Madpimp.com | Dailies for a more better world » Thursday January 19, 2006 at 10:17 am

aNiMeMaN14 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:20 am

fist in your anus defcork in the butt, only cus i got no such vagina you speak of…… (to the other questions)

airina05 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:22 am

i’m not sure what an anus on my fist would look like
i think the cork would be worse….because they’re wooden
angelina
hermi

i’d rather have anus in the fist.. so i can shit on people as i punch their dumbasses. so a fist in the anus is worse.. i don’t know how some people can do the whole ‘fisting’ fetish. *shudder* and a toe in the vagina is worse! theres fungi in the toe.. and its sharp.. ouch. at least corks in the butt you can just … pop out. haha. unless it’s a buttplug then nevermind. i’d rather do jolie as a man, cuz s/he would have some major DSL.. well she has DSL now anyway, but still. that’d be awesome. and s/he’d have a nice asssss. haha. and i’d rather do a eunich, cuz uhh.. no worries of making sure they get off too. lol.

Chiznarles said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:27 am

no one would be sticking a fist up my anus, so i choose an anus on my fist followed by my fist in their face..would you rather have no internet, or no car?

Gulity_By_Association said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:28 am

FIST IN THE ANUS
TOE
GROSS ANGELINA
ANNNNNNND
HERMI

OK OK I GOT ONE.
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE…..
LEPROSY OR AIDS?
PROSTATE CANCER OR BREAST CANCER?

jimmiwin said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:30 am

Blow your dad or eat your mom?

CaKaLusa said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:45 am

needle in the eye or needle in the eardrum?drown or burn to death?free fall to 100 ft or shotgun to the stomachchinese water torture or electric shock every 15 minutes

ch50 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:46 am

Which is worse?
an anus on your fist!
a cork in the butt!
Would you rather do…Angelina Jolie as a man!
a eunich [no parts]!

cutsiepie55 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:46 am

i’d rather have an anus on my fist. It wouldn’t hurt as much…a toe in the vagina sounds better.I can’t think of a good question, but when I do i’ll comment again haha.

kanipark said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:47 am

Blow your dad or eat your mom? eww~~~
needle in the eye or needle in the eardrum? ouch~~~

DaWall said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:49 am

who would u rather do…
missy elliot or oprah winfrey

bjtdevera said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:55 am

it’s a good thing you’re not a god or anything…cuz you would’ve been pretty sadistic.

Jennie_Nguyen said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:01 am

*cringe*what prompted you to come up with these?creative, nonethless.

davidngo said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:05 am

would you rather have to be topless at all times, or be DEAF?
would you rather fight mike tyson for 3 rounds, or talk like him for 3 years?

xtenstarsonsticksx said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:10 am

fist in anuscorkangelinahermi

aydongbeeleef said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:15 am

yikes..

guitar___riffs said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:21 am

Which is worse?A fist in your anusa cork in the butt?- anything in your anus is horrible. Would you rather do…Angelina Jolie as a manA hermaphrodite [with all parts].

lilluvlyan9el said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:22 am

Which is worse?Your first boyfriend broke up with you… or… monthly migrain when “that time of the month” rolls around?Which do you rather do?a saguaro… or… porcupine?

kalamai said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:40 am

hahaha nice kim. nice =P can’t wait to read the best ones!

ziggyzhang said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:41 am

where did u come up with these questions from?

shaolinLFE said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:43 am

would you rather have a successful gay son or a down and out slutty daughter?

franksabunch said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:55 am

Would you rather never shower for the rest of your life or have to use squat toilets the rest of your life?

ch50 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:57 am

Which is worst?

Three boobs or one eye?

A bald head or a hairy nose?

c4short27 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 11:57 am

toe in vagina? is that freaking possible for me? o.O i dont even think i have one haha lmao, if there were ever a guy to turn me gay it wud be angelina as a man, rawr!!! :p

c4short27 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:01 pm

hmmm now for those questions, after some not so serious thought, and not a very long time i came up with these.
would you rather be fucked by a dog or wud u fuck a cow?
would you rather be a girl that has a penis or a guy with a vagina?

ziggyzhang said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:23 pm

eating a live snake, or a snake eating you.

