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Thursday July 14, 2005 at 09:13 pm

July 14, 2005 at 4:13 am · Filed under Rigamarole

Now that I’m a heffer…
I’M SELLING ALL MY SKINNY CLOTHES
to make myself feel better

Posting can be seen at : http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/clo/84360982.html

Dozens of shirts and pants and misc. items of clothing. I’ve gotten
really fat in the last few months and had to revamp my whole wardrobe.
Items being sold include pieces famous from my website (madpimp.com)
such as:

*NOTE all these pictures taken around 2001 whiile I was still living in the dorms. I’ve already graduated.


This shirt, circa 2001


This shirt, circa 2001


And this shirt, worn as recently as 2001


And this shirt that has a hole in it (A famous hole that has been seen everywhere on the internet, by the way.)

That’s right, folks. Dozens and dozens of articles of clothing now on sale because I’ve become a complete heffer!

So here’s the deal:

$5.00 per jacket

$3.00 per other items of clothing

$10.00 for 4 items of clothing (making them $2.50 each)

$20.00 for 10 items of clothing (making them $2.00 each)

And $75.00 for the entire stack of clothing
(I have no idea how many pieces there are.. it might be even less, if
there are less than 40-45 pieces.) PLUS! My entire collection of
japanese phonebook comic books [ribon.. about 7 issues], and about 15
free posters of hot chicks and/or anime will be thrown in there for
free.

Seriously a great deal. :)

*Note, the posters and the comic books are a promotional offer and may
expire at any time. However, if you do decide to buy everything, I’ll
include a free gift of some sort.


nonSerious offers only. :) Just playin. I’m really selling them, but do you think this ad will get people to want to buy it?

Tinatamad2001 said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:16 pm

How much for the one with the hole?..
That’s got to have Sentimental values..

lumpiablog said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:17 pm

if i was an emoboy, i would buy it all so i can say i wear girls clothings.

addictabLe said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:17 pm

I like the first shirt a lot.

notbesideyou said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:20 pm

Oo, pretty! ;-)

Trinity86 said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:29 pm

i think that’s way too low of a price, but what are you gonna do with all that clothes if not sell if for such a ridiculous price

CaKaLusa said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:29 pm

finally, my shrine will be complete.

pinoyriceburner said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:38 pm

Maybe I’ll buy them for this girl, and rip them all off her when things get heated.

aNiMeMaN14 said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:43 pm

well i personally think you still look tasty… but do what you must sweetie.

franksabunch said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:43 pm

I would buy them, but I’m not a girl!  Well, at least not the last time I checked…

auracle said,

July 13, 2005 @ 9:48 pm

damn…wth did Lan do to you? you weren’t that big a few months earlier were you?

steadystate said,

July 13, 2005 @ 10:03 pm

i’ll buy the entire stack, but only if you come with them…

alilvietboi4u said,

July 13, 2005 @ 10:07 pm

wow you are seriously getting fat? anyways how bout saving your clothes so when you loose weight you have clothes to wear.

Jx2_66 said,

July 13, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

i’d buy your clothes… but… um… i’m not the type of fag to cross dress. :-p nice clothes though.

bobaChick said,

July 13, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

oooooooooooh cloothes! cheap enough for a broke college kid like me. but wait what? … not as skinny as you–cannot buy. boo. missing out on a deal cause i’m fat.

VirusLuvless said,

July 13, 2005 @ 10:19 pm

I can see some armpit hair sticking out of that tiny hole in your shirt, lol.

shaolinLFE said,

July 13, 2005 @ 10:36 pm

heifer.

cantBfaded said,

July 13, 2005 @ 11:04 pm

GO 2001 SHI!!!!

Onigiriman said,

July 13, 2005 @ 11:16 pm

*sigh* you’re not FAT!

Tsunaki36 said,

July 13, 2005 @ 11:46 pm

ooo if i wasnt so poor id buy em, then sell them on ebay to fan boys of shi :D

xgdawg007x said,

July 14, 2005 @ 12:20 am

I don’t believe that you’re fat. Post some naked pics as proof.

minho said,

July 14, 2005 @ 12:35 am

i’ll pay you $75 to come over my place
….and then i’ll give you $25 to leave
hahahhahahhah ZinG!

sKyHiGhPnAi said,

July 14, 2005 @ 1:53 am

Just like heaven. :P

iluvpajun said,

July 14, 2005 @ 3:45 am

hehe silly girl. :-D

Chiznarles said,

July 14, 2005 @ 4:39 am

these should fit my inflatable doll..

thathrilainmanila said,

July 14, 2005 @ 4:58 am

you freak.

lol, i got nuthin. you acshully stopped by though. thanks =P

tapos said,

July 14, 2005 @ 4:58 am

looking at yer prior pics above… yah dont look like u could gain that much to become a heffer… and i dont even recall the last time i’ve heard that word… just start joggin or something…. or i hear u burn alot of cals or something when u have sex… go find someone and have a marathon… lol… :-)peace peace.

UCcowgirl23 said,

July 14, 2005 @ 6:05 am

im interested but i cant see any of the pictures… cheap clothes, im in!

s1ms said,

July 14, 2005 @ 6:31 am

so..all this time you were goneyou were really getting fat?mmthats okyou can be like meim not overweight, but i got high cholesterol cuz im a carnivore.mom gets onto me about it, but i just tell her im gonna die happy.youll die happy too.

