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Saturday February 19, 2005 at 12:03 pm

My Apartment
The best apartment ever. Really.

Since so many of you are from far, far, distant places, I thought it might be cool to show you how I live out here in Orange County. Trust me… This ain’t the OC that you see on TV

Welcome to my apartment.

As you walk in, take a look around — our apartment has plenty of interesting sights to see. Note our indoor pool, indoor lawn, and indoor cardboard cutouts who squat in our apartment.


My Apartment-mates

Take off your shoes

James Dean says, “Damn these bitches got a lot of shoes!”

Marilyn likes the pantry

We tend to find Marilyn in the pantry as often as not. Other times she’s in the bathroom. We’re concerned because we think she might be bulimic.

Elvis is a whore

It’s nice to come home and have a boy waiting for you in your bed. . . He gets around in our apartment, though.


Poolside fun

Being a computer science major, I don’t really get to go out that often. However, our apartment does have wireless internet and I do have a laptop, so I tend to wander around the apartment quite a bit… So between my roommate and I, we’ve been able to simulate the outdoors with an indoor pool and grass.

Simulating the outdoors

Odie knows what’s up.

Watching TV

The pool is a great place to sit to watch television with a close friend.

Drinking alone

I’ve been known to down a little alky to relax after a long day.


My best friend, Odie
Poolside conversations


I enjoy partaking in stimulating conversation with Odie.


But.. Sometimes we disagree…


A lot..


Don’t tell my roommates.


Shoutout to knitting

I can’t write a post about my apartment without giving a shoutout to knitting. For the past two years, 3/4 of the people living in our apt have been knitters and it is good. This is the picture of a beureau that we have in our living room — it hold all of our yarn. You heard it. We have drawers specifically for crafts. We’re so awesome. :)

Take off your shoes

In conclusion: I love you my apartment!!! That means YOU, Steph, Megs, Ivy, and formerly Jennifer and Loraine!! You guys rock!


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Kim
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lumpiablog said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

youre such a cool cat. james dean and marilyn monroe would never go to MY house.

honeynutmeg said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

…does this mean random comments are soon to come?!i luff our apartment

xgdawg007x said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

does marilyn, elvis, and odie get it on when everyone else is gone?

riceboyx4u said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:10 pm

your apartment is nice and quaint. party at kim’s place this weekend! =D

epS said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:13 pm

nice apartment lol.

c0rkie said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

you are so funny. and what is up with all the cut outs? you all gots TONS OF SHOES!i’d like to take up knitting. or maybe sewing… hmmm…ps. yes i was the one who commented on the link you posted up a few entries back :) i like! :)

Choiiiiii said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:24 pm

very nice pool.

brokeni_nnocencex said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:25 pm

haha your wierdd liike me. but cool =)
my questiong: why do you have carboard cuttouts in your appartment?

drewpy27 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:26 pm

wow, can I move in?

blankiethief said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:26 pm

You guys seriously got everything in there. Hot dude, hot lady, shoes galore, the aforementioned pool and grass, BEER, well-stocked pantry, intellectual AND artistic stimulation — I’m in envy! All we’ve got in our appartment is tons of porn….. hm, well, okay maybe not that envious. heh.

epS said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

the rest says “i just want to forget about it/everything and just smoke, with a bottle of red wine, naturally.”

HurleyGuy751 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:32 pm

i love the indoor pool, must be really nice on rainy days lol

Leah_Sugar said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:33 pm

hehe… how can u stand the shoes in a pile? i would completely GO CRAZY.. haha, that’s just me, apart from that, eveything’s cozy .. :D

aznbro85 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

YOU KILLED ODIE?!?!? @_@
nice apartment you got there kim.  And in my opinion, your apartment is better then everything on the OC.. ^_^
thats a great concept…sitting by the poolside while drinkin and watching tv..

FeelsLikeDestiny said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

I love your site and your pictures :)

markykos said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:39 pm

awesome apartment…i just moved into a new house, but I don’t have celebrities hangin at mine(especially dead ones..thats just amazing).  oh and dont take any shit from Odie…you tell him how it is in your apartment

Sup007 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

screw seeing naked kim in the pool we want more odie

TenThousandPoetWarriors said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

cool pad.is that bambi or rudolph on marilyn’s dress?

estoychino said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:45 pm

ehh lol..nice ‘apartment’ ..cleaner then my house

Tinatamad2001 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 12:55 pm

Let’s see.. 1, 2 ,4, 8, 12, blah, you do have alot of shoes!.. Lucky Odie!.. Until the last pic, that is..