OoOohPeTeR said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:35 pm

i want to take a scalpel, slice just the bottom part of your left calf, just enough so i can lift up the skin of your leg, and expose your muscles and tendons. then i want to take a dull butter knife, and start butchering your muscles. after that i want to take a blowtorch and burn off the rest of the tendons. then i want to sow the skin back, with piano wire, and pull it as tight as possible so nothing comes out of it, but you will get rust accumulation from the piano wire and your calf will start to grow gangrene.

franksabunch said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:40 pm

Would you rather eat balut (partially gestated chick/egg) or rocky mountain oysters (bull testicles)?

dooE said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:41 pm

would you rather do it with a drowned dead body or a mutilated dead body?
would you rather do it with a wrinkly old person or a fresh premature child?

MysticismMode said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

Would you rather die by being burned or by drowning?

Lemon451 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

Pee a marble or poop a softball?

Scorpi said,

January 19, 2006 @ 12:47 pm

you are a dork.

wdupITSjustin said,

January 19, 2006 @ 1:03 pm

Would you rather have diarrhea at a nightclub, or diarrhea on an airplane?

xPinkSimplicityx said,

January 19, 2006 @ 1:10 pm

it’s interesting to read all of the questions people can come up with. cant decide on which ones…..indecisive..

wdupITSjustin said,

January 19, 2006 @ 1:16 pm

Which would you rather have, Geraldo Rivera’s mustache, or Donald Trumps hairdo?
Who would you rather be for a year, Richard Simmons or Boy George?

habadaba said,

January 19, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

Would you rather get poop thrown at you or have someones hot piss poured on you? ~: )

MelancholicSouljah said,

January 19, 2006 @ 1:34 pm

would you rather shit out of ur tear ducks, or pee out of ur nose..

mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE said,

January 19, 2006 @ 2:22 pm

Ewww. The only one I remember at this point is the hermaphrodite or eunuch one – I’ll go with the hermaphrodite right now.

pinoyriceburner said,

January 19, 2006 @ 2:27 pm

Have your genitles hole punched or nail gunned?

seanscheng said,

January 19, 2006 @ 2:36 pm

Would you rather go down on your mom or your dad?

seanscheng said,

January 19, 2006 @ 2:37 pm

Also, while having one eye is a weird/freakish thing to have, having three boobs is… AWESOME.

jeeves777 said,

January 19, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

ryc: you’ve known gerald since high school?! haha i WENT to high school with him. you go/went to UCLA too, i’m assuming?

nuedy said,

January 19, 2006 @ 3:06 pm

i would go with three boobs…
come back later when I’ve got one.

ALN_with_an_E said,

January 19, 2006 @ 3:23 pm

perfect girl no sex or best sex ok girl

animated_wonsoongee said,

January 19, 2006 @ 3:26 pm

would you rather…pull a monica lewinsky on the president or, an eddie murphy with a transvestite?

im_so_rad__x said,

January 19, 2006 @ 3:55 pm

walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?big boob with no nipples or small boobs with big nipples?a penis on your forehead or one on each knee?i guess thats enough lol but i know a bunch of them

im_so_rad__x said,

January 19, 2006 @ 3:57 pm

oh an then theres thewould you rather do it with your brother or father?or would you rather do it with your sister or mother?

