Dude, your MOM commented me.

I didn’t realize I was a Xanga babysitter!

For those of you who don’t know, a couple days ago I wrote this entry about how if you search for the words “drunk naked girl” you find my pictures on google.

Amusingly enough, I’m neither drunk nor naked in any of the pictures.

Anyhow, that’s besides the point. The point is that I received this rather disturbing comment:

Of course, I immediately click to this “josh the skater”‘s site..
It’s too intriguing not to. Surely enough, I see this:

He was born in 1991. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, this
xanga account belongs to a 14 year old…… WHICH MEANS — more likely
than not, josh’s mom was the one commenting on my site. [Oh shit!]

So, I commented back with this:

However, I still have a couple more things to say to Josh’s mom:

1. Please learn how to spell. If you really want me or even your children to respect
   you, you have to be smarter than them. — As Ross says: y o u ‘ r e is “you are”. y o u r is
   “your”.
2. Learn how to read. I’ve never admitted proudly to being a drunk or a slut anywhere on this site.
3. I am not your son’s babysitter. Where he goes on the ‘net on his own time is NOT my prerogative.
4. I’m here to entertain, and if your son happens to think I’m
   interesting then so be it. There’s a lot worse shit out on the
   internet that he can be looking at than my site.
5. Why are you pissed off at me, when it’s your son who’s looking at my
   stuff? He’s the one voluntarily looking at my page — I never
   singled him out and said “LOOK AT MY PAGE LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD”. In
   fact, as a new viewer here, I guess you didn’t notice, but I actually
   dislike it when little kids come to my site.

Thank you Josh’s mom, and have a nice day.

What’s the kooky embarassing things do your parents do?

My
awesome friend BRENT drew this awesome banner of me and didn’t even
tell me about it! Please tell BRENT how fucking cool he is! What I’m holding is a turkey leg. I
LOVE TURKEY LEGS! Anyone who’s been to Disneyland with me can attest to
that. Man, this picture is so realistic, I can’t get over it. BRENT BRENT BRENT

BRENT ! BRENT BRENT BRENT
BRENT BRENT BRENT
BRENT BRENT BREEEEEEENT

BRENT! BRENT BRENT BRENT
BRENT BRENT BRENT
BRENT BRENT BREEEEENT

….
BRENT