Diahrea_and_Bloating said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:03 pm

man i hope my apartment will be half as cool…

xx_mOnNiiE_xx said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:15 pm

animal abuser! i should report you.
 =)
i wanna live in your apartment! and i wonder, do you have such stimulating conversations and/or disagreements with james dean, elvis, and marilyn monroe as you do with odie?

jESSICUHHHHHH said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:24 pm

eh? haha.. paper doll?

Steveyo5 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:30 pm

oh wow nice apartmen… and nice fics :P… go kill that odi

jESSICUHHHHHH said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

oh you made that x]] hahahaha. your pix are so randomm

Azian_Chink said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:48 pm

wat do u want from me?

racheek said,

February 19, 2005 @ 1:54 pm

cutouts!!! why didnt i think of that
im ordering a johnny depp cardboard cutout on ebay as i speak.

SupraS15 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:01 pm

I agree with what Mr. Dean said about your shoe collection but I dont think I would’ve used the word, “bitches”.  haha.  Oh yeah… I’m not sure if I commented on your last post or not but I don’t think I did… cuz I was really trying to think of something good to write but… it didn’t quite get done I suppose.  =/  But anyway, I guess I would have said something like… “Don’t feel so bad and… some other stuff.”  except it would have been a lot prettier and sounded a lot better.  Well, sorry.  =/  Maybe next time… haha.

Ignito said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:02 pm

Love your pool and lawn, you should hold polo competitions. :)

neb001 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:08 pm

now that’s an apartment that’s been proplerly lived in! Impressive amount of shoes ya’ll have there btw

Jung_Woo said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:13 pm

I wish my pool was that big.

whonose said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:19 pm

when can I move in?

gotlighters said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:34 pm

oh wow, you’re really pretty… my valentines day sucked… nothing happened. and yourself? had a date w/ one of those stuffed animals? haha jp

Azian_Chink said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:37 pm

Hey Bitch! shut your fucken face! FUCK OFFFF!
Love ya……….bYe…

PURExEMOTiONS said,

February 19, 2005 @ 2:53 pm

Awesome pictures. xDSo random. O__OAnd your layout it amazing. xDYou are really pretty. :]Random props. :DEmily

FireStarter1247 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 3:08 pm

No problem, I like your paper doll it’s reall cool-later

KingAmongDorks said,

February 19, 2005 @ 3:21 pm

Nice pool ya got there. Maybe we can party together someday.

Rock on.

I think The OC forgot the Asians. Anyone remember a city called Cerritos?

faded_memoriesz said,

February 19, 2005 @ 3:33 pm

i luv your web page! good job on it! =D

NoOdL3_bOy said,

February 19, 2005 @ 4:16 pm

Nice appartment….you knitting freaks. ^_^

ilnevaeh_sleeper said,

February 19, 2005 @ 4:48 pm

cool thing you did with your apt.!  love the pictures…very funny too

O_2627 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

oh no…odie…

aHARDCORESTUDyer said,

February 19, 2005 @ 4:55 pm

that is a sweet apartment. and wow i didnt know u did computer science. u must be a genius =)

kimchixoxoluber said,

February 19, 2005 @ 5:08 pm

hey random props!! awesome pictures!! :)

KAiRiKAiRiKAiRi said,

February 19, 2005 @ 5:25 pm

shi 6:05 PMlost_blogs 6:05 PMLayDee_L 8:26 PMNaNii_StAy_F0CUSED 10:02 PMBranna 7:48 PMmore featured contentCongratulations and iii lurve your xanga ! `=]

kayisabubblebootay said,

February 19, 2005 @ 5:48 pm

i wish i lived in an apartment. i live in a three bedroom house with 8 other people :-/

softballshrimp09 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 5:57 pm

random props.nice site.nice apartment.but i think i would rather live in the places you see on the oc..they are pretty nice after all:-Pk bye{v}

stupidcrazy said,

February 19, 2005 @ 6:33 pm

Hey Kim, I see u and Odie has quite a love-hate relationship going. Just out curiosity is Odie a FTF? I mean he does look pretty cute after a tossing back a few… As far as shoe I got u beat i think I got over 80 pairs of shoes and sneakers….