TamaraJeneil said,

January 19, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

Ok…mine is kind of distrubing…but…me and my friend cristal came up with this…
Would you rather be A) a condom on someone who has an STD or B) a tampon ?

vampuke said,

January 19, 2006 @ 4:30 pm

cancer or aids

gooksantiger said,

January 19, 2006 @ 4:46 pm

gosh.. so many situations that i don’t wanna think about.. hahaha
this is not a “which is worst question” but it’s been on my mind for quite some time.
would you do everything you want (Smoke, Drink, Drugs) and die at the age of 50
or
live healthy and die at 100?
for me, I rather live happily and die young

Scorpi said,

January 19, 2006 @ 5:02 pm

ryc: if you say so?

estoychino said,

January 19, 2006 @ 5:45 pm

jizz in the eye or in the butt?

mind_the_lonely_loser said,

January 19, 2006 @ 6:22 pm

Which is worse?A fist in your anus.a cork in the butt?Would you rather do…Angelina Jolie as a man.A hermaphroditeWould you rather have a papercut on your eye or your fingers skinned like a potato?(both are phobias of mine T_T)

scl_illmatics said,

January 19, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

Which is worse?
hot needle through your pee hole.. or hot needle through the tips of each finger?
being castrated or having a limp reproductive organ?
ass on the top of your head or ass on the elbow?
a penis on your forehead or a penis on both knees?
your balls on each ear or or your balls on your chin?
three balls and small penis or big penis with no balls?
Would you rather?
be a man with no penis (like that dude from nip/tuck) or be a woman with a penis (ciara)?
die of constipation or die of drinking your urine?
do micheal jackson or do condoleeza rice?
die a virgin or die of AIDs?
walk in on your parents.. or have them walk in on you?

seksae said,

January 19, 2006 @ 7:07 pm

rather get raped in the butt in prison or rape someone in the butt so as not to get raped in the butt while in prison?

dehzep said,

January 19, 2006 @ 7:18 pm

Would you rather have a hemorrhoid on your eyelid or one on your lip?

dehzep said,

January 19, 2006 @ 7:19 pm

would you rather drink diarrhea or take a bath in saliva?

dehzep said,

January 19, 2006 @ 7:20 pm

would you rather wear a necklace made of toenails or a coat made of pubic hair?

StoopidSavant said,

January 19, 2006 @ 7:37 pm

Pee through the eye or poop through the mouth?

Slutburger_with_Cheese said,

January 19, 2006 @ 10:01 pm

Wouldn’t a toe in the vagina just be the equivalent to a really small penis?
Since everyone here is superficial AND greedy……
Rich and ugly, or hot and poor.
Keep in mind the ugly guy will never get plastic surgery, and the hot guy will always stay poor.

ibizajb said,

January 20, 2006 @ 1:09 am

hmmmm what would be your answer to those questions? =P

whonose said,

January 20, 2006 @ 2:00 am

Take a bite out of a leech or let some leeches take some bites out of you?

Lily523 said,

January 20, 2006 @ 7:34 am

would you rather burn in hell or freeze to death?

kyleeuin said,

January 20, 2006 @ 8:12 am

Day planner or palm pilot ………………….
Wow I know this comment sucked. I will do better next time. Haha Holla

eMaKiD said,

January 20, 2006 @ 8:43 am

ok i think that an anus on my fist would be a world of difference from a fist in my anus….
so im gonna go anus on my fist. (at least its not painfull, unlike the latter! ::cringe::)
toe in the vag? maybe, if i had one and it wasnt like all hammertoe-ed up and peticured.
and about that angelina/drew thing. the baby thing is sick so im stuck. gotta do Mangelina!
im in to way attracted to guys so i would have to do the eunich. i guess i would juss poke them or something………::shudders hard:: GROSS!
needle in the eardrum, definately.
marble or softball, marble or softball, marble or softball…….i juss cant answer that one.
i would have one eye……i would be a pirate! ARRRRRGH!
————————————————————————————-which one? nipple shaven off with a cheese grater or paper cuts inbetween ur lips, fingers, toes, inside of ur elbows and bottom of ur ears?
sleep with snakes or shower with scorpions?
false teeth or bad breath?
bad in bed and good at work or good in bed and bad at work?
no nose or no lips?
eatten by a tiger or swallowed by a toilet?
ok thats it. sorry it took so much space. love the site though!

