I know it’s wrong to make fun of young people
… but I totally can’t help it.
They make it way too easy
Okay, okay, you guys always give me a hard time for picking on chicks that are in the 13-16 range… But I swear to you, anyone who is old enough to willingly post a picture of themselves in a thong on the internet is old enough to be made fun of by me.
So honestly, I have very little to say about this girl, other than the fact that I ran into her site through Featured Content and that it appears that she speaks english, but in a completely foreign way… and yes, it makes me laugh.
Exerpt:
BABY I MISH YU
ITEEE SO YESTADAII WAS MCLANCY DANCE.. HAD MAD FUN.. ESPECIALLY CUZ I WUSS WIT MA NIKKUHS.. I YUSS..LOL ND NINA ND ME MET OUR GOAL.. YEY US!! LOL I DIDNT THINK WE COULD DO IT BUH WE DID… EXCEPT WE FORGOT TO BRING MAD SHIT WIT US… … ITE SO MAD BORED MENG.. ND MAD HW DAT AINT GON GET DUN.. SOUND GOOD RYHH? WONDA WA IAMMA GO ROLL OFF ND DO TODAII… IF NETHIN…
And the inevitable question:
Do you think people who write like this really can’t write/spell and are trying to cover up their lack of intelligence by writing shit incorrectly “on purpose”… OR do you think that it’s possible that people who write like this instinctively have a higher sense of the English language than the rest of us?
I mean, that would explain why it makes me so tired when I try to ‘riTe lyke a teeniE boPPer’.