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Thursday January 27, 2005 at 08:14 am

January 27, 2005 at 4:14 pm · Filed under Rigamarole

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Mad libs!
Create my day!

I woke up this morning completely ___adj___. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to ____v____, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.

I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____adj___ and decided to go get some ____n____. After ___v___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my ____n____. Four hours later, I was still playing with my ____n____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

What a great day.

//begin madlib intermission

Product of the day: USB Vibrator

Matrix USB Vibrator (Matrix USB) Presenting the computer powered Matrix Vibe. Become one with your computer as you plug and play your Matrix Vibe into your USB port with the included USB cable.

Reach orgasmic heights as your body pulsates through 10 different speeds and sensations, all at the touch of your finger. No batteries required. Feel the power.
PC and Mac compatible.
Category: Female Stimulators, Vibrators

//EDIT// Supposedly, this vibrator is able to be controlled by remote computers. Meaning if you are having cam sex or CYBER SEX with someone they can control it! So crazy, can you imagine? Zzt… Zt..zt…ZZzzZzzZt… from halfway around the world?

EDIT!

You’ve seen the USB vibrator, now due to popular demand (this goes out to you, minho), here is the USB DILDO for your sexual pleasure!

Wow. It just doesn’t stop getting better.

//END EDIT//

//end madlib intermission

My Madlib

I woke up this morning completely rested. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to eat, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.

I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little hungry and decided to go get some food. After eating for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my gamecube. Four hours later, I was still playing with my gamecube, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

What a great day.

What did you come up with?

E-mail me or leave a comment with your madlib!

Love,
Kim
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inkhelm said,

January 26, 2005 @ 6:56 pm

hahaha i wonder who would use that at the computer. i guess you could use a laptop and get comfy in bed

gotlighters said,

January 26, 2005 @ 6:59 pm

I woke up this morning completely ___horny___. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to __masturbate____, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____horny_ and decided to go get some ___cock____. After __fucking___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my ____pussy___. Four hours later, I was still playing with my __pussy____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.____________it might not be clever or funny but you know it really happened. haha jp.

lumpiablog said,

January 26, 2005 @ 7:00 pm

they made a vibrator for some japanese ps2 game. it plugs into player 2 socket, and when player 1 shoots a rocket or blasts a meteor or something, his girl/boyfriend can enjoy it also.
I woke up this morning completely hard. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to finger, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little desperate and decided to go get some mouthlove. After fingeringing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my self. Four hours later, I was still playing with my self, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped. What a great day.

honeynutmeg said,

January 26, 2005 @ 7:08 pm

I woke up this morning completely constipated. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to take megs new vibrator, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little deprived and decided to go get some xanga. After typing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my website. Four hours later, I was still playing with my website (www.madpimp.com!), but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.What a great day.

kalamai said,

January 26, 2005 @ 7:30 pm

haha dang…gotta find some male porn sites to go along with that vibrator huh?

onestyle said,

January 26, 2005 @ 7:42 pm

i wonder what kinda software that vibrator comes with

stupidcrazy said,

January 26, 2005 @ 8:00 pm

Wow mirrored from madpimp.com | View my online portfolioMad libs!Create my day! I woke up this morning completely ___adj___. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to ____v____, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____adj___ and decided to go get some ____n____. After ___v___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my ____n____. Four hours later, I was still playing with my ____n____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped. What a great day.

//begin madlib intermission
Product of the day: USB Vibrator
Matrix USB Vibrator (Matrix USB) Presenting the computer powered Matrix Vibe. Become one with your computer as you plug and play your Matrix Vibe into your USB port with the included USB cable. Reach orgasmic heights as your body pulsates through 10 different speeds and sensations, all at the touch of your finger. No batteries required. Feel the power. PC and Mac compatible. Category: Female Stimulators, Vibrators //end madlib intermission

My MadlibI woke up this morning completely braindead. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to fart, because there’s nothing like something outside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little horny and decided to go get some ass. After fucking for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with myself. Four hours later, I was still playing with myself, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to burn and chafed, so I used some vaseline and kept on whacking. What a great day.

frshsqzedoj said,

January 26, 2005 @ 8:13 pm

Dude, what do you think i was masturbating with this afternoon?I woke up this morning completely HORNY. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to FORNICATE, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little SEXY and decided to go get some MIDOL. After FINGER-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my VAGINA. Four hours later, I was still playing with my VAGINA, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.What a great day.

weiji said,

January 26, 2005 @ 8:15 pm

I stopped this morning completely ___diarreahed___. I woke up around for clothes to looked and put on the day. But before I changed my clothes, I get ready for ____vacuum____, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day decided. I finally going class and got all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____browned___ and suffered to decided get some ____brain____. After ___suck___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I go that I wanted to decided my ____strangely-colored italian sports car____. Four hours later, I was still playing with my ____paintbrush____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I grated. What a great day.

