So I was thinking about it, and I realize that I actually have a personal rating system. Similar to the fuali tests, I, too test people and put them into categories. Heh. 99% Kim compatible.
The weird thing is, I really don’t like people who are like me. Overly loud, obnoxious, pretensious, angry people. I remember way back in the day, I made a list of what each of my rankings meant.. A lot of it has changed now, though… So let me give you the run-down.
Fuckability factor:
+3 if you have a talent
+1 if you have a blog / webcam
+1 if you smell good
-5 for low intelligence
-10 if you don’t shower
1. Ugly / Fugly / Ew : Not with a 10 foot pole. Fuckability factor = 0.
2. Eh. : Nothing special. Fuckability factor = 0
3. Hmmm : Something catches my eye. Maybe nice hair. Maybe cute face. Maybe a really nice body. Maybe is really smart. Fuckability factor = 2
4. MmMm : Someone who makes me think “Yum”. Fuckability factor = 4
5. HO DAYuM : Fuuuck, somebody hold me down! He’s so fucking hot! Fuckability factor= 5
Incidentally, I started a Wishlist. :P.
P.S. 10 would be what this whole scale is out of… in case you didnt figre it out yet. HohOhO.