Gurl_Anachronism said,

January 20, 2006 @ 9:55 am

fist in anus is worseThe cork and the toe are pretty close but the cork would probably be worseI would rather do angelina and the hermaphrodite – UGH Drew Barrymore as a baby – hehe yuk =)

DarkSwirl said,

January 20, 2006 @ 10:25 am

lawl, i have one.
would u rather…
be a pregnant man, or a woman that fertilizes? LawL
Nice page by the way, and i think all the ideas said before, r all great LawL
-Dondi >.

eklipse126 said,

January 20, 2006 @ 10:52 am

our either/or game!!! j-mon cum on you or darrell fart in your mouth?

dillirgaff said,

January 20, 2006 @ 1:00 pm

YAY 69

morena_forever46580 said,

January 20, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

those are good questions…
dont know where you came up with those…
but nice job…
those are real thinkers…

Hillary__Clinton said,

January 20, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

Are you a lesbian?

neoneyelids said,

January 20, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

i dont have my pants on

mustafah said,

January 20, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

hey your site is but not as cool as mine send a comment back i must disapear into the shadows now *PUFF*

CaitlinC56 said,

January 20, 2006 @ 4:02 pm

Would you rather fart in public, or wet the bed at a sleep over?

for the ones above:
fist in the anus is worse
cork in the butt is worse
angelina a man (that way she wouldnt be embarrassed to be a lesbian)
not sure for the last one

molochio_aderre said,

January 20, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

molochio_aderre said,

January 20, 2006 @ 5:41 pm

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

sharks_do_not_climb_rainbows said,

January 22, 2006 @ 7:48 am

An anus on your fist.Toe in the vagina.Angelina Jolie as a man.A hermaphrodite [with all parts] or a eunich [no parts]? *i’ll get back to you on that*Needle in the eye.Poop a softball.One eye.
: )

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

January 22, 2006 @ 6:13 pm

Hahahahahah I love those!!

MMbyB said,

January 23, 2006 @ 5:23 am

um… sick questions… ouch, ew, yikes, and hermi…
which would you rather be: a terminally ill genious with no particular simptoms, with all the money in the world and a year to live; or a perfectly healthy retarded man with no money and no prospects but 50 years to live?

Thursday January 19, 2006 at 10:17 am

aNiMeMaN14 said,

airina05 said,

SecksyRx3 said,

Chiznarles said,

Gulity_By_Association said,

jimmiwin said,

CaKaLusa said,

ch50 said,

cutsiepie55 said,

kanipark said,

DaWall said,

bjtdevera said,

Jennie_Nguyen said,

davidngo said,

xtenstarsonsticksx said,

aydongbeeleef said,

guitar___riffs said,

lilluvlyan9el said,

kalamai said,

ziggyzhang said,

shaolinLFE said,

franksabunch said,

ch50 said,

c4short27 said,

c4short27 said,

ziggyzhang said,

OoOohPeTeR said,

franksabunch said,

dooE said,

MysticismMode said,

Lemon451 said,

Scorpi said,

wdupITSjustin said,

xPinkSimplicityx said,

wdupITSjustin said,

habadaba said,

MelancholicSouljah said,

mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE said,

pinoyriceburner said,

seanscheng said,

seanscheng said,

jeeves777 said,

nuedy said,

ALN_with_an_E said,

animated_wonsoongee said,

im_so_rad__x said,

im_so_rad__x said,

TamaraJeneil said,

vampuke said,

gooksantiger said,

Scorpi said,

estoychino said,

mind_the_lonely_loser said,

scl_illmatics said,

seksae said,

dehzep said,

dehzep said,

dehzep said,

StoopidSavant said,

Slutburger_with_Cheese said,

ibizajb said,

whonose said,

Lily523 said,

kyleeuin said,

eMaKiD said,

Gurl_Anachronism said,

DarkSwirl said,

eklipse126 said,

dillirgaff said,

morena_forever46580 said,

Hillary__Clinton said,

neoneyelids said,

mustafah said,

CaitlinC56 said,

molochio_aderre said,

molochio_aderre said,

sharks_do_not_climb_rainbows said,

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

MMbyB said,