’m going to turn into a Superhero. Not in the literal sense, but in a semi-literary sense. Meaning, I am going to immortalize myself forever as a superhero in COMIC-STRIP FORM.

But in order to do that, I need the help of YOU my audience to help me choose certain things. For example, what my outfit should be, what superpower I should have, and of course, who my sidekick should be.

THAT’S RIGHT! You have the power to turn me into the next great comic-book hero. Who knows? Maybe my web-comic will become so popular one day that I’ll get a book deal… And when you see my comic in the comic book store that you don’t frequent, you can say “I helped start that!”

I had a lot of ideas, but I’ve been able to narrow it down to these last 5 ideas:

Telepathy

Telepathy would be a cool power because then I would know what my enemies are thinking.

Telekenisis

This is the power with which I think I could cause the most trouble with. I mean, come on. It’s as Tenacious D said — MIND BULLETS!

Invisibility

Hahaha, just look at the picture. Enough said.

Flight

I think it would be pretty cool to have the power of flight. I also think it’d be pretty funny to have a superhero with the power of flight that’s afraid of heights. =D

Boobies

I figure that this is probably the biggest stretch for me out of all of the superhero powers. After all, with the other superhero powers, I don’t need to change my personality to be able to catch the bad guys. With these, I’d have to learn how to be seductive. WEIRD!

I could open an automated poll, but what I really want are reasons why I should choose one or the other. That is why I am weighting votes with reasons [especially GOOD reasons] heavier than votes with single words.

That means that this voting process is a little subjective — but, I really do want to know what the public believes.

I’ll be taking all the votes that come in within 24 hours of the original posting of this post.

Happy voting!

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Friday April 1, 2005 at 01:15 pm

April 1, 2005 at 9:15 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Boys are an addictive drug
They should be illegal and this is why:

Observations of a pimp. madpimp.com/shi

1. They make you nervous: I get nervous talking to boys I like. Figuring out details of a date are the same as a drug deal – when where how — the only thing missing is how much $.

2. They cause cottonmouth, confusion, light-headedness, unceasing laughter, and euphoria: Common symptoms of drugs!

3. You’ll do anything to get them in you: hehe…hehe…

4. You get frustrated when they’re not around: “Man, this activity would be so much better if we were on ___!” … “Man, this activity would be so much better if ___ were here!”

5. Even after you stop doing them, you keep thinking about them from time to time: …At least, I do.

6. They make you go crazy!

Can you think of any other similarities?

NOTE: This post is not directed towards anybody in particular. It was just a general observation on my part.

guys are like drugs because once you first do them you can’t stop. unless they’re bad, in which case you bad mouth them to all your friends so that they wont try them Posted 4/1/2005 at 4:26 PM by Tsunaki36 – delete – block user

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Friday March 25, 2005 at 11:20 am

March 25, 2005 at 7:20 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

My obscene sense of humor

Everyone that knows me in real life (and even some that know me online) know that I have a penchant for the obscene and the corny. I enjoy the shocked and bemused looks of people looking on while I do my thing.

The humor I have the most fun with is physical humor — things that don’t need any words to describe, as you guys have seen demonstrated in pictures like the ones below:

However, my love for the obscene and corny doesn’t really stop at the physical. I like to use the power of words as well. Here are some other examples of what you might experience if you ever end up sitting next to me at a table.

The Obscene

1. Racist/Sexist Jokes

I LOVE telling racist and sexist jokes. The number one type of joke that I like to tell are jokes that are derogatory towards women. I’ve mentioned before that I’m probably an enemy to all women. This is one of the reasons why. If I can get away with it, I’ll tell it.

Classic Women Jokes:

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don’t know… What was she doing out of the kitchen?!

Q: Why don’t women need watches?
A: Cuz there’s a clock on the STOVE!

Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. She should be able to cook in the DARK!

My favorite racial joke:

Q: What happens if a Chinese person has a baby with a Mexican person?
A: SOYBEANS!

2. Sexual Innuendo

This is probably fairly apparent already if you read my blog a lot.. But I enjoy wording things in ways that make them sound dirty. It’s interesting, because I’ve discovered throughout my years that it’s never WHAT you say,it’s HOW you say it that makes it dirty.

The Corny

1. Puns & One liners

Beyond just shocking people, I also like to say things that just make people groan. Most of it is totally on a spontaneous basis… but a lot of the things that come out of my mouth tend to be one-liners. It’s really something you have to experience to understand. One of the people I like playing the one-liner game with the most is Brent. He has wit faster than any one I know.

Classic One-Liners + Corny Jokes

You’re like McDonalds — Over 1 billion SERVED!
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef!

Q: What do you call a cow with NO legs?
A: Ground beef!

Q: What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
A: COWculus!

Q: What does a cow do on a friday night?
A: He goes to the MOOOVIES!

Q: What does an unpopular cow do on a friday night?
A: He sits on the COWCH!

Finis

In the end, I leave you with these pictures:

Lucky for me, I know some people who share a lot of the same kind of humor I do. I would have no friends, otherwise, i think. They’d all be scared off from the humping.

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Thursday March 24, 2005 at 02:40 pm

March 24, 2005 at 10:40 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

Full House

So, today I was at home and watching daytime TV. I happened across the beginning of FUll House and was like, “eh, there’s nothing better on”. So I watched it. The beginning started out happy with a visit from “Papouli” their fun, boisterous grandfather.

Everyone has fun with him everyone loves him. There’s a great scene where Michelle (Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen) hugs him and says “I love you Papouli”. The scene then fades, and sad music plays and the front of the house is shown. Then it shows the family sitting around the table in quiet and somber. Papouli has died in his sleep.

Michelle learns a lesson

The rest of the show consists of the family dealing with the sadness of death in their own ways, and Michelle learning the important lesson of being truthful to her feelings.

I know it sounds like the normal cheesy Full house episode… but for some reason while watching this damned episode I was fucking BAWLING. I apologize to Vinh and Megan for being a complete blubbering idiot every time the commercials were over as I was talking to them online.

Seriously, BAWLING. I have no idea what is wrong with me. I very rarely cry when I watch sad movies… or even this weekend at Convention when it was my last Convention and everyone was crying… But for some reason this damned show was making me hold back sobs.

Do you ever cry for no reason? Or for an insignificant reason?

I’m so weepy today, don’t know why.

Kim’s humbling

…. On a different note… Today I got PWNED like no other. You can read all about it HERE at Lan’s website. He claims that it’s revenge for what Patrick and I did to him in DECEMBER.

What happened to me

Lan describes what Patrick and I did as a hijacking — but I consider it a scheme of intricate genius… The story has never been written, so now seems like an appropriate time.

Patrick had a sudden vision and wrote about it in his blog:

Patrick Writes:

Click for entry

Patrick and I comment using Lan’s account:

(we accomplished this by locking Lan out of his apartment while he was doing laundry)

damn, youre right! I am going to post about this in my xanga right away Posted 12/5/2004 at 11:58 PM by Sup007

Patrick and I post onto Lan‘s Xanga

Click for post

“Just to let you all know Patrick & Kim hijacked my computer last night and I will get them back when they least expect it…..and everyone will know about it.”

I just have one thing to say to you: WATCH YOUR ASS!!…because…

I will be avenged!

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