pre-emptive drunkenness from shi.
Okay, so it’s a given that I’m going to get drunk tonight… so I’m
going to save myself from embarrassment and write my drunken entry now:
WOoOOoo tyeaaah bitchees!!! fuck you motherFUckerrsw!!! imfuckng drzzunkk BITCh!
Thank you.
Have a good day and get fucking drunk with me tonight.