Why can’t bitches hold their liquor?
…Or why do bitches pretend they can’t?
Ok — so I don’t know if this happens with you guys, but aside from the
select few girls I know and voluntarily hang out with [alumni k,
bitches!] there are certain things that always happen when I go to a
party with other girls. Actually, no. There is one thing
that happens.
Drama.
That’s right. Why do bitches cause drama when they’re
intoxicated? It’s like part of “the plan” or some shit like
that. OK, I have to admit, I did my share of that shit when
I was like 18 and first started drinking — but bitches who are years
veteran drinkers should be smart enough to at least hold their yap shut
while they’re wasted.
But they don’t.
Among the Drama-causing types… Here are my top 3 worst drunk drama-causing bitches:
The secret telling bitch
It almost never fails. There’s the bitch who goes around and
whispers “secrets” to you. The bitch who shouts them out loud…
And the most insidious of them all, the bitch who acts super nice to
you — you know she’s whispering or yelling shit behind your back..
The CRYING bitch
That’s right ladies and gentlemen. There’s always someone who
can’t control their liquor and starts crying all over the fucking place
[and subsequently in a corner]. What the fuck is that
shit? Okay, so I admit, I’ve gotten a little weepy while drunk once or twice — but once was the day after I saw Lan’s head cracked open on the asphault and the other time was the week after I had broken up with my boyfriend of 2.5 years.
Did you know, there are some girls that cry EVERY time they drink?
WHY DRINK, BITCH, WHY? You already know that you’re going to kill
everyone’s high if you start blubbering, so WHY DRINK?… Do some
drugs, be DD or something. Just stop that hideous crying.
It’s not even fun for you! And it’s not fun for people who have to
clean up your fucking mess.
The bitch that makes out with any guy
While true that this type bitch doesn’t cause drama EVERY time, there’s
always about a 50% chance that this making-out bitch is either TAKEN or
is trying to scam with a guy who already has a chick. So the
amount of drama is, indeed, about twice as much when that actually
occurs. That is why it only happens 50% of the time. The
world wouldn’t be balanced if that weren’t the case.
Bitch, if you need to get drunk to find a man to make out with, you should seriously reconsider what’s wrong with your life.
So there you go, these are the types of bitches you really gotta
keep a lookout for, they might go around stealing your good buzz and
leave you the next morning with nothing but a massive hangover.
What drama causing bitch type do you hate the most? Stories?
Go HERE for an interesting and insightful post inspired by my previous entry “Are we as free as we think we are?”.