Jx2_66 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 6:45 pm

heehee… your apartment is cool! can i chill at yer place! :-P

SeDuCiNgYoOhBoO said,

February 19, 2005 @ 6:46 pm

thanks for the comment. your page looks super awesome and very interesting. lol i wish i had my own apt. lol i dont think girls can have enough shoes. lol

inkhelm said,

February 19, 2005 @ 6:57 pm

hahaha i love your entries :P

hugscookies83 said,

February 19, 2005 @ 6:59 pm

What a cool apartment..we sure would love to have Maryline and Elvis and Odie as our roommates..hehehe..
~Chris & Tika~

Ninja_brodie said,

February 19, 2005 @ 7:15 pm

I wish that I had an apartment… :(  I need to move outta my house… it sux living here….  but yeah…..if those are all your shoes… sheesh… you have a ton of shoes… I only have like two pairs…. anyways…. I’m just rambling here… yeppers….
till next time….
toodles!

japzkyootipie said,

February 19, 2005 @ 7:16 pm

loOOOoove your site!

lumpiablog said,

February 19, 2005 @ 7:39 pm

i just startedreading the porn blog. HILARIOUS.

AqUaBoOgIeCaFe said,

February 19, 2005 @ 7:56 pm

..do i need to take off my shoes off when i enter the apartment…i’m scared…i see people have entered and left their shoes…and have never left with them…you’re not burying body’s out back are you?…only in the O.C….

PeterMC said,

February 19, 2005 @ 7:57 pm

Lol, nice crib, better then any place around where I live. I want to give you two eprops but i also want to be the 100th, so i will just give you three

PeterMC said,

February 19, 2005 @ 7:58 pm

ok, well now that the last one made me the 100th eprop, here are two more, since i have so many to spare

HotterBoy said,

February 19, 2005 @ 8:44 pm

kim, the shots with the pool…*tingly* you are adorable.

piggydc said,

February 19, 2005 @ 8:47 pm

i luv the pix with Odie! =)

acchan_the_turtle said,

February 19, 2005 @ 9:15 pm

ahahhaa why do u have a pool in your apartment hahahai think thats so funny(^_^)luv this post it made me laugh(^_^)

Sandsid said,

February 19, 2005 @ 9:15 pm

You are sooo funny! hahaha…

janglee said,

February 19, 2005 @ 9:19 pm

nice place. the snoopy thing is cute

Child_of_the_Dark said,

February 19, 2005 @ 9:45 pm

I just finished reading all of the Porn Clerk. Truly fuckin’ fantastic. It’s one of the most consistently good blogs I’ve ever read.

irrelevant_apple said,

February 19, 2005 @ 9:54 pm

holy shit fukn crazy shit. how dare you do that to odi!! thanks for propping i am forever blessed haha

bjtdevera said,

February 19, 2005 @ 9:54 pm

you forgot to point out the drawers that Brent broke. Stupid Brent.

Neojin said,

February 19, 2005 @ 10:11 pm

One day… Odie is gonna snap… and you’re gonna be in trouble!
The pr0n clerk stories are funny! Well, in a “damn, what a poor sob” kinda way. Mr. Creaky gotta stop watching hentai. :b A long time ago, my friend handed me one called Crying Freeman. It was pretty disturbing, with triple dick’d demons n shit. I wonder what goes through the minds of the creators… hum!

ZESDAGEN said,

February 19, 2005 @ 10:18 pm

..and this concludes the topic on “depression.” Just kidding.