AznAtama said,

January 26, 2005 @ 9:04 pm

LOL… nice one Kim!

Tinatamad2001 said,

January 26, 2005 @ 9:19 pm

That would make a nice Valentines Day gift!.. Where do I order?!..

janieeee said,

January 26, 2005 @ 9:24 pm

i did it like a real mad lib~ i asked my roomie to give me words.
I woke up this morning completely ___hairy___. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to ____bake____, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____fat___ and decided to go get some ____leg____. After ___runn___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my ____school____. Four hours later, I was still playing with my ____girl____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped. What a great day.

Gucci_Man said,

January 26, 2005 @ 9:41 pm

vibrator commercials lol..if my baby got one of those id be so pissed…
have a nice day

eklipse126 said,

January 26, 2005 @ 9:58 pm

usb vibrator? i already thought of that! a better idea is a cell phone vibrator attachment. why pay extra for a vibrator when you can attached a dildo to your cellie and get all your friends to call it?

Onigiriman said,

January 26, 2005 @ 10:01 pm

Re: the vibrator–your description isn’t based on experience, is it?

eklipse126 said,

January 26, 2005 @ 10:05 pm

I woke up this morning completely HARD. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to SWALLOW, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little BONER and decided to go get some CONDOMS. After BLOWing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my PECKER. Four hours later, I was still playing with my GONADS, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

Onigiriman said,

January 26, 2005 @ 10:06 pm

Wow, that was fast. Shouldn’ you be asleep? Damn, shouldn’t I?

Korepsych said,

January 26, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

nice lips, nice site too

projectblogsphere said,

January 26, 2005 @ 10:58 pm

I woke up this morning completely ___shitty___. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to ____piss____, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.
I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little ____flat___ and decided to go get some ____pens____. After ___prancing___-ing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my ____cat____. Four hours later, I was still playing with my ____pussy____, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

HotterBoy said,

January 26, 2005 @ 11:29 pm

All the pics are beautiful on camwhores. Pic#7 shows something sensitive & depthful. It’s my favorite…. I could fill out your writing form deal very cleverly, but I won’t. Ha

Sup007 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 1:49 am

ok i started working on a madlib but all the good ideas have been taken….damn it!!! =Pi’ll just leave you w/ a *slap on the ass* and good job =)

timothyj said,

January 27, 2005 @ 2:59 am

woke up this morning completely made breakfast for my sisters. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to drink coffeee, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little withdrawn and decided to go get some cigarettes. After smoking for so long that i was satisffied, I decided that I wanted to play with my magic mic. Four hours later, I was still playing with my magic mic, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.
:]

CaKaLusa said,

January 27, 2005 @ 3:04 am

we know, he knows, and you damn well know mine was all perverted…wow, I have a gift for your bday now…bzzzt!

whonose said,

January 27, 2005 @ 4:03 am

I woke up this morning completely molested. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to go buggering, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little angry and decided to go get some anthrax. After terrorising for so long that people were staring, I decided that I wanted to play with my russians. Four hours later, I was still playing with my honkeys, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped. What a great day.

nofa1r said,

January 27, 2005 @ 4:35 am

I woke up this morning completely nake. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to masterbate, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little horny and decided to go get some ass. After fucking for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my cat. Four hours later, I was still playing with my pussy, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

TurkShady said,

January 27, 2005 @ 5:30 am

I hate madlibs.
So how much are they paying you to promote their new toy? ;p

MrWain said,

January 27, 2005 @ 5:31 am

Hahaha, nice post and interresting mad libs. Its a good thing I check you posts early in the morning before everyone else gets in to the office

riceboyx4u said,

January 27, 2005 @ 5:52 am

that makes a wonderful gift =D

misstease said,

January 27, 2005 @ 6:10 am

i have a madlib for ya but its very dirty hahahha. . . .my mind is in the gutter. . .

anne0122 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 6:30 am

thats a great gift!

ghaleon said,

January 27, 2005 @ 6:55 am

Haha wonder if the vibe would be lower if you used a ps2 converter

FsB_BeN said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:09 am

Hey babe, Arrowroot cookies are those cookies u probably had when u were a kid It has a baby on the package? Its like a yellow box w/ a baby on it..
and the cookies itself are oval n beige coloured?? haha SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! If u still dunno wut im talking about, ill link u to a pic or something ok madlib:
I woke up this morning completely SORE. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to XANGA!, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little HYPER and decided to go get some ALCOHOL. After DRINKing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my GIRLFRIEND (haha). Four hours later, I was still playing with my GIRLFRIEND, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

blankiethief said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:13 am

ryc: I called you but some Russian picked up and asked me if I wanted to buy a cat. I think if I actually had your number, that would work out a little better, huh.
That vibrator is so cute and a little geeky too! Very hot.
I wanna play too but all the guys above nailed exactly what I was thinking.

aznbro85 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:15 am

very interesting find…just in time for the valentine holiday LMAO

minho said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:36 am

that vibrator doesn’t look….sexualaren’t they supposed to look like dicks?

