Lesson 1: I suck at paintballing
Lesson 2: I bruise easily
Lesson 3: I REALLY SUCK at paintballing.
Sunday August 27, 2006 at 11:24 am
FatalAce said,
haha wow those are big bruises.
Jx2_66 said,
youch… good gawd… oh i remember that pain.
cutsiepie55 said,
holy crap. I’ve never been paintballing before, and your pics aren’t very…encouraging. :O
CaKaLusa said,
PEW PEW PEW
lovepirate said,
ok, so you do realize that “paintballing” includes the use of “paintballs,” not “rocks,” right?Seriously, geez…. how close were you to the barrel when you got shot? No sort of “mercy rule” or anything.I guess you must have been going against some people with their velocities set waaaaaay too high! :-(Hope everything heals quickly and (relatively) painlessly.
radjbo said,
lol. my bro used to go all the time, and he would come home with these fat bruises. i think it’d be fun, but i’d be such a wimp at it or i’d go crazy and want to shoot everyone. 
dehzep said,
bruiseball’n
BaByXtCoOkiE said,
holy shit that looks painful. I bruise like a peach, too. Paintballing is painful but it sure is fun!
VortexInfinitum said,
i heard some assholes like to freeze their paintballs overnight to use mercilessly on innocent paintballers. i’ve gone before, and luckily, i came back with just one bruise. what’s worse was the fact that some kid managed to get me in the mouth of the helmet, and teh paint went through into my mouth. not the best experiencefeel better
Trinity86 said,
owwwww!
mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE said,
That’s not very inspirational….it SEEMS like a lot of fun, and I know some guys who do it frequently. Those bruises look less fun and more painful, though.
gechalx said,
bang bang bang.. lol so you didn’t have any fun at all?
kyleeuin said,
Haha That was funny. For real
Ssweet_dreemzZ said,
Ouch.
Zot22 said,
those bruises look like nipples! hope you feel better. =)
simplyxmoi said,
eeeek.
Tinatamad2001 said,
Those must hurt..
Hmm, those seem to be all under the belt shots.. Where they aiming for your, umm, eh, kneecaps?..
mybelle21 said,
yikes. that’s how i probably would have looked too if i went with you guys. take care.
NoBackstreetboys said,
I thought those were pictures of nipples…
VudooSoul said,
HAHA. man those first few pictures totally looked like nipples for a second.
bjtdevera said,
stupid camouflage guy.
Korepsych said,
don’t ever paint ball again. Or get a lot better
frshsqzedoj said,
were you butt naked when you were playing? hahah, i don’t remember my welts beeing that bad, i guess you do bruise easily which means you won’t make a very good house wife
c_est_la_vie_mon_amie said,
Would you like me to kiss it and make it feel better? But damn, those are some nasty bruises! I guess you weren’t kidding when you said, you suck. I suggest full body armor next time. 
nofa1r said,
paintballing is so fun though!!! it’ll go away in a week or so. feel better.
bonnerx said,
dammnnn…well i guess you should work more on hiding, moving and working in/with teams more.
Sorry the “army sergent” comming out of me
kphehe said,
haha those welts will be there for a while, but that’s the fun of paintballing!
NarcolepticNinja said,
did you wear loose clothing? and cover up… damn, I’ve only been a couple of times, but I never got any bruises like that.
Izzy_Caraway said,
I got shoot in the face, trust me it does hurt.
crystalt728 said,
Ouchie!!!! That looked really painful. Next time (if there is one LOL) wear some padding. Did you at least have fun??
DigitalWahjai said,
ouch those look painful, should have got someone to cover for you, while you shot :-p
VersaceDnG said,
Those are not really that bad, but for a girl that is pretty kick ass that you would even go!
irenaeusanthony said,
those look like medical journal pictures of skin diseases.
sizzl said,
Crap. That must’ve hurt really badly.I still wanna go for my birthday. >
muek said,
At least U can say you have tried it
mark_1Cob said,
ok….you always play with a partner or a group of people and pair into twos so you have more then one line of sight and move in sequence…just watch all the war movies..Acctually the reason I know this. We did this for my bachlor party and “Arcane67″ was on the other team and I being an unexperienced paintball player..he shot me in the head..right between the eyes…ugh…
whonose said,
Heya! Are you going to run the Mr Xanga award this year?
whonose said,
Well Roy has kindly asked if I took the reigns of the Ms Xanga award, so if you’re still willing to do the Mr Xanga award then let’s go!
What is your email again? Send me a quick mail at whonose@gmail.com
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