Ah_Cheng said,

February 19, 2005 @ 10:53 pm

heh, u are so cute.. i would like to have those cut-outs in my apt. so jealous..hehe

SaikoHapa said,

February 19, 2005 @ 11:08 pm

holy crap…i don’t think i’ve ever seen so many shoes in one apt in my life ;=P
and i like the way those famous cutouts decorated your pad…its like a damn spa in there ;=X

CivicRacr said,

February 20, 2005 @ 12:18 am

haha…damn thoes squaters, that round green mat looks like where your superbowl took place…
poor odie…=\ he didnt have to go that way, and so young too…

iMiTaTioN_iz_SuiCiDe said,

February 20, 2005 @ 12:47 am

LMAO at your apartment, it looks like a blast…. iono bout that lil pitiful “grass” beside the indoor pool, hahaha, just a lil much for me…. and ODIE, and yall’s misunderstandings…?! hmmmm, how bout i jus pray for both of yall, lol… whooo, i tell ya, soooo nice to have u back on xanga, haha…
lata

rda2891 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 2:36 am

Random props to a sweet pad and beautiful girl. message me sometime

PoemsAboutYou said,

February 20, 2005 @ 3:25 am

I’m impressed.
An indoor pool,
Indoor lawn,
Elvis whore,
Bulimic Marilyn,
A talking James Dean,
Wow,
Sounds fun.
You’ll definatley have interesting parties.
Especially with the disagreements,
With the stuffed animal roomate.
Yeah,
You’re lucky.
Even if all of those things are fake/cardboard.
Yeah,
You’re lucky it’s a stuffed animal for the dog,
No stains on the carpet,
And the police will never know if the dogs alive,
Or dead,
After you’re ‘disagreements.’
Can I come over,
I like killing stuffed dogs,
But watch Elvis turn it into something dirty.
/./././././././././././././././././.

Blue_Ginger said,

February 20, 2005 @ 4:17 am

i like your indoor pool.

insertusername said,

February 20, 2005 @ 4:21 am

Lovely apartment you have there, with the indoor pool and lawn. Maybe I can get paid to clean your pool and mow your lawn someday, unless James Dean and Elvis does it for you already…

ScorpionByBirth said,

February 20, 2005 @ 4:25 am

Deng, girl!!!  Famous celebrities in your place?  My Mickey and Minnie is shit compare to yours.  :-(  Hey? what happen to the middle craft drawer?  You gave me a whole new definition of indoor pool.  :-)  Thanks for sharing your cribs with us.  One question though, when you and Odie disagree, who usually win?  Umm, I wonder.  Can I stay with you if and when I go to CA?  lol  Take care, Kim.

thefrenchkick said,

February 20, 2005 @ 5:41 am

you have the coolest xanga ever. seriously.

ammoman said,

February 20, 2005 @ 6:01 am

Yes Sweetheart…premature ejaculation might be a problem for new relationships. read it again. hehe :-)

HotterBoy said,

February 20, 2005 @ 6:02 am

I had to come back to look at those photos of you…I vote for more pics of you with less clothing. In an artistic context of course.lol(I have a cutout of young Marlon Brando at my parents home in the pool room.)

cheese2006 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 6:19 am

i’m so in love with your site!! all the pics are amazing! :-)

rubberduckiesandcheese said,

February 20, 2005 @ 8:07 am

that first entry in that blog is just depressing. i like your apartment! where do you get your site hosted? i need a new host. or more bandwith.

IAmAphroditeDude said,

February 20, 2005 @ 9:17 am

I love the apartment. The pool, the odie, the knitting.Its soooo….rocking fine.I also liked your artwork. That is something I wish I could do. Alas, I have no talent.

TurkShady said,

February 20, 2005 @ 9:45 am

You are weird.

luvlyangel_06 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 9:56 am

whoa nice place and you have my girl marilyn living with ya …lol

lokei81 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 10:18 am

Nice apartment…I wish I had an indoor swimming pool so I can drink alone too. Wait..I do that already. Haha.