Chesspiece said,

January 27, 2005 @ 8:33 am

haha…what creative toys…lolz…

Gucci_Man said,

January 27, 2005 @ 8:42 am

sexy lady i think your drunk hehe

streetphotos said,

January 27, 2005 @ 8:45 am

Wow that dildo even has bluetooth!

bettertomorrow said,

January 27, 2005 @ 8:49 am

I woke up this morning completely worn out. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to brush my teeth, because there’s nothing like taste of toothpaste inside of your mouth to get the day going.I finally got to work and suffered all the way through the traffic. After all this work, I felt definitely sleepy and decided to go get some coffee. After concentrat-ing for so long that I could barely stay awake, I decided that I wanted to play with my laptop. Four hours later, I am stilla at work/training with my xanga open, but I am too tired and my brain is starting to malfunction, so I am gonna stop.

mrxwill said,

January 27, 2005 @ 8:50 am

HAHA, $99 with bluetooth. That’s classic.

piggydc said,

January 27, 2005 @ 9:30 am

those tech-innovative ppl are getting awfully horny….wouldn’t be surprised if most to all of them are guys lol

minho said,

January 27, 2005 @ 9:33 am

puhahahah i’d masturbate to that comment pic

lilswtpnayo4 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 9:55 am

Random Propz! Love the site =)

baby1107 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 9:57 am

i work at aldo shoes. i’ve never had a management position nor worked in shoes.. so its kinda difficult for right now.

oOoDanieL said,

January 27, 2005 @ 10:05 am

very interesting page. i like your little comics about how to greet people.

estoychino said,

January 27, 2005 @ 10:06 am

thats intersting.

oOoDanieL said,

January 27, 2005 @ 10:07 am

by the way it’s pretty tough writing words on paint.

oOoDanieL said,

January 27, 2005 @ 10:17 am

another by the way. this may seem stalker-ish but i liked ur jan 6th entry. it hit home.

lokei81 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 11:05 am

LMAO…I love those UBS sex toys. Too bad Christmas is over or else each one of my friends would have gotten one under their tree. They just have to wait till the end of this year for them then.
Thanks for the wallpaper links…I ended up spending too much time at http://www.deviantart.com sorting through their endless list of images. The one that I have can be found here: http://snorf.deviantart.com/gallery/. All of his wallpapers are just so adorable.

minho said,

January 27, 2005 @ 11:08 am

ur picture changes everytime?give me a picture of you witha korean flag draped over you and maybe i’ll jerk off to you.

airina05 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 11:10 am

mine’s definitely x-rated – lol! it’s been a few days! hahaha
this was a fun idea – i enjoyed it! =)
i’m thinkin that internet vibe might be not only weird….but kinda creepy….i mean people can hack a webcam, they can hack that shit too….
but i suppose it could also be kinda hot too =)

xgdawg007x said,

January 27, 2005 @ 11:33 am

you dont need those toys when you can have me. =P

H0USe said,

January 27, 2005 @ 11:49 am

omg, that thing is hard and restrictive… i cant really come up with somethin good that makes sense and is unique… but then again my creative juices r all but gone these days… anyways, thanks for the sites, all i can get is deisel sweeties one cause i think my job is hatin on the other ones O_O

dhdh49 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 12:17 pm

you know, the person in the background of the usb dildo looks like a lil girl… O_o

superabsorbent917 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 12:24 pm

Thanks for visiting my site! You have a pretty cool xanga going here yourself. Chi la nguoi Viet, phai khong? Vietnamese girls are so hot!

lilluvlyan9el said,

January 27, 2005 @ 12:37 pm

bwahahahhaha~~

stupidcrazy said,

January 27, 2005 @ 12:59 pm

Hey girl u got much time on ur hand. Happy usbing then

SuPrA_bOiZ said,

January 27, 2005 @ 1:00 pm

lol thass funny usb vibrator haha well droppen sum propz

auracle said,

January 27, 2005 @ 1:19 pm

hahaha….very smart blog (i think). Very interesting how you tactfully included sex toys in the middle of your madlibs to ‘persuade’ a certain tone to your madlibs.Anyway, if you’re ever in downtown SF, there’s this store south of Market St. called ‘Good Vibrations’ you should visit. Interesting place. you know what’s there I knew because I was dragged there once against my will.