Her_Sex_Slave said,

July 14, 2005 @ 7:22 am

If I was a woman I would definatly want to buy your stuff after reading this… well I might have to loose some weight too… later and good luck
-Mark

lover_gurl_2 said,

July 14, 2005 @ 11:00 am

TAG UR IT!!!!!!THIS IS SOOOO SCARY!!! SEND THIS TO 15 PPL IN THE NEXT 143 MIN AND THEN PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS!!! IT IS SOOOO SCARY CUZ IT WORKS…BUT IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN…YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS! SEND IT TO 15 PPL IN THE NEXT 143 MIN
 
dont coment back to the person who sent u this or else it wont work

Jung_Woo said,

July 14, 2005 @ 11:58 am

how fat did you get?

Ssweet_dreemzZ said,

July 14, 2005 @ 12:43 pm

Cute shirts. I’m broke. So I’ll put in a nonserious offer. I’ll take all of it. All of it!

gangsterr_layouts said,

July 14, 2005 @ 2:51 pm

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wishful_thinking_boo said,

July 14, 2005 @ 4:45 pm

ooooh! SAAAAAALE! :-P. i’ll browse around and see whatchu got.

pinkpreppypunk said,

July 14, 2005 @ 6:27 pm

cute entry
anyway, plz visit my website!! and maybe sign the guestbook? pretty plz?! lol.. http://www.freewebs.com/glitterforyoulol/

Holliisturr_Hunnii_x3 said,

July 14, 2005 @ 7:51 pm

love ur site.
i could read your xanga everyday and not get bored : )
comment back sometime

yerbabygirl said,

July 14, 2005 @ 9:05 pm

Yes.  I’ll buy some kim.  I’m like size 5.

i can’t believe you were once a size 14! i havent been that since freshman year of highschool!!!!!!

gotlighters said,

July 14, 2005 @ 10:16 pm

what about panties? haha jp. actually selling your clothes eh… what brand are they? not like i’d buy girl’s clothing or anything

whonose said,

July 15, 2005 @ 3:18 am

I would but I don’t want to… :-P

thathrilainmanila said,

July 15, 2005 @ 4:55 am

hey look! i have funny pics. i know you’ll like. =P

kyasha said,

July 15, 2005 @ 7:09 am

are you selling them because you seriously can’t fit into them? :(

spcemarine said,

July 15, 2005 @ 11:34 am

This is the spelling police. I’ll let you off with a warning this time, ma’am. The word in question is your painful-to-look-at variant of “heifer”, which you used repeatedly. Next time don’t forget to check whether your tires are inflated and your signal lights are working, too.

xD_LuCh said,

July 15, 2005 @ 1:40 pm

hey random props….take care peace…

eHiLoVeYoU said,

July 15, 2005 @ 3:44 pm

random prop..ur xanga so sexy…i like it so much..^^*

MizzLeex3 said,

July 15, 2005 @ 5:12 pm

nice site ;)

oziphk said,

July 16, 2005 @ 4:11 am

jst random props~so nice the shirt~luv it so much~ *O*

c4short27 said,

July 16, 2005 @ 12:49 pm

oooo clothes :) do u think my GI joe collection cud fit them? :p

bebegirljen said,

July 16, 2005 @ 9:03 pm

oh my gosh ur back posting again!  hehe glad to see u back, btw u are no where near fat!!  fat is 5’0 and 200 pounds!!

izk said,

July 16, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

hi

the0n34u said,

July 16, 2005 @ 11:35 pm

i was thinking of buying it, but ONE, i’m 200 lbs… and TWO i’m a guy, dunno if i would look right in those clothes o.0… why r u selling ur clothes for anywho?

alwfndrummer said,

July 17, 2005 @ 12:10 am

wtf………ur not fat. i know when peepz is fat and you my dear are not. i think ur kute but w/e. so u said “when i was livin in the dorms,” so…………..wut college did you go to. hit me up sometime so maybe i can find a little more about urself. u seem like a really rad person so yeah. hope to hear from you. latez.

MizZ_dOrKee said,

July 17, 2005 @ 2:27 pm

hey :) i’m going to be a senior next year in high school. i read your resume on your madpimp site and i have a few questions about college. i saw your works and education and i’m really interested in learning more. i want to double major in web designing and graphic designing. would you recommend me doing that? do you know a good college/UC that provides really good courses for these two majors? how were your college years? were they hard for you? thank you very much for your time. i would really appreciate it if you tell me more about double majoring and web&graphic designing. thanks! – nicky

tuotierugif said,

July 17, 2005 @ 6:32 pm

OOooo i need sum new things to add to my wardrobe but i dont but online lol
>^..^

communismisforlosers said,

July 18, 2005 @ 5:48 am

In response to your response to my comment, I would like to say I can see where you are coming from.  I know of several authors who have written what are supposed to be “autobiographical” works, and if you really check out their lives, these works are, if not entirely fictitious, at least partially romanticized or glamorized (for instance, David Copperfield, by Charles Dickens–have you read it?).  So, correct me if I am again bringing up something irrelevent.

Yatsuro said,

July 19, 2005 @ 8:18 am

A boy name Billy received a chain letter and it said you will die in 10 days. So he did not believe in this stuff and he ignored it and in the next 10 days he died. His mother couldn’t figure out his unexplained death. So in one hour send this to as many people you know.If you don’t you will die in the next 10 days.If you send it to 10 people you will have the ability to see the future.If you send this to 20 people you will have telekinesis powers.If you send this to 30 people you will have the ability to teleport.If you send this to 40 people you will have the ability to freeze time.If you send this to 50 people or more you will have all of them

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