SailorJerry said,

February 20, 2005 @ 11:00 am

wow … that was actually pretty damn creative I really like the cutouts their cool and I also enjoyed the use of stuffed animals and pool toys so all in all 2 thumbs way up. Anyway I like your profile pic and as usual your site’s a lot of fun keep up the off the wall style it works for ya

laid_backz said,

February 20, 2005 @ 11:30 am

fuckin lucky ass odie…i m commin to stay at your fabolous apt when i come visit cali aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitee? hahaha ~~~~~~

ohn0itsnate said,

February 20, 2005 @ 12:20 pm

Why your apartment rules, james dean cut out. And the indoor pool!!! Heh, I wish mine was that stimulationg.

gigglegirl1207 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

What a fun apartment…the cardboard cutouts are so fun…how on earth did you come to posess those?….lol…I want one. :)

i_love_justin_mcdonald_4_eva said,

February 20, 2005 @ 1:07 pm

blah lol

trip_through_my_wires said,

February 20, 2005 @ 1:24 pm

sounds very cool. i’m jealous. i need my own place. i’ve created my own tiki lounge in the den where i sleep. very nice site too. take care.

laydee_dimples said,

February 20, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

awesome apartment!

rain74 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 2:28 pm

I guess the mud wrestling sequence is part of the protected post, right?

momo1227 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 3:06 pm

nice….lol….won’t tell ur roomate

fuhrer_dreams said,

February 20, 2005 @ 3:20 pm

YEY. I love those cutout people.
That pool thing seems extreemely useless, but…
-random person

Night_Chills said,

February 20, 2005 @ 3:27 pm

Yeah Computer Science!!!  Anyways, my apartment has pizza sauce splattered all over the ceiling from my roommates fighting/arguing last night, all because the one paid $5 to a naked drunk guy to go into the others room while he was with his girlfriend…needless to say chairs and lamps were thrown

library_chica said,

February 20, 2005 @ 4:13 pm

Random props, nice xanga!

gamephreak said,

February 20, 2005 @ 4:18 pm

Thanx for the laugh today…
Really like your sense of humor…
Random Propz

starlanceleo said,

February 20, 2005 @ 5:24 pm

Hahaha ODIE got his come-uppance. You take place for Garfield for him so its all cool.

Zot22 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 6:39 pm

i love our apartment…yay I love Kim too…that’s my pantry that I pig out in, yo!!!

x_sexycouture_x said,

February 20, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

wow!! nice apartment.

SlIpKnOtRoX123 said,

February 20, 2005 @ 7:16 pm

nice site i like the skin you got lol and yea im bored!
Tyler

xl3_Kiss_The_Blade_xXx said,

February 20, 2005 @ 7:26 pm

Haha funny, what an inspiring story. I only hope that when I have an apartment to follow and your footsteps and have one as cool as yours. Witch I doubt will happen.
:[

mrxwill said,

February 20, 2005 @ 9:45 pm

Holy shit, that’s alot of shoes. I also love my apartment, I wish I never move out. Because moving take alot of energy (time and money too!).

Kimberly_Tia said,

February 20, 2005 @ 10:52 pm

Girl — since becoming a subscriber, this by far has been one of the funnest, and most visually entertaining posts I’ve seen…. ahhaha — keep up the excellent content girl! =]

kachingey said,

February 21, 2005 @ 5:57 am

nice xanguh!!!! nice apartment tooh!*random propz* im kaching from NYC, im 11 turnin 12 in march!!! YAY FOR ME!!
lol, hit me baq!

PrOuDeRicKa said,

February 21, 2005 @ 6:03 am

lmao you and odie disagree? those pix r pimp..laterz kool site

Jeffreyli7 said,

February 21, 2005 @ 7:19 am

OMG… i have to worst apartment ever!! and i just got a “go fuck off and look for somewhere else to live” by my estate agents at the new apartment…

EludedOne said,

February 21, 2005 @ 7:48 am

Hey just to let you know a while back I mentioned your madpimp site on one of my entries and told people to check it out hope you don’t mind. Well ttyl!~Hilleree

Cotton_xx_Candy said,

February 21, 2005 @ 9:21 am

hahah loved the pics.. made ma laugh =)Rettah

JooDeLiCiouz said,

February 21, 2005 @ 9:37 am

absolutely hilarious pictures… i love it! =)

CLaYzMoMMa said,

February 21, 2005 @ 9:59 am

Random propz. I love your apartment….it makes me smile…love this blog…lol

valster3 said,

February 21, 2005 @ 11:54 am

the pool pics are funny :-D

Antonio said,

February 28, 2007 @ 10:09 pm

Very nice site! Good work.

Phentermine said,

March 9, 2007 @ 11:32 am

Nice design, good graphical content. I think I’ll come back later again;)

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