Brett_T said,

January 27, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

lolz…USB vibrator? That is too funny

trizad said,

January 27, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

wow your like so0Oo frickin clever…loland you have like the kewlest username..
-alan

ryan_73 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 2:14 pm

that is just too funny. i’m trying to imagine best buy and circuit city carrying those things.

trizad said,

January 27, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

awww…no i wasn’t being sarcastic. you cured my bordem for a min…thank ya kindly…..and your username is really kewl…for real…for real for real….really..it is.
-alan

Onigiriman said,

January 27, 2005 @ 3:04 pm

Hahahhaah. a USB port does NOT supply enough power… or doesn’t it vibrate?

mrxwill said,

January 27, 2005 @ 3:06 pm

Bleh, I wish I can record it. But my VCR broke and it’s only good for connecting the PS2 to my TV via A/V cables.

HurleyGuy751 said,

January 27, 2005 @ 5:22 pm

just wanted to say hi to the one known as Sindee Slickbooty

sKyHiGhPnAi said,

January 27, 2005 @ 5:41 pm

wahahaha! those are some ::gulp:: interesting toys you got there. Hi Kim. :)Got here from Shaun’s (Lumpiablog) place.damn right you’re madpimp.

sexxxandcookies said,

January 27, 2005 @ 5:57 pm

haha you know you want my goodies

JCFans said,

January 27, 2005 @ 6:22 pm

lol omg, i need to get those usb vibrators. it will be very mobile with my laptop hahaha LOL.

dyZ said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:27 pm

mad libs! daamn, this takes me back

NoOdL3_bOy said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:35 pm

I woke up this morning completely rested. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to order some food, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going. I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little tired and decided to go get some sleep again. After sleeping for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my camera. Four hours later, I was still playing with my camera, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped. Oh, reno isn’t all that fun if you’re under 21 by about 3 years. 3 years from 2/5, anyways. Happy early birthday to me. whoo.

SwT_AngeL said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:42 pm

=)returning the props. nice site~ I used to LOVE mad libs when i was younger!! x)

weiji said,

January 27, 2005 @ 7:57 pm

the building? i was afraid someone would find out i used broccoli to simulate the trees. :)yeah the building is just plain… blocky. i took some closeups today. i swear, somebody has a lego fetish.

PsYkOxAzNxFrEaK said,

January 27, 2005 @ 8:27 pm

hahaaa.. lovin’ the entries! i was actually reading your entry when my mom walked in on me… she had a “wtf” look and screamed out “TAI SAOO!!! (viet for WHYY!!). *no bullshiet* thanks kim… thanks!

SphinKtEr_SaYs said,

January 27, 2005 @ 9:36 pm

holy shit i want one of those.. jk ahhaa
yous a very interesting girl. i fucking dig.
thanks for taggin up my site. im a loser w/ nothing to say haha.
your sites are badass. i want to be like you when i grow up.

HuangDave said,

January 27, 2005 @ 11:28 pm

I woke up this morning completely awake. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to think deep elightening thoughts, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little under productive and decided to go get some books on physics. After theorizing and pacing for so long that I could barely stand, I decided that I wanted to play with my time machine. Four hours later, I was still playing with my flux-capacitor, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.

achwang said,

January 28, 2005 @ 12:29 am

thanks!

Princess_Lovely78 said,

January 28, 2005 @ 5:08 am

i loved madlibs as a kid. my cousins/brothers/sisters/and i use to stay up all night creating these madlibs and back then, it was funny as shiet.

Carol_1 said,

January 28, 2005 @ 9:21 am

That was really funny!!! You crack me up.Keep having fun and the fill ins to “your Day” were great. Bye shi

acchan_the_turtle said,

January 28, 2005 @ 9:46 am

I woke up this morning completely late. I looked around for clothes to put on and get ready for the day. But before I changed my clothes, I decided to pick my nose, because there’s nothing like something inside of you to get the day going.I finally got to class and suffered all the way through. After all this work, I felt a little smelly and decided to go get some soap. After showering for so long that my skin got wrinkley, I decided that I wanted to play with my boogers. Four hours later, I was still playing with my boogers, but I was all sweaty and my fingers were beginning to hurt, so I stopped.What a great day. how do i make letters bold like everyone else???

Saitoh said,

January 28, 2005 @ 10:38 am

hahah totally not intentional. Nice dildo.

wutuwaitn4 said,

January 28, 2005 @ 12:31 pm

whoaaa, haahhah

auracle said,

January 28, 2005 @ 3:23 pm

holy crap..i just now noticed that the usb dildo has a bluetooth version. that thing can go anywhere and be controlled by whoever is in the same room and has a bluetooth enabled phone. sweeeet. i think i know what to get my girl for valentine’s this year.